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  1. 08-02-2009, 09:38 AM #1
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    Text a girl and ask if "you can tap that"

    Saw this on other site and the replies are priceless..

    Me: Ayy gurl, so when you gonna let me tap that?
    Her: Fuck you, never...your dick smells like mustard

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  2. 08-02-2009, 10:05 AM #2
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    Here is where this started, it's a pretty funny read

    on it's third thread now (each thread contains 2000 posts)
    http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3150636
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  3. 08-02-2009, 10:24 AM #3
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    Good thread
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  4. 08-02-2009, 10:49 AM #4
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    Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
    Wife: I haven't heard that since high school.
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  5. 08-02-2009, 06:45 PM #5
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    I tried, and failed. Chick didn't even believe it was me 'cuz she said I don't talk like that.
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  6. 08-02-2009, 06:51 PM #6
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    Me: when are you gonna let me tap that
    wife: I thought you were sick
    me: not sick enough not to tap that
    wife: but sick enough for me not to want to be near you,so go away


    that was the most epic fail in my life
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  7. 08-02-2009, 06:52 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by cuervo25_1 View Post
    Me: when are you gonna let me tap that
    wife: I thought you were sick
    me: not sick enough not to tap that
    wife: but sick enough for me not to want to be near you,so go away


    that was the most epic fail in my life
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  8. 08-02-2009, 07:05 PM #8
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    Just tried this one on AIM:

    Me: Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?
    Her: hey, who is this again?
    Her: Dave?
    Me: Yup.
    Her: Fucker!
    Me: I need an answer.
    no response...
    Me: Alright, on to the next one.
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  9. 08-02-2009, 07:15 PM #9
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    Got one in progress here...need some help!!

    Me: Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?
    Her: OMG, I cant believe you sent that to me.
    Me: That doesn't answer when.
    Her: IDK, lol.

    What do i say? I dont have much game
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  10. 08-02-2009, 07:16 PM #10
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    me; when are u gonna let me tap that?
    her: some day
    me: when?
    her: next time u take me 4 a ride
    me: saturday?
    her: ok don't tell my sister cause she'll tell ur wife.
    me: k
    her: delete all this shit like NOW!!!

    i did try it and it worked lol jk.
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  11. 08-02-2009, 07:17 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by TOMASINO View Post
    me; when are u gonna let me tap that?
    her: some day
    me: when?
    her: next time u take me 4 a ride
    me: saturday?
    her: ok don't tell my sister cause she'll tell ur wife.
    me: k
    her: delete all this shit like NOW!!!
    Hahahahah!
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  12. 08-02-2009, 07:20 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by kickflippin1 View Post
    Hahahahah!
    true story lol
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  13. 08-02-2009, 07:24 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by TOMASINO View Post
    true story lol
    You gonna do it? Or are you true to your wife?
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  14. 08-02-2009, 07:25 PM #14
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    I have a couple to try this on but I have no clue how that will go hell I'll just text it to the wife and thats hopefully a lock lol
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  15. 08-02-2009, 07:39 PM #15
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    this is bad ass, im going to try random girls i dont talk to anymore...
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  16. 08-02-2009, 07:43 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by kickflippin1 View Post
    You gonna do it? Or are you true to your wife?
    nope i did just try it like an hour ago...just to see what happens i mean thats the whole point of this thread rite???
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  17. 08-02-2009, 07:50 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by kickflippin1 View Post
    Got one in progress here...need some help!!

    Me: Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?
    Her: OMG, I cant believe you sent that to me.
    Me: That doesn't answer when.
    Her: IDK, lol.

    What do i say? I dont have much game
    is she hot, would you date her,if so say this friday and take her out,then TAP IT
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  18. 08-02-2009, 08:09 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by cuervo25_1 View Post
    is she hot, would you date her,if so say this friday and take her out,then TAP IT
    I "dated" her like 4 years ago. Only lasted about a week, but I got some head about 3 days in. She said it was too long ago so she barely remembers some things, which could be good. She isn't bad looking. I think shes cute. Kinda "goth". Has dark hair, piercings, and some tats.

    Ended like this:

    Me: Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?
    Her: OMG, I cant believe you sent that to me.
    Me: That doesn't answer when.
    Her: Idk, lol.
    Me: What are you doin' right now?
    Her: Laying down.
    Me: Want some company? We can get this goin'.
    Her: Hahaha, no i'm tired. Maybe another night.

    Don't know if that's good or bad. We shall see.
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  19. 08-02-2009, 08:39 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by kickflippin1 View Post
    I "dated" her like 4 years ago. Only lasted about a week, but I got some head about 3 days in. She said it was too long ago so she barely remembers some things, which could be good. She isn't bad looking. I think shes cute. Kinda "goth". Has dark hair, piercings, and some tats.

    Ended like this:

    Me: Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?
    Her: OMG, I cant believe you sent that to me.
    Me: That doesn't answer when.
    Her: Idk, lol.
    Me: What are you doin' right now?
    Her: Laying down.
    Me: Want some company? We can get this goin'.
    Her: Hahaha, no i'm tired. Maybe another night.

    Don't know if that's good or bad. We shall see.
    Pics?
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  20. 08-02-2009, 08:50 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by JwMonE99 View Post
    this is bad ass, im going to try random girls i dont talk to anymore...
    yea i got the same thing in mind.... i got some wild ones, this could be epic..
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