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    Thumbs up so I got kicked in the neck tonight.

    working in the E.R. Tonight I was asked by the MD to help him hold down a patient while he stitches him up. Now the patient is a drunk illegal immigrant ( I don't have to tell you from what country.) so anyways he was given Adavan (sp?) for sedation and he was strapped down to a stretcher. This guy got so drunk that he some how got his ear split in half and busted his head open.

    So as I'm holding him down the Adavan starts to wear off and he gets combative. Then he somehow gets his right foot out of the restrains and BAM, direct kick right into my neck on the left side. At first I had no idea what hit me, but as I was flying 3 feet backwards, I see his foot kicking anything in sight.

    Now he stunk like crap and his foot odor was horrendous. We actually poured some baby powder on his feet to absorb some of the odor. And guess what, when that bastard kicked me, I had a nice power imprint on the side of my neck.


    God I love my job!! No seriously, I do love it. Different thing every day!
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    I would of sewn his foot to his ass after that. Probably why I'm not in the medical field.

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    thats crazy! I would have been tempted to kick some serious ass

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    how do you know he's an illegal imigrant?

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    how do you resist the temptation to not remove whats left of his ear is my question. second question is, who the fuck foots the bill for his visit

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    Quote Originally Posted by pecha View Post
    how do you know he's an illegal imigrant?


    No ID. Refuses to give his name and doesn't speak a word in English.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 310stanger View Post
    how do you resist the temptation to not remove whats left of his ear is my question. second question is, who the fuck foots the bill for his visit


    We pay for him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FSANE View Post
    No ID. Refuses to give his name and doesn't speak a word in English.
    why did they even accept him into the hospital then? throw that mother fucker back out into the street.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FSANE View Post
    working in the E.R. Tonight I was asked by the MD to help him hold down a patient while he stitches him up. Now the patient is a drunk illegal imigrant ( I don't have to tell you from what country.) so anyways he was given Adavan (sp?) for sadation and he was strapped down to a streatcher. This guy got so drunk that he some how got his ear split in half and busted his head open.

    So as I'm holding him down the Adavan starts to wear off and he gets combatitive. Then he somehow gets his right foot out of the restrains and BAM, direct kick right into my neck on the left side. At first I had no idea what hit me, but as I was flying 3 feet backwards, I see his foot kicking anything in sight.

    Now he stunk like crap and his foot odor was horrendous. We actually poured some baby powder on his feet to absorb some of the odor. And guess what, when that bastard kicked me, I had a nice power imprint on the side of my neck.




    God I love my job!! No seriously, I do love it. Different thing every day!
    take two mgs of Dilaudid and call me in the morning

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    Quote Originally Posted by kickflippin1 View Post
    why did they even accept him into the hospital then? throw that mother fucker back out into the street.
    the hospital cant turn anyone away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nhraformula View Post
    take two mgs of Dilaudid and call me in the morning

    God i love dialodid. IV only.

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    That is a startling story, and depressing. You're trying to help him and he was hellbent on hurting you.

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    I work in orthopedics, knee and hit replacements, not much kicking going on up here

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    Ouch! Thats kinda funny though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FSANE View Post
    Now the patient is a drunk illegal imigrant ( I don't have to tell you from what country.)

    God damn Canadians

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    Quote Originally Posted by Modulistic View Post
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    hahaha good one

    Damn SOW

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    Quote Originally Posted by FSANE View Post
    working in the E.R. Tonight I was asked by the MD to help him hold down a patient while he stitches him up. Now the patient is a drunk illegal imigrant ( I don't have to tell you from what country.) so anyways he was given Adavan (sp?) for sadation and he was strapped down to a streatcher. This guy got so drunk that he some how got his ear split in half and busted his head open.

    So as I'm holding him down the Adavan starts to wear off and he gets combatitive. Then he somehow gets his right foot out of the restrains and BAM, direct kick right into my neck on the left side. At first I had no idea what hit me, but as I was flying 3 feet backwards, I see his foot kicking anything in sight.

    Now he stunk like crap and his foot odor was horrendous. We actually poured some baby powder on his feet to absorb some of the odor. And guess what, when that bastard kicked me, I had a nice power imprint on the side of my neck.


    God I love my job!! No seriously, I do love it. Different thing every day!
    Just my opinion but I would have split the other ear in half and busted his head open again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FSANE View Post
    No ID. Refuses to give his name and doesn't speak a word in English.
    then don't treat the bastard... let him bleed... fuck illegals...

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    That sucks, FSANE! But, tell us some more stories, bud!

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