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    Squeeze me

    ....Ahem...OK...Mama sez we gotta go to our place in Grand Cayman for awhile.....so on this trip you lil horny, beer guzzling gun shooting ricer eatin' rednecks try and not make Orion crazy while I am gone. He is very sensitive right now...his vacuum cleaner is in the shop....

    Ed has a new load of Red Haired Mexican and 20lbs of peanut butter cookies so he is good to go for awhile.....

    Y2K is the only one left.....oh shit.....

    Well have fun.....

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    What part of grand Cayman... Old Man Bay?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    we gotta go to our place in Grand Cayman
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brian H Drifer View Post
    What part of grand Cayman... Old Man Bay?
    Pretty much....Seven Mile Beach....same thing.....Eddie Van Halen is there usually this time of year.....he walks around and looks older than me....Connie Kalitta lives right below us and I know he will be there.....just us old farts...your right...The condo we bought years ago there is in Old Man Bay...you betcha...LOL....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    Pretty much....Seven Mile Beach....same thing.....Eddie Van Halen is there usually this time of year.....he walks around and looks older than me....Connie Kalitta lives right below us and I know he will be there.....just us old farts...your right...The condo we bought years ago there is in Old Man Bay...you betcha...LOL....
    thats awesome... gotta any pics of the place? I bet a lot of places are for sale with the way things are. I am sure you can get some pretty good deals.

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    do you fly down kalitta air? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brian H Drifer View Post
    thats awesome... gotta any pics of the place? I bet a lot of places are for sale with the way things are. I am sure you can get some pretty good deals.
    Tons of pics are posted all over this forum.....no "bad economy" in Cayman....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brian H Drifer View Post
    do you fly down kalitta air? lol
    Nope...but Connie always pays for the fishing boat

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    Who are you shitting? Every bay you're in is known as "old man bay". Last time you were there laying out on the beach I saw the news footage of Green peace circling in helicopters and trying to push you back out into the water.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0rion View Post
    Who are you shitting? Every bay you're in is known as "old man bay". Last time you were there laying out on the beach I saw the news footage of Green peace circling in helicopters and trying to push you back out into the water.
    more!! more!!! this is good !

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    mama takes Sarge to the beach and sells shade

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0rion View Post
    mama takes Sarge to the beach and sells shade
    Hey you can be funny

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    Have a good trip Sarge

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    Thanks Bro.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by JHayesLS1 View Post
    I call BS. He's interviewing for a car salesman job.

    ....with GM

    Hey Sarge...come on up to Canada for a visit...I'll get the dog sled ready.

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    A drunken man was seen wandering naked around the beach this morning. He was giving lectures about automobile oil and asking for "mama". A whitness said "he smelled like booze and marijuana. He told me something about a 'UOA', said 'fuck royal purple', farted and then left."
    He was later seen trying to break in to a black car and yelling porfanitys and telling "Oprah" to "open up". Police are currently investigating what oil they have been using in their cars.

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