So my buddy got caught

[Sarge]

Yup. His wife busted him. Dipping that pecker in some old gal here in town. I am told it was instant messaging and a big mouth at the bar that did him in.

2 kids. Nice house. Couple of toy cars. She (wife) will break it off in his ass.
I know the gal he was banging. His wife is better. WTF is he thinking?

If your gonna screw around get a divorce and have at it. Cheating you will lose it all...........

[ls1camino]

Dumbass...

[The Manalishi]

I've never understood guys that do that shit. O-well if they want to give up everything they own for a piece of ass its their problem.

[TLS_Addict]

You cant judge whats under the hood by the amount of rust on the body. She may have one tight running engine.

I believe that beauty is skin deep but ugly goes all the way to the bone.

[Knight]

You know Tiger Woods?

[Knight]

Or Jesse James?

[FasstChevys]

Marriage is grand..............and divorce is eight-hundred-grand.

[TLS_Addict]

I had an ugly girl once. She would have beer, order pizza, and do anything I asked. There are good parts to ugly girls.

[28Marcos]

I know the gal he was banging. His wife is better. WTF is he thinking?

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Lool! Sounds like a friend i have.. Who likes to fuck Down!! haha

[kneedragger4576]

men will always fall to a woman! it just takes the certain woman to do it!
looks are not everything, except when u need a trophy to take out on the town! wife or girlfriend!
and yes, he is right,
ugly women, thick women, or just plain out fat asses, will go out of their way to make u happy, but the one u work so hard on keeping her happy, wont do what u want!

i can go on and on, but its just the truth. and its hard for us men to understand it! but when the woman knows she has it, she will do whatever she wants to make herself happy and not to many worries about ur happiness.

[TLS_Addict]

My excuse is women created deceit. Not that I really believe all the crap about God but if we are to believe than women are the start of all things wrong between men and women. Remember the apple? They have done it since the dawn of time and they wont stop now. I blame women.

Here is a quote that always makes me tear up and I try to live by.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules or took a few liberties with our female party guests -- we did. But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few sick, perverted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg ... isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do what you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America! Gentlemen!"

[robcas47]

"Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules or took a few liberties with our female party guests -- we did. But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few sick, perverted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg ... isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do what you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America! Gentlemen!"

^ One of my top 5 favorite movies. nice. ^

As for the OP, suck's he's got kids that'll be effected by this. No one is perfect.

[WICKEDLS1]

women, cant live with em' cant live without em'

[c5z28]

Is he sleeping over at your house?

[Durango]

IT TAKES A MAN TO SAY NO ANY IDIOT CAN SAY YES!!!!!!REMEMBER IT!!!!
My old man told me These wise words 22 years ago actually it will be 22 years this summer She is my wife now!
I was 19 and I was moving in with my wife Girlfriend at the time follow those rules chances are you'll make it.

[justinmc978]

I had an ugly girl once. She would have beer, order pizza, and do anything I asked. There are good parts to ugly girls.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NF5XU-k2Vk[/ame]

[0rion]

women, cant live with em' cant live without em'

similar to my saying "women, can live with 'em....can't live with 'em."

[0rion]

I never understood these cheating types. It's hard enough keeping one woman happy....why in the hell would you want to take on a second one???

[Knight]

I never understood these cheating types. It's hard enough keeping one woman happy....why in the hell would you want to take on a second one???

Ass is always greener on the other side of the fence. Or something like that...

[0rion]

Ass is always greener on the other side of the fence. Or something like that...

it's not the ass I have a problem with.....it's what it's attached too.