View Poll Results: Do you put toilet paper on the seat?

Voters
142. You may not vote on this poll
  • Yes

    44 30.99%
  • No

    45 31.69%
  • depends on condition of seat

    53 37.32%
Page 1 of 3 123 LastLast
Results 1 to 20 of 60

Thread: toilet poll

  1. #1
    Senior Member ss~zoso~ss's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Location
    )
    Posts
    9,128

    SS: NBM, tan top
    1998-SS, 2010 Jetta TDI

    Question toilet poll

    weird question, but after finding out that my roomate doesnt put toilet paper on the seat before he shits, i thought that more people than i think may not do so.

    so the question is:

    When taking a shit / peeing for ladies, in a public bathroom do you put toilet paper on the seat?

    I do

  2. #2
    Member
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    NY
    Age
    41
    Posts
    193

    yellow
    02 Collector Edition TA

    Public bathroom and i have to sit hell ya.

  3. #3
    Future Super Trooper Mr. CarelessAndImprudent's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    Rolla, MO
    Age
    38
    Posts
    1,404
    '69 Camaro

    Nope. I just wipe it off if its open to the public

  4. #4
    Detailing + Design third_shift|studios's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Location
    Pittsburgh, PA
    Age
    42
    Posts
    21,720

    My life is a
    Ben Stiller movie.

    damnit...i resent my decision....I shoulda chose 'depends on condition of the seat"

  5. #5
    Single Malt rbob93's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Location
    Ft. Lauderdale, FL
    Age
    75
    Posts
    2,706

    Sebring Silver
    2000 CamaroSS

    You need a "Hell Yes are You Freakin Crazy?! option

  6. #6
    Trigger Puller Trainer KC&97TA's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2000
    Location
    Dirty J'ville
    Posts
    502

    NBM
    2000 FRC Camaro SS

    We call it an "ass gasket" in the Marine Corps

    When you know you're going to sit down on alot of different public toilets or port-a-johns, the best thing is to make yourself a card board "ass gasket", be sure to label it "this side twords ass" & "this side towards seat"... other wise you may forget which side is which and then the whole point of the "ass gasket" will be for nothing. Just my $0.02 as I have shit in alot of port-a-johns.

  7. #7
    2002 Formula Firehawk 96z28's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    San Diego CA
    Age
    42
    Posts
    1,342

    Black
    2002 Formula Firehawk

    i wipe and sit. If it smells horrible i hold it in

  8. #8
    Senior Member ss~zoso~ss's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Location
    )
    Posts
    9,128

    SS: NBM, tan top
    1998-SS, 2010 Jetta TDI

    its 6:5:6 now, i can believe that the majority doesnt use paper

  9. #9
    want a muscle car now
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Location
    Oregon
    Age
    42
    Posts
    93
    1956 Hardtop (in pieces)

    I know too much about this stuff

    When I used to work in construction, we used a portable outhouse, honey-bucket is what they callem here. I always lined the seat, but not only that, if it was just pumped and fresh, I pulled out toilet paper and ran it into the tank until there was somewhat of a pile in the bottom. Otherwise you would literally get a blue butt from the tank water splashing up. I also found that Mexicans can really make a mess out of a toilet. Must be all the beans and peppers?

  10. #10
    down in it 310stanger's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Location
    nj
    Age
    41
    Posts
    11,020

    white
    90 Mustang 5.0

    Quote Originally Posted by 56car View Post
    I know too much about this stuff

    When I used to work in construction, we used a portable outhouse, honey-bucket is what they callem here. I always lined the seat, but not only that, if it was just pumped and fresh, I pulled out toilet paper and ran it into the tank until there was somewhat of a pile in the bottom. Otherwise you would literally get a blue butt from the tank water splashing up. I also found that Mexicans can really make a mess out of a toilet. Must be all the beans and peppers?
    we got mexicans as car washers at the dealership where i work, good god do they know how to fuck up a bathroom. you aint kidding about that. between jus leavin the toilet a mess they also feel flushing toilet paper is uneccessary and elect to jus chuck it on the floor. i guess they got beef with the cleaning people lol

  11. #11
    Impounded x-40oz-x's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Location
    Canada
    Posts
    1,287
    1981 g-Body

    Quote Originally Posted by ss~zoso~ss View Post
    When taking a shit / peeing for ladies, in a public bathroom do you put toilet paper on the seat?
    I put toilet paper down in my own house for fuck sake.LOL
    I'll shit my pants before i use a public bathroom.

