Stupid GM live help.

**FSANE** · 10-13-2009, 01:40 PM

Tried to get some info on a CTS and she gave me no help. Well, I decided to mess with he/she/bot.

Welcome to Chevrolet.com. Please wait while we find an agent to assist you...
You have been connected to Miranda C.
Miranda C: Hi! How may I help you?
alex: Hi. I can't seem to find any leasing options. does you guys offer any leasing?
Miranda C: Yes, GM offers leasing on vehicles.
Miranda C: Which vehicle are you interested in?
alex: the CTS or the Camaro
alex: mostly towards the cts with direct injection
Miranda C: Well I know that the Camaro is not a supported lease. I can check for the CTS. May I please have your zip code?
alex: 10605
Miranda C: Just a moment please.
alex: ok
Miranda C: I am pushing you a link: http://www.cadillac.com/currentoffers/?zip=10605
alex: those are financing rates
Miranda C: I'm sorry about that just a moment please.
Miranda C: I am sorry I am not seeing any information on leasing for the CTS.
alex: yeah that's what I figured. I guess there is nothing available.
Miranda C: What state do you live in?
alex: NY
Miranda C: The 2009 Cadillac CTS (excluding V) is a supported lease with the US Bank.
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Miranda C: What vehicles are currently in your household?
alex: 2002 Trans AM and a 2007 Mercury Milan
Miranda C: There is the GM Conquest Program.
alex: sorry I don't follow
Miranda C: It is to get into these vehicles Buick LaCrosse, GMC Terrain, Chevy Equinox & Cadillac SRX.
alex: I am not interested in those cars
Miranda C: The GM conquest program is for individula with non GM vehicles. I'm sorry about that.
alex: I do have a GM car
Miranda C: You could be eligible because you have the Mercury Milan.
alex: Mercury is a lease and I own the Pontiac Trans am
Miranda C: Well for additional information on leasing I recommend to speak with your dealer or financing institution.
alex: so you can't help... well I guess I'll go with the Mercedes Benz C300. their lease is $349 a month
Miranda C: I do apologize, but due to the complicated nature of lease incentives, the only way for you to get the specifics of the lease incentives is to visit your local dealership.
alex: I tried calling them, but when I got them on the phone, I Accidentally The Whole Thing.
Miranda C: I am sorry, I do not understand.
Miranda C: Did you need me to locate a dealer for you?
alex: I called the Cadillac dealer in Yonkers, NY and when I got someone on the phone. I accidentally the whole thing.
Miranda C: What did you accidentally do?
alex: I called and accidentally the whole thing.
Miranda C: What did you accidentally do to the whole thing?
alex: it said please press 2 for a sales person and when I press 2, it accidentally the whole thing
Miranda C: I am not sure what you mean by that. Can you please clarify this for me?
alex: never mind. I think I'll go and buy Corolla or something.
Miranda C: Is there anything else that I can assist you with today?
alex: nope
alex: thats all
Miranda C: Thanks for visiting Chevrolet.com! Have a nice day!
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**Thrilla** · 10-13-2009, 02:08 PM

"I accidentally the whole thing" ?

Must be because I've been away for a while...

**86 IROC-Z** · 10-13-2009, 02:23 PM

**86 IROC-Z** · 10-13-2009, 02:24 PM

Originally Posted by Thrilla

"I accidentally the whole thing" ?

Must be because I've been away for a while...

4chan meme, google it.

**c5z28** · 10-13-2009, 02:29 PM

Did you get that corolla yet?

**Zapper2003** · 10-13-2009, 04:05 PM

**justinmc978** · 10-13-2009, 04:21 PM

AHAHAHAHA! when i saw it the first time i was like oh lord here we go

**JwMonE99** · 10-13-2009, 08:37 PM

Sadly, im sure other people really would turn away and buy a corolla.

**FSANE** · 10-14-2009, 01:42 AM

how can they not offer lease?

**Tide** · 10-14-2009, 01:30 PM

Why would you want a lease to begin with?

It's basically just tossing away money with nothing to show for it at the end.

**FSANE** · 10-14-2009, 06:40 PM

Originally Posted by Tide

Why would you want a lease to begin with?

It's basically just tossing away money with nothing to show for it at the end.

If you buy and sell cars with in 3-5 years, sometime lease is a better option.

**chiller2484** · 10-15-2009, 08:17 AM

that's awesome

**FSANE** · 10-23-2009, 03:24 PM

Welcome to Cadillac.com. Please wait while we find an agent to assist you...
You have been connected to Joann S.

Joann S: Hi Alex. How may I help you?
alex: does the cts come in 6 speed manual?
Joann S: Let me check to see about that 6 speed manual. One minute please.
Joann S: I will check for the 2009.
alex: check for 2010 as well please
Joann S: I have that information on the 2009, am still checking on the 2010. One minute please
alex: thanks
Joann S: Alex, There is a 6 speed manual for CTS 2009 models, it can no longer be ordered, but it is available on Trim lines 1SA, 1SB and 1SV.
Joann S: Still checking the 2010.
Joann S: I am unable to locate it available on the 2010.
Joann S: One minute please, I have one more place to check.
Joann S: It does not appear to be available on the 2010 models.
Joann S: Is there anything else I can help you with today?
alex: so I won't be able to get one unless I find a 2009 manual one already in the showroom?
Joann S: That would appear to be correct. If you would like me to see if I can find one in your area, I would be happy to do that.
alex: yes definitely. thank you
Joann S: One minute please.
Joann S: Alex, I have been able to locate 3 vehicles. The closest is 160 miles, the second is 250 and the third is 500. Would you like the information for all of them
alex: wow, that's too far
Joann S: And they are all located in the US.
alex: well I would hope so, why would i go to another country to buy one.
Joann S: One minute please, let me check out that zip code again.
Joann S: The area was 10605 ?
alex: yea
Joann S: Yea, that was the one I ran.
alex: never mind then.

are they serious?