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    So.......Your from Massachusetts!!!

    This is so true:


    YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM MASSACHUSETTS IF:
    1.You think if someone is nice to you they either
    want something or they are
    from out of town
    2.The public transportation system is known as the
    "T" and you'd rather
    drive in bumper to bumper traffic for 4 hours to get
    to Boston than be
    caught dead on the "Orange Line"
    3.You could own a small town in Iowa for the cost of
    your house
    4.There are 24 Dunkin Donuts shops within 15 minutes
    of your house and that
    is how you give directions
    5.If you stay on the same road long enough it
    eventually has three different
    names
    6.53 degrees is "on the warm side"
    7.You've walked to Brigham's for an ice cream cone
    "to go" in the snow
    8.You cringe every time you hear some actor/actress
    imitate the"Boston
    Accent" on TV
    9. You call chocolate sprinkles "jimmies"
    10.A water fountain is called a bubbler. Say it "
    bubbla"
    11. You can go from one side of town to the other in
    less than fifteen
    minutes
    12.You know how to pronounce towns like Worcester,
    Haverhill, Peabody,
    Scituate, Chatham and Leominster
    13.You know what they sell at a "packie"
    14.You keep an ice scraper in your car all year
    round
    15.Paranoia sets in when you can't see a Dunkin
    Donuts, ATM or CVS
    16.You've pulled out of a side street and used your
    car to block oncoming
    traffic so you can make a left
    17.You've bragged about saving money at The
    Christmas Tree Shop
    18.You know what a "regular coffee" is!
    19.You can navigate a rotary without a problem
    20.You use the words "wicked" "pissa" and "good" in
    the same sentence
    21.You know what a frappe is
    22.Saint Patrick's Day is your second favorite
    holiday
    23.You drink tonic and would never consider using it
    on your hair
    24.You never say "Cape Cod" you say "The Cape"
    25.You went to Old Sturbridge Village & Plymouth
    Plantation in elementary
    school, but never to Bunker Hill
    26.You know the Mass Pike and 495 create some sort
    of strange weather
    dividing line
    27.You actually get all these jokes and pass them
    on!

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    That was great So how long ago did you move

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    14 years ago.....but still have my accent.....I am active duty USMC

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    It is true. In this months Playboy they even mentioned a bar in Southie that people hit on Saint Patricks Day parade.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HASTINGSRJ
    jealous
    Bullshit...lived in Norton Mass for 8 fucking years...worked in Foxborough...hung out at Jimmy"s Pub in Mansfield.....fucking steak tips at the 99 were the balls....I know what a steamer is

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    9. You call chocolate sprinkles "jimmies"
    They are called jimmies.


    jim·mies ( P ) Pronunciation Key (jmz)
    pl.n.
    Small particles of chocolate or flavored candy sprinkled on ice cream as a topping.

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    [Origin unknown.]


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    hahaha..

    im from Foxboro, MA myself

    baaaa... Sarge.. its a small world. im always up at Jimmies when i visit home. my gramma lives 30sec from the 99 and the Piccadilly pub across the st is the local hangout for half my old friends up there. i went to school at Mansfield High, and most of my family is from Foxboro.

    where did u work in Foxboro???
    Last edited by whoa guy; 02-16-2006 at 07:59 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HASTINGSRJ
    This is so true:


    YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM MASSACHUSETTS IF:
    1.You think if someone is nice to you they either
    want something or they are
    from out of town
    2.The public transportation system is known as the
    "T" and you'd rather
    drive in bumper to bumper traffic for 4 hours to get
    to Boston than be
    caught dead on the "Orange Line"
    3.You could own a small town in Iowa for the cost of
    your house
    4.There are 24 Dunkin Donuts shops within 15 minutes
    of your house and that
    is how you give directions
    5.If you stay on the same road long enough it
    eventually has three different
    names
    6.53 degrees is "on the warm side"
    7.You've walked to Brigham's for an ice cream cone
    "to go" in the snow
    8.You cringe every time you hear some actor/actress
    imitate the"Boston
    Accent" on TV
    9. You call chocolate sprinkles "jimmies"
    10.A water fountain is called a bubbler. Say it "
    bubbla"
    11. You can go from one side of town to the other in
    less than fifteen
    minutes
    12.You know how to pronounce towns like Worcester,
    Haverhill, Peabody,
    Scituate, Chatham and Leominster
    13.You know what they sell at a "packie"
    14.You keep an ice scraper in your car all year
    round
    15.Paranoia sets in when you can't see a Dunkin
    Donuts, ATM or CVS
    16.You've pulled out of a side street and used your
    car to block oncoming
    traffic so you can make a left
    17.You've bragged about saving money at The
    Christmas Tree Shop
    18.You know what a "regular coffee" is!
    19.You can navigate a rotary without a problem
    20.You use the words "wicked" "pissa" and "good" in
    the same sentence
    21.You know what a frappe is
    22.Saint Patrick's Day is your second favorite
    holiday
    23.You drink tonic and would never consider using it
    on your hair
    24.You never say "Cape Cod" you say "The Cape"
    25.You went to Old Sturbridge Village & Plymouth
    Plantation in elementary
    school, but never to Bunker Hill
    26.You know the Mass Pike and 495 create some sort
    of strange weather
    dividing line
    27.You actually get all these jokes and pass them
    on!

    where is 28 ?

    28. You are douche bags for re-electing Ted Kennedy and John Kerry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Element187
    where is 28 ?

    28. You are douche bags for re-electing Ted Kennedy and John Kerry.
    this isnt the political debate forum douche bag....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge
    Bullshit...lived in Norton Mass for 8 fucking years...worked in Foxborough...hung out at Jimmy"s Pub in Mansfield.....fucking steak tips at the 99 were the balls....I know what a steamer is


    You're shitting me right? Where in Norton?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HASTINGSRJ
    this isnt the political debate forum douche bag....
    it wasnt a political statement douche bag.

    How can you make a list of things Massachusetts is known for without including how that state showcases the worst policies/beliefs and ideas... a real American tragedy.


    well whats the only things Massachusetts known for?

    lets see:

    1. Traded off Babe Ruth
    2. Constantly have the worse politicians.
    3. Probably the funniest sounding accent in all of the states. With Chicago coming in a close second.
    4. The rest of the country knows Boston does a horrible job at pretending its a better city than New York.
    5. The only positive thing to come out of Boston EVER .. was Larry Bird
    Last edited by Element187; 02-17-2006 at 11:06 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Element187
    it wasnt a political statement douche bag.

    How can you make a list of things Massachusetts is known for without including how that state showcases the worst policies/beliefs and ideas... a real American tragedy.


    well whats the only things Massachusetts known for?

    lets see:

    1. Traded off Babe Ruth
    2. Constantly have the worse politicians.
    3. Probably the funniest sounding accent in all of the states. With Chicago coming in a close second.
    4. The rest of the country knows Boston does a horrible job at pretending its a better city than New York.
    5. The only positive thing to come out of Boston EVER .. was Larry Bird
    thats why were glad douche bags like you dont live there.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by HASTINGSRJ
    thats why were glad douche bags like you dont live there.....

    the truth is always hard to take.

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