Snow in Canada

**woodshed** · 12-17-2008, 12:11 AM

So I've got a friend that lives in Victoria, BC, Canada. This is his story of one drunken night...

Here in Victoria it actually rarely snows and it's once every couple years that any snow stays on the ground for more than a day. People here do not know how to drive in the snow unless they moved here from somewhere else in Canada. Some of the municipalities that make up the greater Victoria region don't even have snowplows as part of their maintenance equipment because it really is never an issue. Until this week.

Last Saturday it snowed. A lot. 10 cm in one night. So after having drank a lot and watching people slide by the front of my friend Heidi's house, only to hit sidewalks, poles and other cars, we decided to do something about it . . . at 12:30 am.

Here are the results:

The first one didn't really get a lot of attention, so we tried new tactics:

Crazy Canadians

**korndawg** · 12-17-2008, 12:12 AM

LOL. Thats funny, even for a damn Canuck!

**NavdeepWS6** · 12-17-2008, 01:15 AM

freaking canadians

**JoshieDoom** · 12-17-2008, 01:20 AM

Whats going on Eh?

**TempleU_WS6** · 12-17-2008, 06:02 AM

You guys sure are funny eh?

**ls1camino** · 12-17-2008, 07:44 AM

Nice!

**Tide** · 12-17-2008, 07:46 AM

Good plan. Right up to the part someone loses control because they were looking at your browneye and puts their grill up your keister.

**Sarge** · 12-17-2008, 12:05 PM

That sign of yours would have been riddled with bullet holes down here.

**bigrondownhiller** · 12-17-2008, 12:22 PM

Too bad they are canadien and can't read anyway.

**Sarge** · 12-17-2008, 04:41 PM

Mexicans down here would have thought he was gay wanting some weeiner is his butt.

**zero_proto** · 12-17-2008, 06:38 PM

ditto sarge, thats what i thought

**01ws6er** · 12-17-2008, 07:08 PM

I used to take a hose out to the road for about an hour, then hide in a ditch and watch people "navigate"

**GTP231** · 12-17-2008, 07:37 PM

I'm calling bs about any part of Canadia not getting snow.

**jsteele90** · 12-17-2008, 08:26 PM

i thought canadians were scared of the dark?

**Eugenio_SS** · 12-18-2008, 02:30 PM

I'm in Victoria every 2 weeks... I'll bring a bb-gun.

**Eugenio_SS** · 12-18-2008, 02:32 PM

Originally Posted by GTP231

I'm calling bs about any part of Canadia not getting snow.

then you are wrong...
Victoria is just north of Seattle and West of Vancouver... Vancouver will get more pricipitations because they are closer to the mountains, while Victoria is on an island... they usually get 1 day/yr of some sort of snow... but never stays on the ground.

fwiw, it's Canada... damm rednecks

**Trixter99** · 12-18-2008, 04:06 PM

Originally Posted by jsteele90

i thought canadians were scared of the dark?

I saw that show on Monday and I'm here to tell you I'm not scared of the dark and I have never heard of Robin Sparkles.

**thearborbarber** · 12-18-2008, 04:12 PM

Made me want to dig out the movie Strange Brew

**GTP231** · 12-19-2008, 09:30 AM

Originally Posted by Eugenio_SS

then you are wrong...
Victoria is just north of Seattle and West of Vancouver... Vancouver will get more pricipitations because they are closer to the mountains, while Victoria is on an island... they usually get 1 day/yr of some sort of snow... but never stays on the ground.

fwiw, it's Canada... damm rednecks

Did not know that such a part of Canada existed. Learn something new everyday.