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08-02-2009, 09:38 AM #1
Text a girl and ask if "you can tap that"
Saw this on other site and the replies are priceless..
Me: Ayy gurl, so when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Fuck you, never...your dick smells like mustard
Last edited by BadBlueBird*; 08-02-2009 at 09:59 AM.
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08-02-2009, 10:05 AM #2
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Here is where this started, it's a pretty funny read
on it's third thread now (each thread contains 2000 posts)
http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3150636
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08-02-2009, 10:24 AM #3
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08-02-2009, 10:49 AM #4
Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Wife: I haven't heard that since high school.
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08-02-2009, 06:45 PM #5
I tried, and failed. Chick didn't even believe it was me 'cuz she said I don't talk like that.
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08-02-2009, 06:51 PM #6
Me: when are you gonna let me tap that
wife: I thought you were sick
me: not sick enough not to tap that
wife: but sick enough for me not to want to be near you,so go away
that was the most epic fail in my life
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08-02-2009, 06:52 PM #7
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08-02-2009, 07:05 PM #8
Just tried this one on AIM:
Me: Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: hey, who is this again?
Her: Dave?
Me: Yup.
Her: Fucker!
Me: I need an answer.
no response...
Me: Alright, on to the next one.
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08-02-2009, 07:15 PM #9
Got one in progress here...need some help!!
Me: Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: OMG, I cant believe you sent that to me.
Me: That doesn't answer when.
Her: IDK, lol.
What do i say? I dont have much game
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08-02-2009, 07:16 PM #10
me; when are u gonna let me tap that?
her: some day
me: when?
her: next time u take me 4 a ride
me: saturday?
her: ok don't tell my sister cause she'll tell ur wife.
me: k
her: delete all this shit like NOW!!!
i did try it and it worked lol jk.
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08-02-2009, 07:17 PM #11
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08-02-2009, 07:20 PM #12
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08-02-2009, 07:24 PM #13
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08-02-2009, 07:25 PM #14
I have a couple to try this on but I have no clue how that will go hell I'll just text it to the wife and thats hopefully a lock lol
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08-02-2009, 07:39 PM #15
this is bad ass, im going to try random girls i dont talk to anymore...
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08-02-2009, 07:43 PM #16
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08-02-2009, 07:50 PM #17
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08-02-2009, 08:09 PM #18
I "dated" her like 4 years ago. Only lasted about a week, but I got some head about 3 days in. She said it was too long ago so she barely remembers some things, which could be good. She isn't bad looking. I think shes cute. Kinda "goth". Has dark hair, piercings, and some tats.
Ended like this:
Me: Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: OMG, I cant believe you sent that to me.
Me: That doesn't answer when.
Her: Idk, lol.
Me: What are you doin' right now?
Her: Laying down.
Me: Want some company? We can get this goin'.
Her: Hahaha, no i'm tired. Maybe another night.
Don't know if that's good or bad. We shall see.Last edited by kickflippin1; 08-02-2009 at 08:11 PM.
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08-02-2009, 08:39 PM #19
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08-02-2009, 08:50 PM #20
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