So I pulled my knife on a drunk chick and 2 guys..

**nitrox28** · 04-04-2009, 02:07 PM

I was at the horse races today and left early because it was way too crowded. Almost 24,000 people showed up. As I am walking to my Jeep, I see 2 drunk girls and 2 drunk guys standing around my back tire and I can hear the telltale HISSSSS. Needless to say I was PISSED! So I screamed something along the line of get away from my Jeep you fucking bitch. Well, the guys didn't like that and they started walking my way. That's when I pulled this out of my pocket:
http://www.idealoutdoors.com/images/SWBGCS1.jpg
and flipped open the blade. They stopped in their tracks and the girl letting the air out of my tire with a stick stood up. I walked over to her and put the point of the knife right on her chest. Everyone else started yelling and screaming. Then I told her to use this knife and she could pop that tire in no time. She just stood there frozen.

I told them to get the fuck away from me and I got in my Jeep and left. Then the guys started flipping me off and running their mouths. Whatever. I guess I caught that cunt at the start because that tire was only about 4 or 5 psi low. I wish you could have seen their faces. It was like HAHAHA oh fuck.

**korndawg** · 04-04-2009, 02:10 PM

LOL! Thats awesome man! People who fuck with other peoples car's are just low-life scum. I'd love to been there to see their faces.

**KyleLs1** · 04-04-2009, 02:20 PM

shoulda made her get on her knees and lick your boot

**chuckie669** · 04-04-2009, 02:26 PM

That's F'd up (of them). Awesome that you actually caught them in the act. You coulda come out ten min later and been like wtf I got a nail.

**SS02** · 04-04-2009, 02:54 PM

Originally Posted by chuckie669

That's F'd up (of them). Awesome that you actually caught them in the act. You coulda come out ten min later and been like wtf I got a nail.

2 minutes later!

I agree... nice catch.

**86 IROC-Z** · 04-04-2009, 02:54 PM

Nice!

**JoshieDoom** · 04-04-2009, 03:00 PM

Be careful. Thats a 2 month jail time. Its called wanton endagerment. Happened to the same guy who wrecked his vette in my earlier threads. It got threw out

Caught someone dicking around with his vette

**SS02** · 04-04-2009, 03:02 PM

Originally Posted by JoshieDoom

Be careful. Thats a 2 month jail time. Its called wanton endagerment. Happened to the same guy who wrecked his vette in my earlier threads. It got threw out

Caught someone dicking around with his vette

Well in Nebraska, if U touch my ride... I will kill U!

**JoshieDoom** · 04-04-2009, 03:08 PM

Originally Posted by SS02

Well in Nebraska, if U touch my ride... I will kill U!

I gotta somehow fight my way into the hatch and get the shotty out.

**SS02** · 04-04-2009, 03:11 PM

Originally Posted by JoshieDoom

I gotta somehow fight my way into the hatch and get the shotty out.

lmao...

**azmarkus** · 04-04-2009, 03:52 PM

Congratulations on protecting your property, but I'm afraid that law enforcement would not take to kindly to your actions. You have to be extra careful these days due to just about every business having security camera data which is maintained for 30 days and subject to review. Now, if you were out in the middle of the desert, you could go MOAB on whomever you please.

**rbob93** · 04-04-2009, 04:09 PM

Of Blood & Stab Wounds

**big hammer** · 04-04-2009, 04:19 PM

i usually pull out something else for drunk chicks

**02transamce** · 04-04-2009, 04:21 PM

damn,people can be such assholes.glad you caught them before the tire was flat.

**toi tyme** · 04-04-2009, 05:27 PM

Id throw ass down if someone messed with my SS. I dont give a fck who it is. Ill tackle their asses whether it works or not

Ill either take them to the ground, or just be on their back... randomnesssssss

**Y2KPewterSS** · 04-04-2009, 05:28 PM

If any of them had a CCW, you might not have been making this thread. Your ass might have been dead

**Nhra Firebird** · 04-04-2009, 05:30 PM

Originally Posted by Y2KPewterSS

If any of them had a CCW, you might not have been making this thread. Your ass might have been dead

yeah, they could have beat him to death with rims

**Y2KPewterSS** · 04-04-2009, 05:31 PM

Originally Posted by Nhra Firebird

yeah, they could have beat him to death with rims

They let you out of jail, or do they provide inmates with internet priviledges now?

**Nhra Firebird** · 04-04-2009, 05:32 PM

Originally Posted by Y2KPewterSS

They let you out of jail, or do they provide inmates with internet priviledges now?

just got out today

**nitrox28** · 04-04-2009, 07:45 PM

(i'm drinking hardcore so please forgive any spelling errors)
I have my CCW and keep my Springfield XD in my glove box when I can't carry it (like the track) I called a police friend of mine and he said I had nothing to worry about. He laughed his ass off. I agree if one of those kids drew a firearm, it may have been game over, but they were wearing shirt and tie and althogh I never got to see if they were wearing a pancake holster, I highly doubt it. I acted out of instinct I guess. I never thought about it. Those assholes were truly surprised when I showed up. As I type this, I'm getting pissed off all over again thinking about that dumb bitch. Don't. Fuck. With. Other. Peoples. Cars. Letting the air out of my tire might be funny to you, but PLEASE expect me to do something about it if I catch you. I never threatened to hurt you with my knife, but I'm pretty sure you got my fucking message you stupid whore. All of those pricks will remember what happened this afternoon and hopefully they will adjust their behavior accordingly. Fucking around with someones property may result in a potentally life or death situation. Afterwards, I have no doubt I was as freaked out as they were. I pulled a gun on a guy who jumped into my car 10 years ago and although I would have murdered that asshole where he sat, my legs and stomach were jelly for the rest of the day!

Pretty much the same way I felt for a while this evening. Let me ask this question:
How would you react if you caught someone fucking around with your car? If my wife and kids were with me, I would have laughed it off or done something so my kids wouldn't be at risk of seeing something jump off. If I WERE carrying with my CCW, you can bet your sweet ass I would have produced my weapon. Maybe transfer it from the holster to the front of my waistband in front of them so they got the message. Alright, reant off. Peace bitches.