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12-15-2009, 03:00 PM #1
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Squeeze me
....Ahem...OK...Mama sez we gotta go to our place in Grand Cayman for awhile.....so on this trip you lil horny, beer guzzling gun shooting ricer eatin' rednecks try and not make Orion crazy while I am gone. He is very sensitive right now...his vacuum cleaner is in the shop....
Ed has a new load of Red Haired Mexican and 20lbs of peanut butter cookies so he is good to go for awhile.....
Y2K is the only one left.....oh shit.....
Well have fun.....
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12-15-2009, 03:05 PM #2
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What part of grand Cayman... Old Man Bay?
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12-15-2009, 03:07 PM #3
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12-15-2009, 03:17 PM #4
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Pretty much....Seven Mile Beach....same thing.....Eddie Van Halen is there usually this time of year.....he walks around and looks older than me....Connie Kalitta lives right below us and I know he will be there.....just us old farts...your right...The condo we bought years ago there is in Old Man Bay...you betcha...LOL....
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12-15-2009, 03:22 PM #5
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12-15-2009, 03:25 PM #6
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do you fly down kalitta air? lol
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12-15-2009, 03:47 PM #7
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12-15-2009, 03:47 PM #8
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12-15-2009, 06:05 PM #9
Who are you shitting? Every bay you're in is known as "old man bay". Last time you were there laying out on the beach I saw the news footage of Green peace circling in helicopters and trying to push you back out into the water.
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12-15-2009, 06:09 PM #10
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12-15-2009, 06:12 PM #11
mama takes Sarge to the beach and sells shade
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12-15-2009, 06:36 PM #12
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Hey! I'm not a redneck.....
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12-15-2009, 06:59 PM #13
I'm more worried about y2k then the rest of you.
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12-15-2009, 07:09 PM #14
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12-15-2009, 07:29 PM #15
Have a good trip Sarge
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12-16-2009, 01:30 AM #16
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Thanks Bro.....
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12-16-2009, 04:03 AM #17
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I call BS. He's interviewing for a car salesman job.
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12-16-2009, 04:38 AM #18
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12-16-2009, 04:57 AM #19
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oh no... it has started...
www.grandcaymanislandtimes.com
A drunken man was seen wandering naked around the beach this morning. He was giving lectures about automobile oil and asking for "mama". A whitness said "he smelled like booze and marijuana. He told me something about a 'UOA', said 'fuck royal purple', farted and then left."
He was later seen trying to break in to a black car and yelling porfanitys and telling "Oprah" to "open up". Police are currently investigating what oil they have been using in their cars.
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12-16-2009, 05:25 AM #20
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