Texas Bullshit

[Sarge]

To confuse and get you out of the spotlight at a traffic accident.

• I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
• A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.
• The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.
• My car was legally parked as it backed into another vehicle.
• When I saw I could not avoid a collision I stepped on the gas and crashed into the other car.
• I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought.
• The accident occurred when I was attempting to bring my car out of a skid by steering it into the other vehicle.
• I was backing my car out of the driveway in the usual manner, when it was struck by the other car in the same place it had been struck several times before.
• I was unable to stop in time and my car crashed into the other vehicle. The driver and passengers then left immediately for a vacation with injuries.
• The gentleman behind me struck me on the backside. He then went to rest in a bush with just his rear end showing.
• The car in front of me stopped for a yellow light, so I had no choice but to hit him. (She pushed him through the intersection)

[FORD RECOVERY EXPERT]

Ever decide to run a red light, but then the guy/girl in front of you chickens out at the last second???

[toi tyme]

WTF sarge. You were in Texas and you didn't even come see me?!?!?!?!?!???!?

makes me sad

[ntimid8r]

WTF sarge. You were in Texas and you didn't even come see me?!?!?!?!?!???!?

makes me sad

Sarge lives in Texas. You'll see him at the end of May.

[toi tyme]

Sarge lives in Texas. You'll see him at the end of May.

Oh I thought his grandson lived in Denton but I didn't think he was here too. Awesome!!!!


ED IF YOU See this you better come down at the end of may too! puhplease?!!???