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    Time for another "who am I" game?

    All either existing or former LS1.COM members......

    Question from one of our ladies in the audience: Some days I just feel down...what can I do?
    Mystery LS1.COM member: I'd pee in your butt.

    Question from Ghey audience member: Do you guys have a ghey group on LS1.COM?
    Mystery former LS1.COM member: Yes! We formed a club also! We post about shaving each others ass and swallowing throat yogurt till all hours of the morning. We think we are really funny! What is a LS1? Oh silly me.....I gotta go clean the toilets in the police station now.....wanna see pics of my sister....nekkid?

    Question from the audience: Can I post pictures of nekkid women on LS1.COM?
    Mystery member: Fucking A. If you do not I will ban your worthless ass. And go change your fucking oil dipshit.

    Question from the audience: Do you accept non gearhead trailerpark trash?
    Mystery LS1.COM member: Yes....a guy boght me a bucnh of drunks and stoped by my traler and banged my brains out. I wrotied a thrade about it. Al men a wurthles I thunk.

    Question from audience member: What wax should I use on my car?
    Mystery LS1.COM member: Zaino. You should sell everything you own and buy all the Zaino the UPS truck can carry. Apply 148,948,377 coats and also Zaino your chassis and all your undercarriage. Then Zaino your house your wife and all the children in your neighborhood. Zaino....I would swallow Sal's throat yogurt. I love Zaino. Zaino cures cancer. Zaino Zaino Zaino. What was the question?

    Question from the audience: Do you know of anybody that can sell me custom badges?
    Mystery LS1.COM member: Hell yes! I make them and sell them......hey....where are you looking? I'm down here!!! Down by your knee's....yes...that's me....no I didn't inhale helium...this is how I sound......I sell custom made badges.....here on LS1.COM.....cheap....

    Question from bulldike in the audience: You slob men have any female moderators?
    Mystery LS1.COM member: Yes between selling yachts and being a virgin I moderate some silly ass forum. I think Ed made me the Jr.Jr.Jr. Mod over ashtrays in Pontiac's 68-69.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    All either existing or former LS1.COM members......

    Question from one of our ladies in the audience: Some days I just feel down...what can I do?
    Mystery LS1.COM member: I'd pee in your butt.

    Question from Ghey audience member: Do you guys have a ghey group on LS1.COM?
    Mystery former LS1.COM member: Yes! We formed a club also! We post about shaving each others ass and swallowing throat yogurt till all hours of the morning. We think we are really funny! What is a LS1? Oh silly me.....I gotta go clean the toilets in the police station now.....wanna see pics of my sister....nekkid?

    Question from the audience: Can I post pictures of nekkid women on LS1.COM?
    Mystery member: Fucking A. If you do not I will ban your worthless ass. And go change your fucking oil dipshit.

    Question from the audience: Do you accept non gearhead trailerpark trash?
    Mystery LS1.COM member: Yes....a guy boght me a bucnh of drunks and stoped by my traler and banged my brains out. I wrotied a thrade about it. Al men a wurthles I thunk.

    Question from audience member: What wax should I use on my car?
    Mystery LS1.COM member: Zaino. You should sell everything you own and buy all the Zaino the UPS truck can carry. Apply 148,948,377 coats and also Zaino your chassis and all your undercarriage. Then Zaino your house your wife and all the children in your neighborhood. Zaino....I would swallow Sal's throat yogurt. I love Zaino. Zaino cures cancer. Zaino Zaino Zaino. What was the question?

    Question from the audience: Do you know of anybody that can sell me custom badges?
    Mystery LS1.COM member: Hell yes! I make them and sell them......hey....where are you looking? I'm down here!!! Down by your knee's....yes...that's me....no I didn't inhale helium...this is how I sound......I sell custom made badges.....here on LS1.COM.....cheap....

    Question from bulldike in the audience: You slob men have any female moderators?
    Mystery LS1.COM member: Yes between selling yachts and being a virgin I moderate some silly ass forum. I think Ed made me the Jr.Jr.Jr. Mod over ashtrays in Pontiac's 68-69.
    1. spaz 2. burn 3. sarge 4. have no idea 5. y2k 6. tss 7. tap

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    1- spaz

    2- burnw6

    3-sarge

    4-stevie

    5-y2k

    6-tss

    7- ?
    Last edited by doberman 152; 05-25-2008 at 03:31 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doberman 152 View Post
    1- spaz

    2- burnw6

    3-stevie

    4-y2kpewterSS

    5-tss

    6-sarge
    Nope

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    Nope
    i know i got some right, probably all of them except for 4 and i now know thats stevie

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    All either existing or former LS1.COM members......

