Top 10 Things You Shouldn't Say to a Police Office

**THE MANIAC** · 05-28-2008, 10:21 AM

these are 10 Things You Shouldn't Say to a Police Office

enjoy

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

9. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

10. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

**third_shift|studios** · 05-28-2008, 10:27 AM

good stuff!

**hoss 2000 z-28** · 05-28-2008, 10:48 AM

Nice, the last one is the best.

**Nitro_Junkie97** · 05-28-2008, 10:59 AM

i like 4 the best

**gihonda00** · 05-28-2008, 11:01 AM

soon I will be the one with the glazed eyes. August is Police Academy time

**THE MANIAC** · 05-28-2008, 11:09 AM

thanx guys for stopping by

**JonB** · 05-28-2008, 11:11 AM

So who volunteers to try all 10 of these and post the video on youtube?

**SleeperC5** · 05-28-2008, 11:13 AM

Originally Posted by gihonda00

soon I will be the one with the glazed eyes. August is Police Academy time

You're joining the police force........ it's okay so long as you don't turn into a prick with a badge !!

**ls1blackbeauty98** · 05-28-2008, 12:04 PM

i love #2

**third_shift|studios** · 05-28-2008, 12:08 PM

Originally Posted by ls1blackbeauty98

i love #2

do you act

and get out of tix?

**86 IROC-Z** · 05-28-2008, 03:31 PM

Older than pee in her butt.

**SiggyZ** · 05-28-2008, 04:31 PM

A police office or a police officer? I'm confused.

**snaggeltooth** · 05-28-2008, 05:49 PM

11 So whats it worth to you to get out of this ticket ??

**Spaz** · 05-28-2008, 05:51 PM

Originally Posted by snaggeltooth

11 So whats it worth to you to get out of this ticket ??

#12... "did you see that ass hole in the black trans am go speeding by?! i think he is drunk..."

**jperkins812** · 05-29-2008, 09:58 AM

#13 You're lucky the car needed a tune up, because you would have never caught me.

#14 Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on COP'S.

#15 Yes' I saw your lights on, but I thought you were going to get doughnuts.\

#16 Whoop's, that's the fake one...here ya go, this is the one.

#17 Hey, can you give me another one of those full body cavity search's, please?

#18 Come on, write the stupid ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes.

#19 If you tried the stuff I just had, you wouldn't be so damn uptight.

#20 What exactly is "legally drunk"?

#21 Well, when I reached down to pick up my crack pipe, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged in the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

#22 No, YOU assume the posotion!

#23 Do you have any idea how much of a hurry I am in?

#24 I hope you realized your about to ruin a perect record.

#25 Oink, Oink!

I have this shirt, and it one of my favorites.

**Spaz** · 05-29-2008, 10:16 AM

#26 "some crazy chick was trying to fuck my brains out so i.... hey wait... i remember seeing your picture above the fire place..."

#27 "i was only speeding cause i have to poop... i don't any more... ever notice corn comes back out on the cob?"

#28 "your mom"

**ls1blackbeauty98** · 05-29-2008, 11:20 AM

Originally Posted by third_shift|studios

do you act

and get out of tix?

ive never gotten outta a ticket in my life! and it sucks because i think its the car, they know i really do wanna go fast..and im not just an innnocent girl not knowing what im doing

**ls1blackbeauty98** · 05-29-2008, 11:22 AM

Originally Posted by Spaz

#12... "did you see that ass hole in the black trans am go speeding by?! i think he is drunk..."

Originally Posted by jperkins812

#13 You're lucky the car needed a tune up, because you would have never caught me.

#14 Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on COP'S.

#15 Yes' I saw your lights on, but I thought you were going to get doughnuts.\

#16 Whoop's, that's the fake one...here ya go, this is the one.

#17 Hey, can you give me another one of those full body cavity search's, please?

#18 Come on, write the stupid ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes.

#19 If you tried the stuff I just had, you wouldn't be so damn uptight.

#20 What exactly is "legally drunk"?

#21 Well, when I reached down to pick up my crack pipe, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged in the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

#22 No, YOU assume the posotion!

#23 Do you have any idea how much of a hurry I am in?

#24 I hope you realized your about to ruin a perect record.

#25 Oink, Oink!

I have this shirt, and it one of my favorites.

i cant stop laughing, people are looking at me weird