Super rant.....super long!!!!

**blackSS01** · 05-06-2009, 11:13 PM

This is going to be a long one, so if your faint of heart......Stop now. First off..... I get to my parents house where my car is stored for the H/C build (which is taking forever...my fault) and I see that my Black car is now red........

My father in all his wisdom decided to spray paint the patio chairs in the garage next to my car

Now I have over-spray all over my car

Next off, I am on some meds that help me out big time but they pretty much kill my sex drive (understatement). I can look at the hottest female on the planet.....(megan fox) and not get aroused...(for the record, I am not gay)

I have the sex drive of a 100 year old woman

I call my doctor and I have to wait 2 months before I can get in

I have more, but I am so pissed I am having problems functioning. Doesn't help I am wasted but FUCK IT!!!

Only good thing is that I did my first wheelies on a 02 Raptor 660 CC, got it on tape. I know the whole speall (spell?) someone has it worse then me.... But I am mad and ready to snap. Two steps back...............one step forward

**0rion** · 05-06-2009, 11:41 PM

so basically what you're saying is you're gay???

**blackSS01** · 05-06-2009, 11:44 PM

I would laugh, but I am pissed enough that I would strap you down and pull your finger nails and toe nails out with a pliers. Not joking....been a rough couple days and ready to kill.

**0rion** · 05-06-2009, 11:48 PM

Originally Posted by blackSS01

I would laugh, but I am pissed enough that I would strap you down and pull your finger nails and toe nails out with a pliers. Not joking....been a rough couple days and ready to kill.

is that a gay thing??

just busting your balls....no pun intended. Sucks about the car. I'm guessing it's probably pointless to tell you to buy a cheap cover for it at this point. You may be able to get some or most of that paint off with a buffer. What type of paint did he use?

**blackSS01** · 05-06-2009, 11:51 PM

ACE hardware spray paint. It will come off for sure with a clay bar.... but now I HAVE TO CLAY BAR!! Not the worst thing but more work for me on top of work and H/C build. Worst part is my sexy ass GF that flaunts he hot ass infront of me and it doesnt do what it should do

fuckin doctors......worthless.......

**blackSS01** · 05-06-2009, 11:52 PM

Booze prolly doesn't help

**FORD RECOVERY EXPERT** · 05-07-2009, 12:12 AM

Originally Posted by blackSS01

ACE hardware spray paint. It will come off for sure with a clay bar.... but now I HAVE TO CLAY BAR!! Not the worst thing but more work for me on top of work and H/C build. Worst part is my sexy ass GF that flaunts he hot ass infront of me and it doesnt do what it should do

fuckin doctors......worthless.......

.....

**c5z28** · 05-07-2009, 12:24 AM

So what's the pills for? And it sucks you really can't chew your old man out for being dumb.

**ArcticZ06** · 05-07-2009, 12:27 AM

can you take viagra with your meds?

**state69champ** · 05-07-2009, 12:55 AM

Originally Posted by blackSS01

ACE hardware spray paint. It will come off for sure with a clay bar.... but now I HAVE TO CLAY BAR!! Not the worst thing but more work for me on top of work and H/C build. Worst part is my sexy ass GF that flaunts he hot ass infront of me and it doesnt do what it should do

fuckin doctors......worthless.......

Easy man.. Life gets worse... I fucking Wish i could clay bar a car.. But no.. Here i am in fucking ship hole okinawa japan in the marine corps... do you know what its like having people telling you when you have to clen your room or when you have to work out or when you have to go to combat.

Dont take what i said as me bitching because i knew what i was getting myself into.. but still.. The little shit in life like owning a car ( Japan + Marine corps = very strict rules on owning a car) and being able to mod it or wash it.

cheer up bud. its going to be ok.

**c5z28** · 05-07-2009, 01:06 AM

Originally Posted by state69champ

Easy man.. Life gets worse... I fucking Wish i could clay bar a car.. But no.. Here i am in fucking ship hole okinawa japan in the marine corps... do you know what its like having people telling you when you have to clen your room or when you have to work out or when you have to go to combat.

Dont take what i said as me bitching because i knew what i was getting myself into.. but still.. The little shit in life like owning a car ( Japan + Marine corps = very strict rules on owning a car) and being able to mod it or wash it.

cheer up bud. its going to be ok.

But you have kinky okanwan girls. One of my favorite of the islanders.

**PhillyLs1** · 05-07-2009, 05:57 AM

Change your tampon. This one is full.

**67CamaroRSSS** · 05-07-2009, 08:49 AM

Orion, stop trying to pick him up. He has no sex drive and is not interested.

And it's spelled "spiel" - to utter, express or talk volubly or extravagantly....

**0rion** · 05-07-2009, 09:02 AM

Originally Posted by 67CamaroRSSS

Orion, stop trying to pick him up. He has no sex drive and is not interested.

And it's spelled "spiel" - to utter, express or talk volubly or extravagantly....

not sure what you're talking about there......I'll just assume you were rambling incoherently. Old people suck.

**zero_proto** · 05-07-2009, 09:13 AM

Originally Posted by PhillyLs1

Change your tampon. This one is full.

i was waiting for you

**blackSS01** · 05-07-2009, 09:31 AM

Originally Posted by 67CamaroRSSS

Orion, stop trying to pick him up. He has no sex drive and is not interested.

And it's spelled "spiel" - to utter, express or talk volubly or extravagantly....

Thanks for the correction, you are always there for the spelling corrections

I have calmed down since last nights wastedness. Still kinda pissed, lots of work to do to the damn car. Going out to get a clay bar today

me >

< old man

**86 IROC-Z** · 05-07-2009, 09:37 AM

1. Super long? I've written longer rants than that on the post-it notes I anonymously leave on my Boss's desk.

2. Megan Fox is not the hottest female on the planet.

3. SPIEL.

**86 IROC-Z** · 05-07-2009, 09:37 AM

Originally Posted by 67CamaroRSSS

And it's spelled "spiel" - to utter, express or talk volubly or extravagantly....

argh

**86 IROC-Z** · 05-07-2009, 09:38 AM

Originally Posted by blackSS01

ACE hardware spray paint. It will come off for sure with a clay bar.... but now I HAVE TO CLAY BAR!! Not the worst thing but more work for me on top of work and H/C build. Worst part is my sexy ass GF that flaunts he hot ass infront of me and it doesnt do what it should do

fuckin doctors......worthless.......

Actually man, that paint is pretty permanent.

Sucks, guess you'll have to change your username now.

**blackSS01** · 05-07-2009, 09:40 AM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

1. Super long? I've written longer rants than that on the post-it notes I anonymously leave on my Boss's desk.

2. Megan Fox is not the hottest female on the planet.

3. SPIEL.

1: Your right

I was wasted and just got sick of being on the computer.

2: Opinion

3: See number 1