    Question from one of our ladies in the audience: Some days I just feel down...what can I do?
    Mystery LS1.COM member: I'd pee in your butt.

    Question from Ghey audience member: Do you guys have a ghey group on LS1.COM?
    Mystery former LS1.COM member: Yes! We formed a club also! We post about shaving each others ass and swallowing throat yogurt till all hours of the morning. We think we are really funny! What is a LS1? Oh silly me.....I gotta go clean the toilets in the police station now.....wanna see pics of my sister....nekkid?

    Question from the audience: Can I post pictures of nekkid women on LS1.COM?
    Mystery member: Fucking A. If you do not I will ban your worthless ass. And go change your fucking oil dipshit.

    Question from the audience: Do you accept non gearhead trailerpark trash?
    Mystery LS1.COM member: Yes....a guy boght me a bucnh of drunks and stoped by my traler and banged my brains out. I wrotied a thrade about it. Al men a wurthles I thunk.

    Question from audience member: What wax should I use on my car?
    Mystery LS1.COM member: Zaino. You should sell everything you own and buy all the Zaino the UPS truck can carry. Apply 148,948,377 coats and also Zaino your chassis and all your undercarriage. Then Zaino your house your wife and all the children in your neighborhood. Zaino....I would swallow Sal's throat yogurt. I love Zaino. Zaino cures cancer. Zaino Zaino Zaino. What was the question?

    Question from the audience: Do you know of anybody that can sell me custom badges?
    Mystery LS1.COM member: Hell yes! I make them and sell them......hey....where are you looking? I'm down here!!! Down by your knee's....yes...that's me....no I didn't inhale helium...this is how I sound......I sell custom made badges.....here on LS1.COM.....cheap....

    Question from bulldike in the audience: You slob men have any female moderators?
    Mystery LS1.COM member: Yes between selling yachts and being a virgin I moderate some silly ass forum. I think Ed made me the Jr.Jr.Jr. Mod over ashtrays in Pontiac's 68-69.
    1. Spaz 2.BurnWS6 3.Sarge? 4.Stevie 5.??? 6. T.S.S. 7.???

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    i think i got them all

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    Quote Originally Posted by 310stanger View Post
    i know i got some right, probably all of them except for 4 and i now know thats stevie
    So post the correct answers and win an all expense paid trip to beautiful downtown Mashburn, Louisiana. Enjoy the scenic remnants of a once thriving fishing village wiped out by Katrina. Walk through lush piles of garbage and debris. Be careful of the pretty colored snakes....those are called coral snakes. The bus trip down will be worth it! Fly Greyhound Pack plenty of sammiches.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    So post the correct answers and win an all expense paid trip to beautiful downtown Mashburn, Louisiana. Enjoy the scenic remnants of a once thriving fishing village wiped out by Katrina. Walk through lush piles of garbage and debris. Be careful of the pretty colored snakes....those are called coral snakes. The bus trip down will be worth it! Fly Greyhound Pack plenty of sammiches.....

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    1. Spaz
    2. Burn/Lawdog
    3. Sarge
    4. Stevie
    5. Siggy
    6. TSS
    7. TAP

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    Quote Originally Posted by Y2KPewterSS View Post
    2. Burn/Lawdog
    Disqualification.


    Only one answer allowed per statement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Luos View Post
    Disqualification.


    Only one answer allowed per statement.
    Its the same person, just split personality, technically either answer is correct. Realistically, I should get a bonus point for providing both correct answers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Y2KPewterSS View Post
    Its the same person
    NO!!!

    That can't be true.
    Lawdog wasn't a janitor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Luos View Post
    NO!!!

    That can't be true.
    Lawdog wasn't a janitor.
    And you think burn could hold a job as a janitor?

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    Me likey this thread. I know some of the answers but not all of them.
    1. Spaz
    2. Burns
    3. Sarge
    4. Stevie
    5. ???? (see note 1)
    6. TSS (only 1 avowed midget in this crowd)
    7. ???? (see note 2)

    Notes:
    1) Although I recognize the response (Zaino is the answer for everything) I can't name the person.
    2) I have no doubt that TAP asked the question but I have no clue who supplied the answer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Y2KPewterSS View Post
    And you think burn could hold a job as a janitor?
    He did while he was here.




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    How many past or present female members can you name that have posted nude pics of themselves on this site?
    Last edited by Nhra Firebird; 05-25-2008 at 05:05 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nhra Firebird View Post
    How many past or present female members can you name that have posted nude pics of themselves on this site?
    willingly?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 310stanger View Post
    willingly?
    yes

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    So who got it right?

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