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01-16-2007, 04:53 AM #1Senior Member
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1997 Grand Cherokee- 1999 Firebird.
So my wife is sitting on my face last night and I noticed something...
Doesn't taste quite right. Kind of like a really salty rotten lemon or something. So I tap on her ass and she leans up and I ask if something is going on down there. She says "Yeah. I have a little yeast infection but it's nothing major." WHAAAAT?? Fucking hell! I'm trying to get her off of me and she plops back on my face shoving my nose halfway up her asshole in the process. So I reached up and wrenched one of her nipples until she got the hint and let me up. I went to the bathroom and brushed my teeth for half an hour. I couldn't get the smell of poop out of my nose all damn night. Blah! Then she was wondering why I was so pissed off. You'd think a yeast infection would taste like doughnuts or muffins but I can tell you it does NOT! Ladies, TELL SOMEONE if you're making bread down there before we get a mouthfull of it!
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01-16-2007, 04:55 AM #2Senior Member
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LMFAO wow..thats hilarious..sry bout your bad luck....im shocked she sat on your face KNOWING she was a lil yeasty down there..lol
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01-16-2007, 05:07 AM #3Detailing + Design
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My life is a- Ben Stiller movie.
AHHAHHHAHAHHAHHAAH
hands down, the FUNNIEST story ever posted on ls1.com.
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01-16-2007, 05:17 AM #412.36@109
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01-16-2007, 05:18 AM #5The Herpes of LS1.com
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ugh...
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01-16-2007, 05:36 AM #6Visualize°Design°Create
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haha, you gonna have a yeast infection of the mouth...hahahaha
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01-16-2007, 05:51 AM #7Senior Member
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i almost trew up!
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01-16-2007, 05:53 AM #8Senior Member
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1997 Grand Cherokee- 1999 Firebird.
For the record, it wasn't as bad as the time I went down on a girl while she was on the rag. THAT sucked! But that's another story.
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01-16-2007, 05:59 AM #9Senior Member
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Where's the unread button damnit.
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01-16-2007, 06:46 AM #10Detailing + Design
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My life is a- Ben Stiller movie.
Originally Posted by DanWS6
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01-16-2007, 07:01 AM #11Member
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I threw up in my mouth a little!!!
but funny
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01-16-2007, 07:07 AM #12Senior Member
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01-16-2007, 07:13 AM #13Senior Member
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does this count as one of the stupid threads that arent allowed anymore
STUN
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01-16-2007, 07:14 AM #14O U 8 1 2
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what do you call a 500lb women with a yeast infection?
a whooper with cheeze...
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01-16-2007, 07:15 AM #15Visualize°Design°Create
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nope, it's not a poll... Originally Posted by ss~zoso~ss
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01-16-2007, 07:53 AM #16Senior Member
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Originally Posted by ss~zoso~ss
who even mods this place anymore. I mean seriously every rule but racism is broken they just need to erase the rules part of the board and say free for all.
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01-16-2007, 07:54 AM #17Member
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Racism?????? look back through yesterdays!!!! hahahaha Originally Posted by Bigrus
who even mods this place anymore. I mean seriously every rule but racism is broken they just need to erase the rules part of the board and say free for all.
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01-16-2007, 07:59 AM #18Member
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Acually that sounds more like her PH is off (bacterial infection instead of yeast infection), but hey, what do I know... I'm a geek not a doctor.
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01-16-2007, 08:45 AM #19Senior Member
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Nasty n lastly
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01-16-2007, 09:20 AM #20Senior Member
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This thread is sure to go down in the most memorable
I almost cried I laughed so hard
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