So this ricer pulls up along side me this fine evening...

[my5thNewUsernameHere]

...while I'm on my way home from work. This dude barrels through traffic and comes up to me on my left (I'm in the center lane). There are 3 other doofuses in the car cheering this guy on (it was some kind of Mitsubishi I think, I didn't really look any closer because I didn't really care).

I'm obviously not that smart a guy. If I was, I'd be clear on what I was expected to do when he put on his hazards and sped up to 100+ mph. He then cut over 4 lanes to make an exit at the last possible second.

I'm sure there's some movie I should have seen that would clarify the "blinking light protocol"....

I drive fast, but this loser was driving in such a way that I'll probably be reading about him in the paper in a few days.

[ss~zoso~ss]

some people dont have the brains they were born with

[my5thNewUsernameHere]

some people dont have the brains they were born with

I guess I met some of them earlier today....

[derrinx]

hahaha you are uninformed in racer protocol..
please refer to the following sources in your neighborhood library for rerearch...
The fast and the furious
2 fast 2 furious
fast and the furious tokyo drift
torque
www.hondertech.com
and many others

[third_shift|studios]

some asshole in an eclipse thought it would be cool to buzz me from right lane, infront of me over to the left-as soon as he got along my door, i down shifted and left him-turns out the jack ass OWNED himself and took his car into the lane divider. Thank you ws.6 suspension

[Anthracis]

Some people just don't appreciate common sense

[my5thNewUsernameHere]

hahaha you are uninformed in racer protocol..

Yeah, I haven't kept up with the changes over the years. I always thought that throwing a few revs back and forth was how the "real men" communicated. Apparently now, they flash lights instead to make sure that they draw attention to as many people as possible.

I must officially acknowledge that I'm getting old. When I was a kid, we used to think it was fun to put baseball cards between the spokes on our bikes to make that flapping sound. Now, I always recall those day whenever I see hear ricers sounding the same revving their 400hp 1.5L engines.

FWIW, at the track, I give props to any car that performs regardless of make, engine, etc. However, on the street ricers generally seem to be nothing more than pollution in the gene pool.

please refer to the following sources in your neighborhood library for rerearch...
The fast and the furious
2 fast 2 furious
fast and the furious tokyo drift
torque
www.hondertech.com
and many others

After seeing the first, I could not bear to see any of the others in that list.

[my5thNewUsernameHere]

some asshole in an eclipse thought it would be cool to buzz me from right lane, infront of me over to the left-as soon as he got along my door, i down shifted and left him-turns out the jack ass OWNED himself and took his car into the lane divider. Thank you ws.6 suspension

I was really waiting for the boobs that passed me yesterday to do the same thing.

In the end, I also decided in principle that it wasn't in my best interest to shut those punks down given that gas here is now north of $3.50/gal for 93.

[my5thNewUsernameHere]

some people dont have the brains they were born with

I'm sure you know as this stupid incident happened in your neck of the woods (I-84 @ 195)...

[86 IROC-Z]

some asshole in an eclipse thought it would be cool to buzz me from right lane, infront of me over to the left-as soon as he got along my door, i down shifted and left him-turns out the jack ass OWNED himself and took his car into the lane divider. Thank you ws.6 suspension

Was that a while ago in the batmobile, or are you hinting at your new ride?