TAMP!!!!

[Sarge]

I need to rent a room in the big old house you bought. Mama is out for my hide. Bought another gun and she is pissed. I pay rent on time and don't make any noise. Well not much. Well OK a shitload.....your neighbors will be deaf in a matter of weeks with all the hot rods and gunfire.
Oh and I need some room for all my stuff. Not much....maybe a closet...well maybe half your garage....no I need a shitload of storage space. All of your garage, back porch, living room and most of the kitchen.
Hurry and send me the rent contract before Mama comes home from the nail/hair place.

[transamprincess98]

I am not running a senior center ya know


You can send me a $5k deposit and I'll charge you $2,500 a month to take up all that space

[Sarge]

Can I flush my depends down your toilets? Are you gonna bitch?

[0rion]

I am not running a senior center ya know


You can send me a $5k deposit and I'll charge you $2,500 a month to take up all that space

yeah, don't do it. It'll take months to get the old man smell outta your house.

[Sarge]

I cant see too good in the morning so I may pee just a little on the wall till I can find good aim. You gonna bitch?

[jambofla]

I need to rent a room in the big old house you bought. Mama is out for my hide. Bought another gun and she is pissed. I pay rent on time and don't make any noise. Well not much. Well OK a shitload.....your neighbors will be deaf in a matter of weeks with all the hot rods and gunfire.
Oh and I need some room for all my stuff. Not much....maybe a closet...well maybe half your garage....no I need a shitload of storage space. All of your garage, back porch, living room and most of the kitchen.
Hurry and send me the rent contract before Mama comes home from the nail/hair place.

Dayum
What did you buy a Barrett?

[0rion]

I cant see too good in the morning so I may pee just a little on the wall till I can find good aim. You gonna bitch?

you're seriously asking a woman if she's gonna bitch? I think that's hardwired into women. If they don't have anything worth bitching about then they hunt around until they find something worth bitching about.

[67CamaroRSSS]

you're seriously asking a woman if she's gonna bitch? I think that's hardwired into women. If they don't have anything worth bitching about then they hunt around until they find something worth bitching about.

Experience has shown me that: It doesn't even have to be worth bitching about for a woman to bitch about it.

[Packy]

Bawhahaha!!!!

[blackcar]

I cant see too good in the morning so I may pee just a little on the wall till I can find good aim. You gonna bitch?

My wifey took the night light out of out bathroom and I hate turning on the big light when I just woke up and plan on going back to sleep. I told her I was just gonna start peeing and aiming around until I heard water and then I would know I hit the sweet spot.

The night light is back in the bathroom.

[GTP231]

My wifey took the night light out of out bathroom and I hate turning on the big light when I just woke up and plan on going back to sleep. I told her I was just gonna start peeing and aiming around until I heard water and then I would know I hit the sweet spot.

The night light is back in the bathroom.

[doberman 152]

[Sarge]

Dayum
What did you buy a Barrett?

SAIGA .223 semi auto....

[transamprincess98]

Why was I nominated can't you find someone closer to you old man?

[doberman 152]

SAIGA .223 semi auto....

Very nice choice, dont you have a mini 14 for her to shoot?

[doberman 152]

And why wasn't my house a fawkin option dammit! i could use and old man tinkering around my house fixing stupid shit all day. I"ll let ya bring your guns to.

[0rion]

And why wasn't my house a fawkin option dammit! i could use and old man tinkering around my house fixing stupid shit all day. I"ll let ya bring your guns to.

so basically what you're saying is you'd like to be Sarge's wife???? This site gets a little more weird everyday.

[transamprincess98]

Since when do men need help fixin shit?

[transamprincess98]

God damn it someone gimme a hammer I'll teach the boy a thing or two

[doberman 152]

so basically what you're saying is you'd like to be Sarge's wife???? This site gets a little more weird everyday.

...........................NO!! I'm just saying he could hang out here and fix shit all day while im at work so that would make him my wife.