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    Question Tips for hitting on the "suicide girls" type of chick?

    Very cool girl at my gym. She has black hair, cute face and a perfect body. She has like 3-4 body piercings and a few tattoos I think. She does rec drugs and is into that scene/punk/emo look. Should I take the same approach by spitting game with her or should I come off as more of the sensitive guy thing? Any tips?

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    ask her why the fack she's exercising if she's suicidal

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    step 1: make her laugh...

    step 2: offer her meth for sexual services...

    step 3: ???

    step 4: get a tattoo (just don't use the same needle she used)

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    Quote Originally Posted by pecha View Post
    ask her why the fack she's exercising if she's suicidal
    She's not actually suicidal. I used it as a descriptive term. I can't link it directly because this thread isn't NWS, but go to suicidegirls dot com and you'll see they have all those types of alternative girls with tats and piercings or whatever.
    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    step 1: make her laugh...

    step 2: offer her meth for sexual services...

    step 3: ???

    step 4: get a tattoo (just don't use the same needle she used)
    Dude that last one is the one that seems pivotal. It appears that these types of chicks only date dudes with tattoos. I even saw one wearing a shirt that said "Sorry I only date guys with tattoos".

    Check out this dude that lights used to date:



    (yes old pic before she got most of her tattoos)


    I mean, how the fuck am I supposed to compete with that?

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    You never know, because it's just a label. She could be very superficial and into any good-looking guy who isn't "corporate" or she might like a more sensitive guy with a push-pull style. Edit: who is "lights"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by clovenhooves View Post
    Edit: who is "lights"?
    Worst question to ever ask Iroc




    /waits for detailed multi-post from Iroc explaining every detail of her life and music style

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    Go get a fake tattoo at the kiddie store and she'll lub you forever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by clovenhooves View Post
    You never know, because it's just a label. She could be very superficial and into any good-looking guy who isn't "corporate" or she might like a more sensitive guy with a push-pull style. Edit: who is "lights"?
    FAWK! Don't get him started...

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    Go say, "Hey wanna go slit our wrists together?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by clovenhooves View Post
    Edit: who is "lights"?

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    alllllllrighty then...

    step 1: cloroform...

    step 2-???: what ever the hell you want...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    alllllllrighty then...

    step 1: cloroform...

    step 2-???: what ever the hell you want...

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    Quote Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z View Post
    I mean, how the fuck am I supposed to compete with that?
    You don't. That dumb little fuck will be cool for about 10 years and then be a loser for the rest of his life. It's shortsighted and not worth it to get tattooed to that extreme. Certainly not just to pick up shallow chicks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z View Post
    She's not actually suicidal. I used it as a descriptive term. I can't link it directly because this thread isn't NWS, but go to suicidegirls dot com and you'll see they have all those types of alternative girls with tats and piercings or whatever.


    Dude that last one is the one that seems pivotal. It appears that these types of chicks only date dudes with tattoos. I even saw one wearing a shirt that said "Sorry I only date guys with tattoos".

    Check out this dude that lights used to date:


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    (yes old pic before she got most of her tattoos)


    I mean, how the fuck am I supposed to compete with that?
    he looks like a knob gobbler

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    alllllllrighty then...

    step 1: cloroform...

    step 2-???: what ever the hell you want...
    i got banned for that

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    Quote Originally Posted by wheeliE-maxx View Post
    he looks like a knob gobbler
    From the business world....He= Unemployable!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmalgar View Post
    You don't. That dumb little fuck will be cool for about 10 years and then be a loser for the rest of his life.
    Just to add, he will be lucky to be making 10 bucks an hour because just about nobody is gonna hired a heavily inked person.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nhraformula View Post
    Just to add, he will be lucky to be making 10 bucks an hour because just about nobody is gonna hired a heavily inked person.
    welfare pays that much??

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    Quote Originally Posted by clovenhooves View Post
    You never know, because it's just a label. She could be very superficial and into any good-looking guy who isn't "corporate" or she might like a more sensitive guy with a push-pull style.
    I agree that everyone's different, but I'm not following you when you say 'corporate' or 'push-pull', are you referring to dress styles or what?
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    Hello!!! Welcome, and thank you for taking the time to post in my thread! Lights is a Juno Award-winning Canadian singer-songwriter. She is known for composing and performing...


    yea fuck that noise. she's just some bish whom I'd like to have my dick in or around her mouth. She's the girl in the picture above holding the guys hand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z View Post
    I agree that everyone's different, but I'm not following you when you say 'corporate' or 'push-pull', are you referring to dress styles or what?


    Hello!!! Welcome, and thank you for taking the time to post in my thread! Lights is a Juno Award-winning Canadian singer-songwriter. She is known for composing and performing...


    yea fuck that noise. she's just some bish whom I'd like to have my dick in or around her mouth. She's the girl in the picture above holding the guys hand.
    ball strangling pants and t-shirts of terrible bands

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