For those who raise boys

[Sarge]

...or Grandsons....you will already know these things.... 1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Boerne,TX has a 5-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

[SteveCZ28]

LOL those are awesome....to be honest i want to try the brake fluid and clorox thing now

[SMWS6TA]

80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

GUILTY

[86 IROC-Z]

Great list















And yes, I stopped to think for a moment after #8

[Hi-Po]

I def thought about #8 right when I read it.

[shady milkman]

great list

[allbaugh_04]

i was thinking the same thing...whats that do? lol

[zmg00camaross]

I am doing the clorox thing at work

[rbob93]

#16 Even though your brother is much smaller than you, try a cement block first.

[Sarge]

[Tide]

Awesome.

[JoshieDoom]

LOL. Instantly wanted to try this as soon as i read it....

I got like 1/2 a giant bottle of fluid left over from benchbleeding a MC last week....

OFF TO THE SHOP..........................

[Y2KArcticSS]

So far I have experienced only these, but I have two boys, and the oldest is only 3, so I've got plenty of time for the rest

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it. (I put this because I will be doing it later )

12.) Super glue is forever.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.



25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

[KahanaReef]

You just have to love raising boys!

[rbob93]

MMmmmmmmm......nice toxic cloud of chlorine gas
Should take only one or two deep breaths to kill yer ass dead

[Sarge]

rbob....watch how many dipshits go out and do it in their garage.....we probably wont be hearing from them for awhile until their lungs heal

[Hi-Po]

I saw some 10 yr old kid walking down the road, handed him the bottle and told him to go pour it in the there container. I give ya 3 bucks in beer cans.Hes not moving too much. Im gonna go down there and make sure hes ok when I finish this beer, after all... Its part of the 3 bucks I owe him. Fair is square.

[Y2KArcticSS]

rbob....watch how many dipshits go out and do it in their garage.....we probably wont be hearing from them for awhile until their lungs heal

Good thing I don't have a garage

[Sarge]

I saw some 10 yr old kid walking down the road, handed him the bottle and told him to go pour it in the there container. I give ya 3 bucks in beer cans.Hes not moving too much. Im gonna go down there and make sure hes ok when I finish this beer, after all... Its part of the 3 bucks I owe him. Fair is square.

Deal is a deal Hi Po. Stuff the money in his pocket and push his lifeless body out of the road.

[bigrondownhiller]

A bottle of tranny fluid with an m-80 taped to it makes a nice flaming explosion.