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  1. 11-18-2007, 04:30 PM #1
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    So I'm watching the Indy game

    Having beer number 5...or close to it Nice afternoon. Just Mama and I. She is baking in the kitchen for Thanksgiving.....phone rings and its my dipshit neighbor....In jail...wants me to come bail her out. Shit....brush my teeth and gargle with Listermint.....spray cologne all over me....and off to jail I go. $215 cash to get her dumbass out....again....DWI.....fucking totaled a brand new Caddy Escalade....I had to take her to the wrecking yard where they had it locked up. Her purse was in it.....I'll take some pics tomorrow...thing is totaled....crushed.....she ran off the road at 4am...drunk off her ass....and ran into a house. I shit you not...a house....lucky she didnt get killed....and even luckier she didnt kill somebody else.....dumbass....
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  2. 11-18-2007, 04:34 PM #2
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    that sucks for her, gues she learned her lession the hard way didnt she?
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  3. 11-18-2007, 04:35 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    Having beer number 5...or close to it Nice afternoon. Just Mama and I. She is baking in the kitchen for Thanksgiving.....phone rings and its my dipshit neighbor....In jail...wants me to come bail her out. Shit....brush my teeth and gargle with Listermint.....spray cologne all over me....and off to jail I go. $215 cash to get her dumbass out....again....DWI.....fucking totaled a brand new Caddy Escalade....I had to take her to the wrecking yard where they had it locked up. Her purse was in it.....I'll take some pics tomorrow...thing is totaled....crushed.....she ran off the road at 4am...drunk off her ass....and ran into a house. I shit you not...a house....lucky she didnt get killed....and even luckier she didnt kill somebody else.....dumbass....
    i hope I have neighboors that gracious. Hopefully I won't have to find out either though
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  4. 11-18-2007, 04:36 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    Having beer number 5...or close to it Nice afternoon. Just Mama and I. She is baking in the kitchen for Thanksgiving.....phone rings and its my dipshit neighbor....In jail...wants me to come bail her out. Shit....brush my teeth and gargle with Listermint.....spray cologne all over me....and off to jail I go. $215 cash to get her dumbass out....again....DWI.....fucking totaled a brand new Caddy Escalade....I had to take her to the wrecking yard where they had it locked up. Her purse was in it.....I'll take some pics tomorrow...thing is totaled....crushed.....she ran off the road at 4am...drunk off her ass....and ran into a house. I shit you not...a house....lucky she didnt get killed....and even luckier she didnt kill somebody else.....dumbass....

    5 beers+ driving and u bail someone out for dui lol.........sounds like my dad when i was 16 bailed me out for 82/55 and wreckless driving, when he got to jail he had several beers down lol
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  5. 11-18-2007, 04:39 PM #5
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    Crap SARGE , thought this was a football thread ....
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  6. 11-18-2007, 04:43 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpeedAddict38 View Post
    5 beers+ driving and u bail someone out for dui lol.........sounds like my dad when i was 16 bailed me out for 82/55 and wreckless driving, when he got to jail he had several beers down lol
    I'm a big sum bitch...270 last week on the scales.....5 beers aint enough to blow .08
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  7. 11-18-2007, 04:45 PM #7
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    yea its 5 beers
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  8. 11-19-2007, 11:08 AM #8
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    sounds to me like it's time to pick a new trailer park Sarge
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  9. 11-19-2007, 11:11 AM #9
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    i don't like my neighbors enough to even answer the phone call from the jail
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  10. 11-19-2007, 12:06 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by 0rion View Post
    sounds to me like it's time to pick a new trailer park Sarge
    dam thats a BURN!

    surprised u bailed her out man
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  11. 11-19-2007, 04:12 PM #11
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    don't worry you didn't miss anything special Peyton sucks
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  12. 11-19-2007, 04:23 PM #12
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    He only was sucking yesterday...and the game before that. Otherwise, he'll be ok. At least we have more class than the Cheatriots. We don't run up the score when we have the game won.
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  13. 11-19-2007, 04:23 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    I'm a big sum bitch...270 last week on the scales.....5 beers aint enough to blow .08

    Dayum. 5 feet 5 and 270 lol!
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  14. 11-19-2007, 08:02 PM #14
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    Beer number 5 or close to it sound like 3 1/2 to me.

    Light weight!!!!!!!!!


    But I do agree with Orions' Comment!!!

    Oh, and I am currently on Beer number.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Too Fast View Post
    He only was sucking yesterday...and the game before that. Otherwise, he'll be ok. At least we have more class than the Cheatriots. We don't run up the score when we have the game won.
    He is my starter QB on a FF league. He only got me 5 points with his performance.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 0rion View Post
    sounds to me like it's time to pick a new trailer park Sarge
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    LOL....yup....I need to move my double wide I guess
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  18. 11-20-2007, 05:01 AM #18
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    beautiful place you got there sarge!!!
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