  12. #12
    Junior Member
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    Beverly, MA
    Age
    35
    Posts
    50
    ill wipe it if i deem it necessary, but i dont use an "ass gasket"

  13. #13
    I need it for fiber! Y2KBird's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Location
    Tri-Cities, Washington
    Age
    43
    Posts
    131

    Navy Blue
    2000 Firebird

    Studies have shown that the grems on anyones butt cheeks are scant. Mainly because the butt cheeks dont really touch anything during the day. You find millions more harmful germs on the hands and face.

    A clean surface averages 1000 bacteria per square inch. The average public toilet seat passes that test. The bathroom floor averages 2 million bacteria per square inch. 30% of womens purses contain fecal bacteria because they place them on the floor.

    Toilet paper roll dispensers are filled with bacteria. And those hand blowers? more bacteria! Because they pull the air from the bathroom and blow the bacteria in to your hands.

    SO Your ass is fine...Wash your hands properly or else youre screwed. Just think about the poopy bacteria on the door handles you lock before you touch the sanitary paper dispenser and toilet paper roll you've been touching. Food for thought.

  14. #14
    Senior Member KyleLs1's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Location
    Canada eh
    Posts
    3,533

    NBM
    99 TA

    Quote Originally Posted by x-40oz-x View Post
    I'll shit my pants before i use a public bathroom.
    x2

  15. #15
    Senior Member ss~zoso~ss's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Location
    )
    Posts
    9,128

    SS: NBM, tan top
    1998-SS, 2010 Jetta TDI

    Quote Originally Posted by x-40oz-x View Post
    I put toilet paper down in my own house for fuck sake.LOL
    I'll shit my pants before i use a public bathroom.
    thats just a little weird

  16. #16
    Senior Member ss~zoso~ss's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Location
    )
    Posts
    9,128

    SS: NBM, tan top
    1998-SS, 2010 Jetta TDI

    Quote Originally Posted by Y2KBird View Post
    Studies have shown that the grems on anyones butt cheeks are scant. Mainly because the butt cheeks dont really touch anything during the day. You find millions more harmful germs on the hands and face.

    A clean surface averages 1000 bacteria per square inch. The average public toilet seat passes that test. The bathroom floor averages 2 million bacteria per square inch. 30% of womens purses contain fecal bacteria because they place them on the floor.

    Toilet paper roll dispensers are filled with bacteria. And those hand blowers? more bacteria! Because they pull the air from the bathroom and blow the bacteria in to your hands.

    SO Your ass is fine...Wash your hands properly or else youre screwed. Just think about the poopy bacteria on the door handles you lock before you touch the sanitary paper dispenser and toilet paper roll you've been touching. Food for thought.
    i aint worried about the natural bacteria that is on the seat, its the people that get shit on the seat or splash water with shit in it on the seat, it dries or somebody wipes it off but the bacteria is still there
    o not to mension STD's

  17. #17
    IYP
    Guest
    ahem....AIR RAID!!!!!


    *plop*


    god gave me strong legs... i use them if needed...

  18. #18
    SCPO - Retired joerockhead's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    Mile High
    Posts
    2,517

    BlackCherry
    Bad Ass 67 Camaro / 2010

    I always wipe the seat down first, and the inner part where my dick might hit.

  19. #19
    Senior Member ss~zoso~ss's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Location
    )
    Posts
    9,128

    SS: NBM, tan top
    1998-SS, 2010 Jetta TDI

    ^

  20. #20
    Senior Member GOT1GOAT's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Location
    Newcastle,De.
    Age
    67
    Posts
    1,047

    04 GTO QuickSilver
    95 MarkVIII wifey white

    I do not use the toilet out in public but if the urgency arosed, I grab like a massive amount of hand towels and soak 1/2 and wash the seat and the cut-out part then dry it off. And I dont even charge them for the cleaning.
    04/A4 Quicksilver
    Magnflow catback-Resonator delete
    K&N drop in
    SAP front Grills and 05 hood
    Limo tinted windows-Gets me pulled over alot
    Diablosport Predator (RWTD) tune.

Page 1 of 3 123 LastLast

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. Toilet aficionados - this is for you!
    By pajeff02 in forum Almost Anything Goes
    Replies: 40
    Last Post: 06-16-2010, 10:37 AM
  2. Painting a toilet
    By JHayesLS1 in forum Almost Anything Goes
    Replies: 27
    Last Post: 06-27-2008, 02:44 PM
  3. toilet scare...soo funny
    By 02cetransam in forum Almost Anything Goes
    Replies: 17
    Last Post: 09-05-2007, 06:22 PM
  4. The Toilet- Is it mans escape?
    By JHayesLS1 in forum Almost Anything Goes
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 06-20-2007, 01:54 PM
  5. toilet prank
    By Speedy_Gonzales in forum Multimedia Section
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 12-31-2006, 05:44 AM

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •