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07-29-2008, 03:31 PM #1
tips!
about to go meet this girl i like parents, any last minute tips?
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07-29-2008, 03:34 PM #2
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07-29-2008, 03:35 PM #3
Make sure you stick your tongue down her throat at the dinner table, to show the parents how committed you are.
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07-29-2008, 03:36 PM #4
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Talk about how good their little girl is between the sheets.
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07-29-2008, 03:37 PM #5
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07-29-2008, 03:39 PM #6
tell the dad you can milk his nipples
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07-29-2008, 03:41 PM #7
shit your pants at the dinner table
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07-29-2008, 03:43 PM #8
"Well son, what do you do for a living."
"Right now sir, just your daughter..."
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07-29-2008, 03:46 PM #9
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show up drunk, then blurt out "Hey, you still got the "stuff" I told you to stash?!"
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07-29-2008, 03:46 PM #10
tell him dont worry we will abort it if she happens to get pergnant which is highly likely, and your just using her for a warm place to masturbate
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07-29-2008, 03:49 PM #11
thats the best ive ever heard lol!! i love you guys
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07-29-2008, 03:51 PM #12
At least you got one honest answer. That's gotta count for something. Especially from this crew around here.
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07-29-2008, 03:52 PM #13
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look over at her mom and add "Soooo you must be the one who taugh her that trick with her tongue"
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07-29-2008, 03:52 PM #14
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07-29-2008, 03:59 PM #15
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pull up to the house and have empty beer cans fall out of your car when you open your door.
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07-29-2008, 04:17 PM #16
Go to door with a nice to meet you 18 pack, "thats really a 9 pack because you drank some on the drive over"
Tell her dad he has one hell of a 3 hole threat of a daughter. That she will be going places in the near future. She's a real keeper, stress this part.
Compliment her mother with behind the scenes ass grabs and titty smacks. Middle age women love this.
Show them that your a hard ass and can protect their daughter my drop kicking the little runt of a dog and kicking over that annoying ass leprechaun in the front yard.
Followed by a wicked burn out.
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07-29-2008, 04:19 PM #17
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Hit on her father.
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07-29-2008, 04:22 PM #18
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07-29-2008, 04:23 PM #19
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Wrong forum to ask for real advice haha.
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07-29-2008, 04:24 PM #20
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This is how I won over Julie's parents....
Well, her dad at least.
Her mom is a cunt.
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