Short Story for you guys/gals!

[blackSS01]

Just a little happening which happened last night


I was sitting around a fire with 3 buds and had just mixed my first Captain and Coke We threw a crate on the fire to blaze it up since it had just stopped raining/snowing about 2 hours ago and was 30 degrees out but not super Now for a little background, this fire took 30 minutes to get established due to everything being wet. With that said, after the crate went up in flames my neighbor comes over just bitching. Now if I have a problem with someone or something I usually take a step back and collect myself and my anger so I can address them like a adult and in a "nice" manner. Not this guy....... First words out of his mouth were, "I hope you have a fucking lawyer or home owners insurance because I'm going to sue the fuck out of you" I respond with a "What?"

Now this is where it gets interesting because he goes on a swearing and cussing rant for about a minute or two claiming I'm trying to burn his house down I state to him that:

A: Everything is wet
B: His house is 200 ft from my fire
C: The fire is only about 6 ft high
D: We are fire masters (Probably over 100,000 or so fires in my lifetime SRS)
E: We have a 1000+ gallon pond 10 feet from fire and buckets if need be

He doesn't like the response so goes on other minute fucking rant and finally leaves. For the next 10 minutes I go on cracking jokes about what I could have said to him if I wanted to be a smart ass and not be a mature adult about it.

So about 20 to 30 minutes pass and he comes back over and apologizes and offers us all jobs He says he would pay us $20/hr to help him move wood. I tell him we will think about it and get back to him. He was pleased with that answer I guess because he apologized again and shook my hand. So with this story being said to LS1.com, we find out my neighbor is..................................
























































A NUT JOB!!

EDIT: No pics are being posted because my neighbor is a guy and we all are guys. The rules only state that if your talking about woman, then post pics.

[SiggyZ]

Is that all you do is drink?

[blackSS01]

Is that all you do is drink?

Yup it is I drink a ton, every second of every day. In fact....I'm drinking right now as I type this. I drink at my full time job which I'm often at since it is "FULL TIME" I drink while showering, I drink while shitting, I drink while I eat. Yup, that is all I do. Now that you have been OWNED and BURNED



I think all you do is drink

[SiggyZ]

Okay, so you drink all the time. That's what I thought.

[FasstChevys]

The dude realized he used to do the same thing when he was your age and just over-reacted.

If you're in need of some extra cash, I'd take him up on it. You never know, you might learn something from the ol' nut job!

[Zapper2003]

He's probably going to lure you and your buds into his basement and rape you.

[silverWS6]

Cool story bro.

[Zapper2003]

Oh, and you need to quit being a pussy and accept my party/game invites on black cops. Homo.

[67CamaroRSSS]

100,000 fires at 1 fire per day makes you 273.97 years old....

[67CamaroRSSS]

Is that all you do is drink?

Got anything else better to do? Alcohol makes everything better...

[blackSS01]

Oh, and you need to quit being a pussy and accept my party/game invites on black cops. Homo.

My friends were playing last night so they didn't answer

The dude realized he used to do the same thing when he was your age and just over-reacted.

If you're in need of some extra cash, I'd take him up on it. You never know, you might learn something from the ol' nut job!

More then likely help and get $20 to blow on Booze

He's probably going to lure you and your buds into his basement and rape you.

I thought about this, its highly likely

Cool story bro.

Thanks

100,000 fires at 1 fire per day makes you 273.97 years old....

I have multiple fires all day, every day

Got anything else better to do? Alcohol makes everything better...

You sir just added to the OWNAGE

[Blackbird WS6]

100,000 fires at 1 fire per day makes you 273.97 years old....

last time i checked...people that drink cant count to good

[blackSS01]

Last time i checked, people that drink can't count that good.

Fixed and you have horrible grammar

[Blackbird WS6]

Fixed and you have horrible grammar

yea well your neighbor is ugly.....

[bluehawk2000]

Yup it is I drink a ton, every second of every day. In fact....I'm drinking right now as I type this. I drink at my full time job which I'm often at since it is "FULL TIME" I drink while showering, I drink while shitting, I drink while I eat. Yup, that is all I do. Now that you have been OWNED and BURNED



I think all you do is drink

I do the same thing, everyday alcohol is the thing that keeps me sane.

[Smkn_TA]

TL;DR...sry

[rajiv1998]

My friends were playing last night so they didn't answer



More then likely help and get $20 to blow on Booze



I thought about this, its highly likely



Thanks



I have multiple fires all day, every day


You sir just added to the OWNAGE

You will need to be averaging 10 a day.

[0rion]

and there you have it.....your brain on drugs.

[blackSS01]

yea well your neighbor is ugly.....

This is true but in his defense he is old

I do the same thing, everyday alcohol is the thing that keeps me sane.

Welcome to the club sir. I really only drink 2 days or so a week and was being sarcastic but for some reason people think I drink hella I'm off today and not drinking

TL;DR...sry

Sorry, I'll try to keep them shorter in the future by leaving out details.

You will need to be averaging 10 a day.

Ok, Ok, you fuckers got me! I haven't had 100,000 fires.

and there you have it.....your brain on drugs.

I hope that wasn't directed at me. Members can't bash mods, so in turn I would think that Mods shouldn't bash members. Double standards like that can cause an up rising and could be very bad for LS1.com.

[Blackbird WS6]

This is true but in his defense he is old

come on, you know i that shit