So how many people done something stupid?

[SHines-IT]

As the titles said with out thinking about it? A cop did not see me, but the cops was called. Cop also turned on the road as soon as I turned off. I never seen the cop, there for never got caught. But was told by phone, they went in my direction? Now, to my under standing they can't write me a ticket for it tomorrow, just because someone else saw it or even hours latter? A cop never seen it, so I am good? Does location matter or am I sweating it. I am not trying to get out of anything, if they served me I would exercise legal rights, but be prepared to pay if needed to.


Any stories you care to share, I may or may not share my story. If so, it will be after a length of time.

So what you guys got? I know some of you done something stupid with our cars? Stories are fun.

[Spaz]

what did you do???

[86 IROC-Z]

As the titles said with out thinking about it? A cop did not see me, but the cops was called. Cop also turned on the road as soon as I turned off. I never seen the cop, there for never got caught. But was told by phone, they went in my direction? Now, to my under standing they can't write me a ticket for it tomorrow, just because someone else saw it or even hours latter? A cop never seen it, so I am good? Does location matter or am I sweating it. I am not trying to get out of anything, if they served me I would exercise legal rights, but be prepared to pay if needed to.


Any stories you care to share, I may or may not share my story. If so, it will be after a length of time.

So what you guys got? I know some of you done something stupid with our cars? Stories are fun.

[gd1996]

I think this is a stupid question so you did something else stupid lol... of course everyone has done something stupid. It would take me hours to even get started on all the dumb shit I've done over the years.

[SHines-IT]

Lol, well I am talking driving in the car. That could be consider reckless, anything similar to what little details I had? Am I thinking about it to much? Because now I am like, wtf... IDIOT!!!!

[67CamaroRSSS]

You don't get to be my age without having done at least 1 ridiculously absitively posilutly STUPID thing in your life...

I have way too many stories at this point.

Racing down Rosecrans Ave in the South bay area of SoCal exceeding triple digits against a 69 Dodge Super Bee is only 1 of many...

[SHines-IT]

Well, I've done a few races in places I should not have done... But that's different. I did not think it through and just did what I done earlier to piss someone off I hated. At least a dozen witnesses, some my friends. Did not damage any property, all on pavement and only exceeded maybe 5 mph over the speed limit... Think you get the idea. I knew there was a cop in the area, pass her on a different road going the other direction. Worse part, lots of people know the car I drive. But I think it's to late for them to do anything.

[SiggyZ]

I stole a rubber smurf once.

[86 IROC-Z]

I attempted a back flip once, and landed on my face. I had braces at the time, so my lips got mashed and cut into them upon landing.

[waldo]

who hasn't? I feel most stupid on those occasions were I bite my own tongue, think about how many times you have chewed in your entire life, how stupid do you have to be to not have it down to a science by this age? It doesn’t happen often but when is does I feel so stupid!

[86 IROC-Z]

This one time I was walking to my bedroom with breakfast in my hands, a bowl of oatmeal and a large mug of water.

I'm walking toward the door, and it's closed. So as I'm walking I balance the bowl of oatmeal on top of the mug so I have a free hand to operate the door knob.

I reach for the door knob.

Fun fact: when you expect a door to open when operating the knob/handle, you don't stop moving.

Yeah, for some reason my bedroom door is locked, and I slam into it.

So I end up laying on the floor, locked out of my bedroom, with a stubbed toe & sore face and shoulder, covered in boiling hot oatmeal and soaked with the liter of water that was in my mug.

That was a real FML moment.

[SHines-IT]

This one time I was walking to my bedroom with breakfast in my hands, a bowl of oatmeal and a large mug of water.

I'm walking toward the door, and it's closed. So as I'm walking I balance the bowl of oatmeal on top of the mug so I have a free hand to operate the door knob.

I reach for the door knob.

Fun fact: when you expect a door to open when operating the knob/handle, you don't stop moving.

Yeah, for some reason my bedroom door is locked, and I slam into it.

So I end up laying on the floor, locked out of my bedroom, with a stubbed toe & sore face and shoulder, covered in boiling hot oatmeal and soaked with the liter of water that was in my mug.

That was a real FML moment.

LMAO!!! That's great, lol.

[waldo]

This one time I was walking to my bedroom with breakfast in my hands, a bowl of oatmeal and a large mug of water.

I'm walking toward the door, and it's closed. So as I'm walking I balance the bowl of oatmeal on top of the mug so I have a free hand to operate the door knob.

I reach for the door knob.

Fun fact: when you expect a door to open when operating the knob/handle, you don't stop moving.

Yeah, for some reason my bedroom door is locked, and I slam into it.

So I end up laying on the floor, locked out of my bedroom, with a stubbed toe & sore face and shoulder, covered in boiling hot oatmeal and soaked with the liter of water that was in my mug.

That was a real FML moment.

LMFAO! that story made my eye's water.

[Y2KPewterSS]

fail

[SiggyZ]

You lost credence starting out your story like that, band camp boy.

This one time I was walking to my bedroom with breakfast in my hands, a bowl of oatmeal and a large mug of water.

I'm walking toward the door, and it's closed. So as I'm walking I balance the bowl of oatmeal on top of the mug so I have a free hand to operate the door knob.

I reach for the door knob.

Fun fact: when you expect a door to open when operating the knob/handle, you don't stop moving.

Yeah, for some reason my bedroom door is locked, and I slam into it.

So I end up laying on the floor, locked out of my bedroom, with a stubbed toe & sore face and shoulder, covered in boiling hot oatmeal and soaked with the liter of water that was in my mug.

That was a real FML moment.

[86 IROC-Z]

You lost credence starting out your story like that, band camp boy.

Shit, I didn't even realize it.

And now it's been quoted three times already, no hope for a ninja edit.

[SMWS6TA]

There are days I love your skills with MSPaint!!

[86 IROC-Z]

There are days I love your skills with MSPaint!!

I wish I could take credit for that one, but I can't, just something I found elsewhere on the internet

[Y2KPewterSS]

Shit, I didn't even realize it.

And now it's been quoted three times already, no hope for a ninja edit.

For a fee, I can make it happen.........just saying

[JHayesLS1]

Shot fireworks out of my truck windows. Hit the car behind me with it. Talk about begging for mercy. Thank God I had a clean record.