tips!

[tigersport14]

about to go meet this girl i like parents, any last minute tips?

[Nhra Firebird]

just be yourself

[chuckie669]

Make sure you stick your tongue down her throat at the dinner table, to show the parents how committed you are.

[Mr. Luos]

Talk about how good their little girl is between the sheets.

[Nhra Firebird]

Make sure you stick your tongue down her throat at the dinner table, to show the parents how committed you are.

grab moms ass to make her feel special.

[doberman 152]

tell the dad you can milk his nipples

[Nhra Firebird]

shit your pants at the dinner table

[chuckie669]

"Well son, what do you do for a living."

"Right now sir, just your daughter..."

[Soltakr]

show up drunk, then blurt out "Hey, you still got the "stuff" I told you to stash?!"

[DUBB]

tell him dont worry we will abort it if she happens to get pergnant which is highly likely, and your just using her for a warm place to masturbate

[tigersport14]

thats the best ive ever heard lol!! i love you guys

[chuckie669]

At least you got one honest answer. That's gotta count for something. Especially from this crew around here.

[Soltakr]

look over at her mom and add "Soooo you must be the one who taugh her that trick with her tongue"

[tigersport14]

At least you got one honest answer. That's gotta count for something. Especially from this crew around here.

true that lol bahaha

[ArcticZ06]

pull up to the house and have empty beer cans fall out of your car when you open your door.

[Hi-Po]

Go to door with a nice to meet you 18 pack, "thats really a 9 pack because you drank some on the drive over"

Tell her dad he has one hell of a 3 hole threat of a daughter. That she will be going places in the near future. She's a real keeper, stress this part.

Compliment her mother with behind the scenes ass grabs and titty smacks. Middle age women love this.

Show them that your a hard ass and can protect their daughter my drop kicking the little runt of a dog and kicking over that annoying ass leprechaun in the front yard.

Followed by a wicked burn out.

[Mr. Luos]

Hit on her father.

[Hi-Po]

Hit on her father.

[FantaZGuy28]

Wrong forum to ask for real advice haha.

[Mr. Luos]

This is how I won over Julie's parents....

Well, her dad at least.
Her mom is a cunt.