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06-17-2009, 12:05 PM #1
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TAMP!!!!
I need to rent a room in the big old house you bought. Mama is out for my hide. Bought another gun and she is pissed. I pay rent on time and don't make any noise. Well not much. Well OK a shitload.....your neighbors will be deaf in a matter of weeks with all the hot rods and gunfire.
Oh and I need some room for all my stuff. Not much....maybe a closet...well maybe half your garage....no I need a shitload of storage space. All of your garage, back porch, living room and most of the kitchen.
Hurry and send me the rent contract before Mama comes home from the nail/hair place.
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06-17-2009, 12:09 PM #2
I am not running a senior center ya know
You can send me a $5k deposit and I'll charge you $2,500 a month to take up all that space
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06-17-2009, 12:13 PM #3
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Can I flush my depends down your toilets? Are you gonna bitch?
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06-17-2009, 12:16 PM #4
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06-17-2009, 12:18 PM #5
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I cant see too good in the morning so I may pee just a little on the wall till I can find good aim. You gonna bitch?
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06-17-2009, 12:19 PM #6
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06-17-2009, 12:20 PM #7
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06-17-2009, 12:22 PM #8
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06-17-2009, 12:23 PM #9
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Black/Screaming Yellow- 99 S/C TA WS6 & 04 Cobra
Bawhahaha!!!!
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06-17-2009, 12:27 PM #10
My wifey took the night light out of out bathroom and I hate turning on the big light when I just woke up and plan on going back to sleep. I told her I was just gonna start peeing and aiming around until I heard water and then I would know I hit the sweet spot.
The night light is back in the bathroom.
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06-17-2009, 12:30 PM #11
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06-17-2009, 12:30 PM #12
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06-17-2009, 12:36 PM #13
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06-17-2009, 12:41 PM #14
Why was I nominated can't you find someone closer to you old man?
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06-17-2009, 12:41 PM #15
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06-17-2009, 12:47 PM #16
And why wasn't my house a fawkin option dammit! i could use and old man tinkering around my house fixing stupid shit all day. I"ll let ya bring your guns to.
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06-17-2009, 12:50 PM #17
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06-17-2009, 12:52 PM #18
Since when do men need help fixin shit?
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06-17-2009, 12:53 PM #19
God damn it someone gimme a hammer I'll teach the boy a thing or two
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06-17-2009, 12:55 PM #20
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