Super jackass gets what he deserves!!!

**blackSS01** · 03-09-2009, 06:52 PM

(I will Try to make this story as short as possible)

So I'm driving to my Dr. appt after 12 hrs of work. I am on the beltline (55mph) in Madison, WI and this guy merging is doing like 30mph

So I check my mirrors and all I see is a silver BMW 330 CI (I think) in the left lane but about 13 cars back. ALL CLEAR, I hit my blinker and merge over. What I didn't know was he was doing at least 100 mph in HEAVY traffic. By the time I get in my lane, he had almost rear ended me. He must have been pissed because he then waited to clear the car next to me and punched it while cutting me off. (Seriously could not get any closer, no exaggeration but maybe 1 cm away) My front fender was at his quarter panel and he was attempting to push me into the other lane thinking I wouldn't hit him. NOW, on any other day, I really would have did a pit manuver but in this heavy of traffic, I didn't want to endanger other drivers

That was a favor to him, because he would have been in fault and with 10 other witnesses, I would have been PAID!!!!

So, I give way to him, but not until I make a gun cocking motion while he's watching

And he FALLS FOR IT

He then proceeds to try to lose me in traffic which he could not do

And I was in my 92 Corsica (Not impressed with BMW or his driving skill) He ended up driving right by my Dr. Office so he thought I was following him and got scared. He ended up driving like a FUCKING MANIAC

while I just sat back and followed him. I get to a stop light and tell him he's lucky I don't want to be late for the Appt or I would beat him senseless for endangering myself and others. He then proceeded to be speachless and drive off.

(Cliff notes: Guy in BMW = Dumbass, almost kills others with driving, I hang with him in heavy traffic and threaten to basiclly kill him)

**toi tyme** · 03-09-2009, 06:52 PM

lol

**blackSS01** · 03-09-2009, 06:55 PM

Thank you, thank you.

More to the story but its long already. Everyone should look at the Computer section post (I fucking Snapped) Thats how mad I was, and what I would have done to his face.

**Packy** · 03-09-2009, 06:55 PM

Nice move!

**Kaotic_ws6** · 03-09-2009, 06:55 PM

Originally Posted by blackSS01

(I will Try to make this story as short as possible)

So I'm driving to my Dr. appt after 12 hrs of work. I am on the beltline (55mph) in Madison, WI and this guy merging is doing like 30mph

So I check my mirrors and all I see is a silver BMW 330 CI (I think) in the left lane but about 13 cars back. ALL CLEAR, I hit my blinker and merge over. What I didn't know was he was doing at least 100 mph in HEAVY traffic. By the time I get in my lane, he had almost rear ended me. He must have been pissed because he then waited to clear the car next to me and punched it while cutting me off. (Seriously could not get any closer, no exaggeration but maybe 1 cm away) My front fender was at his quarter panel and he was attempting to push me into the other lane thinking I wouldn't hit him. NOW, on any other day, I really would have did a pit manuver but in this heavy of traffic, I didn't want to endanger other drivers

That was a favor to him, because he would have been in fault and with 10 other witnesses, I would have been PAID!!!!

So, I give way to him, but not until I make a gun cocking motion while he's watching

And he FALLS FOR IT

He then proceeds to try to lose me in traffic which he could not do

And I was in my 92 Corsica (Not impressed with BMW or his driving skill) He ended up driving right by my Dr. Office so he thought I was following him and got scared. He ended up driving like a FUCKING MANIAC

while I just sat back and followed him. I get to a stop light and tell him he's lucky I don't want to be late for the Appt or I would beat him senseless for endangering myself and others. He then proceeded to be speachless and drive off.

(Cliff notes: Guy in BMW = Dumbass, almost kills others with driving, I hang with him in heavy traffic and threaten to basiclly kill him)

**ss~zoso~ss** · 03-09-2009, 06:56 PM

nice dude, my buddy had a similar situation. He's a crazy mofo and had a training M9 in his back seat and started pointing it at the guy and shit, the dude slammed on the brakes lmao.

**blackSS01** · 03-09-2009, 06:58 PM

I really don't have a weapon (but trained in lots of them

) I wasn't that mad to use it. I would def have started a fight if I had time. Only two outcomes, I kick his ass or I get my ass kicked. Either way would have been fine with me. Can't believe the idiot, it just pisses me off the nerve of some people.

**levityinc3** · 03-09-2009, 07:20 PM

Man. Guys in BMWs are usually tools, as wonderful machines as they are.

Way for us to both be in Evansville btw.

**Kaotic_ws6** · 03-09-2009, 07:31 PM

Originally Posted by levityinc3

Man. Guys in BMWs are usually tools, as wonderful machines as they are.

