So this could have ended very very bad!

**blackSS01** · 07-17-2010, 07:18 PM

As I post on LS1.com from my car, chit chatting with Wheelie and others (I post from my car because its the only spot at work on break I can get WiFi with my laptop) I see something catch my eye. Now I have my drivers door open with my foot on the light switch button so I can keep semi cool in this 100% humidity and keep the light off so others don't bother me. As I turn my head to see what is going around my shit, I catch a big ol' glance of a skunk

He/She was about 6 inches from my foot/opening of my door. Thank god that lil bastard didn't freak out and either

A: Jump in my car and have a good ol' fashion dance with me
B: Spray the shit out of me and my car

Looks like I lucked out and someone is watching out for me tonight

**cant.b.caught.z28** · 07-17-2010, 07:20 PM

haha that coulda been perrrrty bad. that would take a week or two just to clear that smell out

**SHines-IT** · 07-17-2010, 07:22 PM

Should have been road kill...

**blackSS01** · 07-17-2010, 07:23 PM

Originally Posted by cant.b.caught.z28

haha that coulda been perrrrty bad. that would take a week or two just to clear that smell out

I would have just burned the car to the ground. Its a super piece of shit beater. Now if it was my Maro, it would have been game on with that lil fucker

I'd already be smelling like shit, so I would have made the skunk smell like shit by shitting on him!!

**Y2KPewterSS** · 07-17-2010, 07:24 PM

Says a lot about the company you attract

Skunk probably realized the fury Darth Lemoncat would have unleashed and high tailed it.

**blackSS01** · 07-17-2010, 07:26 PM

Originally Posted by Y2KPewterSS

Says a lot about the company you attract

Skunk probably realized the fury Darth Lemoncat would have unleashed and high tailed it.

**KahanaReef** · 07-17-2010, 07:54 PM

Today must be your lucky day

**Schmalgar** · 07-17-2010, 09:25 PM

ha! From the title, I was wondering where this was going...

**blackSS01** · 07-17-2010, 11:53 PM

Originally Posted by Schmalgar

ha! From the title, I was wondering where this was going...

Nothing bad....unless skunky wanted to get fucked up

**67CamaroRSSS** · 07-18-2010, 01:27 AM

But yet it didn't? Good karma?????

**blackSS01** · 07-18-2010, 01:53 AM

Originally Posted by 67CamaroRSSS

But yet it didn't? Good karma?????

***doberman 152*** · 07-18-2010, 05:03 AM

They don't bite, whats the problem?

**Zapper2003** · 07-18-2010, 05:45 AM

I think in order to receive karma, you can't recognize the karma you do. Like if you go around recognizing good deeds that you do, you just voided any good karma that you may receive.

IE: "Hey look at me I just helped an old lady across the street! I'm going to get good karma!" You just fucked yourself.

**cammed goat** · 07-18-2010, 06:24 AM

A few nights ago, I was taking out the trash and while I was walking down my front stairs outside, I heard rustling and saw something black with two white stripes on its back skedattle from my shrubs across to my neighbors yard. Needless to say, I calmly turned around and walked back inside my house. My father was like "why do you still have the trash in your hand?" and my response was "maybe you wanna do it...there is a cute animal with white stripes on it's back and it leaves a nice, flowery smell".

He gave me this-->

I gave him this-->

We both-->

**blackSS01** · 07-18-2010, 06:15 PM

Originally Posted by cammed goat

A few nights ago, I was taking out the trash and while I was walking down my front stairs outside, I heard rustling and saw something black with two white stripes on its back skedattle from my shrubs across to my neighbors yard. Needless to say, I calmly turned around and walked back inside my house. My father was like "why do you still have the trash in your hand?" and my response was "maybe you wanna do it...there is a cute animal with white stripes on it's back and it leaves a nice, flowery smell".

He gave me this-->

I gave him this-->

We both-->

Don't blame you! Fuck skunks

**02transamce** · 07-18-2010, 06:23 PM

there was a skunk behind the building at work,dude went to take out some trash,saw the skunk and thought it was a CAT!!!he started meowing and trying to call the skunk to him,thank god it went the other way,funniest shit i have ever seen,i tried to tell him it was a skunk,but he wouldn't listen.

**blackSS01** · 07-18-2010, 06:23 PM

Originally Posted by 02transamce

there was a skunk behind the building at work,dude went to take out some trash,saw the skunk and thought it was a CAT!!!he started meowing and trying to call the skunk to him,thank god it went the other way,funniest shit i have ever seen,i tried to tell him it was a skunk,but he wouldn't listen.