snowmen and spray paint...

**0rion** · 12-07-2007, 05:32 PM

Helped the boy build a snowman today which is read as I built the snowman while he fiddle farted around in the snow. I didn't have a decent hat so I used one of my old hats....at least he's an SEC snowman.

After getting this thing upright finally I started putting the furnishings on. Had the boy round up arms so he got the sticks, nabbed a couple bricks of charcoal for the eyes and nose ( although the nose fell out and I didn't catch it before the pic), and got to the mouth and buttons. Now there's no way in hell I'm using half my charcoal on a snowman for a mouth and buttons. Solution: Crylon. Spray paint works surprisingly well on a snowman. I damn near took the black and sprayed him a tux on but decided against it. Aren't those lips the most red lips you've ever seen???? Same color as my brake calipers.

**SandmanWs7** · 12-07-2007, 05:40 PM

Its 80 here in texas. No snowman building here.

tater_salad · 12-07-2007, 05:42 PM

Nice

**dlmeadows** · 12-07-2007, 07:35 PM

you didnt hit yourself in the nads with this project did you lol.

**0rion** · 12-07-2007, 07:38 PM

I guess I should've put the disclaimer in there huh?

disclaimer
No balls were injured during the making of this snowman.

**dlmeadows** · 12-07-2007, 07:40 PM

**chuckie669** · 12-07-2007, 08:06 PM

Originally Posted by dlmeadows

you didnt hit yourself in the nads with this project did you lol.

I thought it might but, nope.... That's still friggin hilarious!

Wish we had snow.

**Speedy_Gonzales** · 12-07-2007, 08:12 PM

must be nice rarely ever snows here

**0rion** · 12-07-2007, 08:21 PM

Originally Posted by SpeedAddict38

must be nice rarely ever snows here

yeah, everything froze up and ice and melting snow everywhere and the 4.3 million pounds of salt on the road. It's pretty sweet. I think the only thing that could make it better is if the temps were in the 20's.......oh wait, they are. It's never never land.

**Blitzed** · 12-07-2007, 08:23 PM

What the fuck is "snow"?? its 60 degrees outside right now suckaz LOL

**Speedy_Gonzales** · 12-07-2007, 08:23 PM

Originally Posted by 0rion

yeah, everything froze up and ice and melting snow everywhere and the 4.3 million pounds of salt on the road. It's pretty sweet. I think the only thing that could make it better is if the temps were in the 20's.......oh wait, they are. It's never never land.

I bet your kids have fun in it

**0rion** · 12-07-2007, 08:25 PM

Originally Posted by Blitzed

What the fuck is "snow"?? its 60 degrees outside right now suckaz LOL

yeah, but then I'd have to live in Alabama.

**0rion** · 12-07-2007, 08:26 PM

Originally Posted by SpeedAddict38

I bet your kids have fun in it

yeah they do, my boy especially. I taught him to write his name in the snow today with pee. It was a great father son moment. He actually wrote it better with pee than he does with a pencil.

**Speedy_Gonzales** · 12-07-2007, 08:28 PM

Originally Posted by 0rion

yeah they do, my boy especially. I taught him to write his name in the snow today with pee. It was a great father son moment. He actually wrote it better with pee than he does with a pencil.

I guess the neighbors in the apartment below me heard me laugh at that one lol

**0rion** · 12-07-2007, 08:30 PM

after he finished up I explained the difference between regular snow and yellow snow. Which one was safe to eat and which one wasn't. That's just stuff you have to teach a boy.

**0rion** · 12-07-2007, 08:32 PM

I almost forgot the best part of the entire snowman day.....after I got the head on and was putting the eyes and stuff on my boy came up and said " We should put boobs on it's back and make it a woman snowman". I started laughing and said " Na, our snowman is a boy and besides women don't have boobs on their back......I wish they did though."

**Y2KPewterSS** · 12-07-2007, 08:35 PM

Originally Posted by 0rion

yeah they do, my boy especially. I taught him to write his name in the snow today with pee. It was a great father son moment. He actually wrote it better with pee than he does with a pencil.

**Speedy_Gonzales** · 12-07-2007, 08:35 PM

Originally Posted by 0rion

I almost forgot the best part of the entire snowman day.....after I got the head on and was putting the eyes and stuff on my boy came up and said " We should put boobs on it's back and make it a woman snowman". I started laughing and said " Na, our snowman is a boy and besides women don't have boobs on their back......I wish they did though."

........... man kids say the funniest stuff

**0rion** · 12-07-2007, 08:38 PM

Originally Posted by SpeedAddict38

........... man kids say the funniest stuff

I think he's stand up comic material at some point. He has several innocent 1 liners a day it seems. I'm not gonna harp on him because I don't like it when others do but the kid keeps me laughing most of the time. He just says and does some funny stuff daily.