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08-13-2007, 01:59 PM #1
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Black- 2002 Camaro SS (crashed)
So I decided to call up one of my ex gf's the other day
I phoned up a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.
"Wow! I said, I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!" She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!
"Yeah," I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying she thought tubby bald men were cute.
"Anyway," she said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!"
So I hung up on the fat bitch.
"borrowed from another forum"
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08-13-2007, 02:01 PM #2
hahahaha
your avatar is hilarious too
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08-14-2007, 10:21 AM #3
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Black- 2002 Camaro SS (crashed)
thanks, I got a laugh from it too.
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08-14-2007, 10:34 AM #4
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My life is a- Ben Stiller movie.
HAHAHAHAHHAA! that's so right
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08-14-2007, 10:37 AM #5
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Silver- 2003 GTI 1.8T :(
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08-14-2007, 11:28 AM #6
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08-15-2007, 01:36 PM #7
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purple pearl metalic- 1994 Z28 Camaro
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08-15-2007, 06:07 PM #8
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08-15-2007, 06:10 PM #9
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NBM / Silver- 00 SS / 71 SS Elcamino
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