Way for us to both be in Evansville btw.

yea ive had lots of guys in m3s and the faster bmws look at me and shake there head when i try to get them to race as if im in a honda.... then they take off to try to act cool and when i come flying by them and suck the paint off there door they get angry

**blackSS01** · 03-09-2009, 07:33 PM

Evansville FTW, and Evansville, IN make military MRE's which I ate for years. And believe it or not but I like them

**levityinc3** · 03-09-2009, 07:33 PM

Originally Posted by Kaotic_ws6

yea ive had lots of guys in m3s and the faster bmws look at me and shake there head when i try to get them to race as if im in a honda.... then they take off to try to act cool and when i come flying by them and suck the paint off there door they get angry

Seriously. The last generation of the M3 is the ultimate tool car. For some reason they now drive Audis, usually S4s. Fucking douche bags.

**levityinc3** · 03-09-2009, 07:35 PM

Originally Posted by blackSS01

Evansville FTW, and Evansville, IN make military MRE's which I ate for years. And believe it or not but I like them

Yeah my dad was in the army. He'd bring them home and my brother and I would devour them haha. They made me kind of irregular though.

**blackSS01** · 03-09-2009, 07:37 PM

Originally Posted by levityinc3

Yeah my dad was in the army. He'd bring them home and my brother and I would devour them haha. They made me kind of irregular though.

They will do that, only problem with them in my book.

**adam3566** · 03-09-2009, 07:41 PM

Originally Posted by blackSS01

(I will Try to make this story as short as possible)

So I'm driving to my Dr. appt after 12 hrs of work. I am on the beltline (55mph) in Madison, WI and this guy merging is doing like 30mph

So I check my mirrors and all I see is a silver BMW 330 CI (I think) in the left lane but about 13 cars back. ALL CLEAR, I hit my blinker and merge over. What I didn't know was he was doing at least 100 mph in HEAVY traffic. By the time I get in my lane, he had almost rear ended me. He must have been pissed because he then waited to clear the car next to me and punched it while cutting me off. (Seriously could not get any closer, no exaggeration but maybe 1 cm away) My front fender was at his quarter panel and he was attempting to push me into the other lane thinking I wouldn't hit him. NOW, on any other day, I really would have did a pit manuver but in this heavy of traffic, I didn't want to endanger other drivers

That was a favor to him, because he would have been in fault and with 10 other witnesses, I would have been PAID!!!!

So, I give way to him, but not until I make a gun cocking motion while he's watching

And he FALLS FOR IT

He then proceeds to try to lose me in traffic which he could not do

And I was in my 92 Corsica (Not impressed with BMW or his driving skill) He ended up driving right by my Dr. Office so he thought I was following him and got scared. He ended up driving like a FUCKING MANIAC

while I just sat back and followed him. I get to a stop light and tell him he's lucky I don't want to be late for the Appt or I would beat him senseless for endangering myself and others. He then proceeded to be speachless and drive off.

(Cliff notes: Guy in BMW = Dumbass, almost kills others with driving, I hang with him in heavy traffic and threaten to basiclly kill him)

Me and the wife were up there couple weekends ago doing some shopping and traffic was TERRIBLE. We took her Suburban and I tell ya some people just don't plain care were you are. They cut right in front of you like your 10 cars back. I thought Janesville traffic was getting bad, but every time we go up there I am glad were I live.

**levityinc3** · 03-09-2009, 07:43 PM

Originally Posted by adam3566

Me and the wife were up there couple weekends ago doing some shopping and traffic was TERRIBLE. We took her Suburban and I tell ya some people just don't plain care were you are. They cut right in front of you like your 10 cars back. I thought Janesville traffic was getting bad, but every time we go up there I am glad were I live.

Don't go to Chicago. Not only is there bad traffic and lots of people, but most of these people are either fucking retarded, poor driving shit-boxes (who don't care if they run into you), or they are tools, like the guy listed above.

**blackSS01** · 03-09-2009, 07:44 PM

Originally Posted by adam3566

Me and the wife were up there couple weekends ago doing some shopping and traffic was TERRIBLE. We took her Suburban and I tell ya some people just don't plain care were you are. They cut right in front of you like your 10 cars back. I thought Janesville traffic was getting bad, but every time we go up there I am glad were I live.

Howdy

but in all seriousness (spell?) there are a lot of retards on the road there. So lets do a joke. How dumb are Madison, WI drivers...........

So dumb that there main street race road is a 30 mph zone and full of pot holes and road construction. Fuckin morons

**adam3566** · 03-09-2009, 07:53 PM

Originally Posted by blackSS01

Howdy

but in all seriousness (spell?) there are a lot of retards on the road there. So lets do a joke. How dumb are Madison, WI drivers...........

So dumb that there main street race road is a 30 mph zone and full of pot holes and road construction. Fuckin morons

Lol, sad but true.

**blackSS01** · 03-09-2009, 09:15 PM

East Wash Rd. About the last road I would ever think of racing and they do it all the time. Lets do another one...... How dumb are Madison, WI drivers.....

So dumb, that they don't even stop racing on the junk road even when there is a cop at every block waiting to crack down on this so called racing