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    This one time at band camp......I got a flute stuck in Scott's pussy

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    Quote Originally Posted by hardtrailz View Post
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    People here aren't the comedy all-stars they think they are.

    This week I was trying to resolve things with that person - basically, do things differently if we're going to keep communicating - and I think all comments in that direction were ignored. However, the person volunteered traveling somewhere specific and I can cross-check that against social media in the next few weeks to see if it matches with what shows up under the real name (which I cannot post - if there's a detail I think is safe to post, I will). If it matches, that's very cool, that in essence the sock puppet is coming clean. If things become more normal, maybe I'll get an adequate ratio of positive/negative behaviors to allow that person to remain an acquaintance. I forgot that a few times on Catfish, people would be regularly communicating long after the big reveal.

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    I never updated the hostile audience. That person disappeared shortly after my last post, without confirming anything or agreeing to what I wanted. Eventually I figured out why the person stopped talking, which made me mad and is tied into more sneaky doings I discovered. I thought about getting the person fired for the many bad deeds but didn't bother. Just recently I realized the employee's latest big project is based on a simple, lightweight idea I'd mentioned in writing. The person improved it and uh, customers seem to like it, but I never meant to give it away for nothing and not get any credit. It's not profitable or a physical product, though; therefore, suing would be pointless. I think I'll just tell some people it's actually my idea, and if I find someone more honest to bargain with, I can cite that as nearly work history and maybe get some compensation for a better idea. If anyone wants to know the name of that company where that sock puppet and my idea are located, I might say so privately. There's a real flute in the story. Now it feels like a never-ending story.
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    Quote Originally Posted by clovenhooves View Post
    I never updated the hostile audience. That person disappeared shortly after my last post, without confirming anything or agreeing to what I wanted. Eventually I figured out why the person stopped talking, which made me mad and is tied into more sneaky doings I discovered. I thought about getting the person fired for the many bad deeds but didn't bother. Just recently I realized the employee's latest big project is based on a simple, lightweight idea I'd mentioned in writing. The person improved it and uh, customers seem to like it, but I never meant to give it away for nothing and not get any credit. It's not profitable or a physical product, though; therefore, suing would be pointless. I think I'll just tell some people it's actually my idea, and if I find someone more honest to bargain with, I can cite that as nearly work history and maybe get some compensation for a better idea. If anyone wants to know the name of that company where that sock puppet and my idea are located, I might say so privately. There's a real flute in the story. Now it feels like a never-ending story.
    Is it the same flute Tim got stuck in Scott's pussy at band camp?

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    The Colombian stuff? I never thought about that. I've never seen in it person.

    Anyway, since in hindsight the sock puppet was communicating to do me some harm (the account had a reference to my account) and put me through too much crap, I think I'll try some amusing revenge. I can use the possibility of getting that person in trouble and outing some of the behavior to, for example, get another (I think better) idea of mine turned into something. That company (famous, I remind you) is where it would fit the best, and my nemesis needs to create popular projects to stay employed there and seems to be lacking that skill. Maybe the only response I'll hear is crickets. There doesn't seem to be anything to lose on my end.

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    Without a connection to the truth of emotions as self-limiting, you are likely to overwhelm yourself and skew your view of reality. But seeing these experiences as transient can change your whole perspective. You can transcend even the utter hopelessness or aloneness of your darkest moments bringing up this sockpuppet bull-shit just be the BIGGER MAN and let it go, games are for kids checkmate i win.

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