Starting a new chapter of life.....

**0rion** · 02-14-2012, 07:26 PM

Found out a few days ago that we're having another kid. I better not catch the son of a bitch that did it.

Just kidding....it was planned. The wife has been wanting another one for a while now and I tried holding out as long as I could. Evidently standing on a chair with your balls pressed up against the glass of a running microwave won't make you sterile. Does it cause 3 arms? I'll let you know in 9 months.

**GTP231** · 02-14-2012, 07:31 PM

Uh oh you'll have to get a job soon.
Did think this was gonna be announcing of an upcoming reassignment surgery

**35th-ANV-SS** · 02-14-2012, 07:31 PM

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Congrats.

**wileyCoyote** · 02-14-2012, 08:23 PM

congrats!

**0rion** · 02-14-2012, 08:29 PM

thanks guys.....maybe we'll have 6 or 8 and I'll at least get a tv show out of it. I already have the name....."Babies and BBQ".

Maybe we'll get the show and become famous and do a meet and greet with Kate plus 8 and I can slap the shit out of her. I've always wanted to do it and it seems that may be the only way I can make it happen. Right before I slap her I'll say " Thanks for fucking up the hairstyles on 99% of the women in this country." No one wore that shitty ass hair style until she made it popular. It really didn't effect me until my wife showed up with it. First thing I said was "Look Zach....now you have 2 daddies."

Went over like a fart in an elevator full of midgets.

**Too Fast** · 02-15-2012, 03:07 AM

Congrats! How many does this make now? Are your Christian, or what lol.

I would sometimes ask my wife, I'm sure that's my baby your carrying. Are you sure it's yours?

**0rion** · 02-15-2012, 03:54 AM

this will be our 3rd and I'm not religious.......just horny

**Knighthawk LS1** · 02-15-2012, 04:12 AM

Congrats! my little girl is now 14 months old.

**Zinergy** · 02-15-2012, 06:21 AM

Congrats, our 2nd is due on March 26th, just got the 3rd bedroom fully setup this past weekend.

**KMdef9** · 02-15-2012, 08:58 AM

Congrats!

**chris1974** · 02-15-2012, 10:11 AM

Congratulations man. I love being a dad. It's so awesome.

**cammed goat** · 02-15-2012, 10:20 AM

Congrats 0rion!!

**dethinboots** · 02-15-2012, 11:22 AM

Are cigars in order?

**KahanaReef** · 02-15-2012, 12:12 PM

Congratulations, 0rion! I'm sure that Zach will coach his new sibling on the consequences of not putting his toys up. He'll have access to video to back it up too

***SMWS6TA*** · 02-15-2012, 12:14 PM

Congrats....

Poor kid, doesn't know who it's daddy is yet.

I really feel for the baby. I see more humor's antics and torment in its future.....

If It's a boy will you name it Sarge?

3 kids in a house

**0rion** · 02-15-2012, 12:31 PM

If it's a boy my vote is gonna be for Briar (from next of kin) as his first name and if it's a girl Cora Beth ( from the Waltons)

Might take some convincing but we'll see.....

**Too Fast** · 02-15-2012, 06:00 PM

^^^wow. I was quickly skimming that above and did a double take. I thought you wrote if it was a girl the name would be Coral Breath lol. I guess my mind still had an ocean in it, seeing how Kahanna Reef was just here recently with her ocean-surfing car avatar.

**pajeff02** · 02-15-2012, 06:08 PM

Congratulations! Hopefully the three of them will gang up on you some day for some well deserved payback.

FWIW - both names are good choices imo. Inside joke at our Courthouse is that someday we are going to schedule "Name Hearings" and every kid in the County that was given a dumbass name with tortured spelling by their parents will have it changed for free.

**KahanaReef** · 02-15-2012, 06:12 PM

Originally Posted by Too Fast

^^^wow. I was quickly skimming that above and did a double take. I thought you wrote if it was a girl the name would be Coral Breath lol. I guess my mind still had an ocean in it, seeing how Kahanna Reef was just here recently with her ocean-surfing car avatar.

**0rion** · 02-15-2012, 07:39 PM

Originally Posted by pajeff02

Congratulations! Hopefully the three of them will gang up on you some day for some well deserved payback.

FWIW - both names are good choices imo. Inside joke at our Courthouse is that someday we are going to schedule "Name Hearings" and every kid in the County that was given a dumbass name with tortured spelling by their parents will have it changed for free.

Zach is taking karate now that I call Zach Kwon Do (instructor didn't really see the humor in it) and is doing pretty good at it. If he starts getting too good at it I may have to cut funding.

It's not that I'm worried about him ever kicking my ass.....I just don't wanna have to explain the bruises. The bad part of it is the damn dog takes their side. So right now it's me against 2 kids and a 150 lb dog. Anytime I wrestle with them I have to put him outside first and if he looks in the door and catches me rough housing with them he starts raising hell wanting back in. He doesn't bite or anything but he jumps right in the middle and makes sure I don't get to the kids. He's a gentle giant but I sure wouldn't want to piss him off. I'm not a small dude but I'd have my hands completely full if he was ever serious.