the story of how my dick now has bandage on it

**blue02Z** · 11-30-2008, 03:52 PM

well yesterday around noon or so, me and the female are gettin a lil frisky

and we were fooling around in the living room. well we are both naked

and she is sittin on the couch and i'm standing in front with my flag pole at its full height, lol and she starts to go down on me. its great, feels awesome! you know what i mean fellas. well she starts to get real into it and pulls it out of her mouth and looks at me and grabs my ass as to shove my junk into her chest, you'd think that would be cool as hell, BUT... she has a diamond necklace on, the lil 3 princess cut diamonds that dangle down ya know... well a sharp diamond and a hard dick meeting each other with force doesnt mix all that well. when she did that i yelped like a dog that had been kicked, grabbed my pecker as soon as i could and looked at him, blood all over my hands, hard on completely gone, she is freaking out and i'm running around in circles with a ruined penis

now the head of my pecker has a good size cut right up it. barely missed the hole

and missed the shaft which is good cuz that would be a blood fountain!! oh my god it hurts!! go ahead everyone, flame the shit outta me

**korndawg** · 11-30-2008, 03:57 PM

Duuuuuuuude! Sux to be u! I feel for ya!

**emoFTW** · 11-30-2008, 04:01 PM

lol owned! that sucks sorry man, that is the funniest sh!t i have heard all day! sorry to hear that though

**SouthernBornThriller** · 11-30-2008, 04:06 PM

Ahaha..thats...bahahaha....so.....hahaha....fuckin g....heahahaha...terrible....blahahahahaha....

At least now she owes you. Make sure she knows that the first time after it's healed, you're allowed to stick it anywhere.

**blue02Z** · 11-30-2008, 04:08 PM

she knows damn right!!!!! thanks guys, its hell to take a shower, the towel hurts

**Zapper2003** · 11-30-2008, 04:09 PM

Do Not Post Pics.

**LoneGunman** · 11-30-2008, 04:13 PM

Originally Posted by blue02Z

well yesterday around noon or so, me and the female are gettin a lil frisky

and we were fooling around in the living room. well we are both naked

and she is sittin on the couch and i'm standing in front with my flag pole at its full height, lol and she starts to go down on me. its great, feels awesome! you know what i mean fellas. well she starts to get real into it and pulls it out of her mouth and looks at me and grabs my ass as to shove my junk into her chest, you'd think that would be cool as hell, BUT... she has a diamond necklace on, the lil 3 princess cut diamonds that dangle down ya know... well a sharp diamond and a hard dick meeting each other with force doesnt mix all that well. when she did that i yelped like a dog that had been kicked, grabbed my pecker as soon as i could and looked at him, blood all over my hands, hard on completely gone, she is freaking out and i'm running around in circles with a ruined penis

now the head of my pecker has a good size cut right up it. barely missed the hole

and missed the shaft which is good cuz that would be a blood fountain!! oh my god it hurts!! go ahead everyone, flame the shit outta me

Dude that sux!! Don't let it get you down though, you know what they say...."If you can walk through mud, you can fuck through blood"

**michaelinchains** · 11-30-2008, 04:15 PM

damn..alwayz thought my chub could cut diamonds

**Firebird Phoenix** · 11-30-2008, 04:16 PM

Ouch man that made me cringe reading that shit lol I hope you get better.

Originally Posted by Zapper2003

Do Not Post Pics.

Lmfao

**blue02Z** · 11-30-2008, 04:20 PM

lol fellas, i am depressed. my weiner is broken. dont worry, i wont put up pics, i can show y'all the girl tho...

**korndawg** · 11-30-2008, 04:22 PM

Yes, we must see her titties now.

**1MileCrash** · 11-30-2008, 04:23 PM

hahahaha...ouch...kinda funny though

**JwMonE99** · 11-30-2008, 04:33 PM

Post pix of the so called diamond necklace on her, hehe
srry man I hope it gets better.

**blue02Z** · 11-30-2008, 04:41 PM

eh...

no boobies, she wont let me

**310stanger** · 11-30-2008, 04:46 PM

haha, had plenty of chafe before, but never had a chick actually cut the lil head.ouch

**zero_proto** · 11-30-2008, 04:48 PM

she is now known as the dick cutter

**Zapper2003** · 11-30-2008, 04:49 PM

Ain't no wonder you let your dick bleed. She's cute! Nice eyes too.

I got a handjob from a class ring once. Stupid bitch that fucking HURT!

**blue02Z** · 11-30-2008, 04:52 PM

thanks zapper! yeah she my lil baby, been together 5 1/2 years, and gettin married in june

**Zapper2003** · 11-30-2008, 04:56 PM

I was jus gettin ready to mention she looks like the kind of girl that a guy gets married to

**SeVeReDiStOrTiOn** · 11-30-2008, 04:58 PM

Bwwwhahahahhhhahahahahha

Same shit happened to me when my g/f was 19...except my junk got caught in her braces. She panicked and ripped her head backwards...yea wasn't pretty.