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02-24-2011, 03:56 PM #1
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Shit old people do
So I thought I'd make me a sammich yesterday. Got out the bread and all the stuff. Mama told me there was left over chicken fried steak. I went for it. Sliced up tomatoe....smeared mayo...lettuce/cheese.....went in the fridge and got big ol chicken fried steak. Sat down and had the paper and ate my sammich. Worse fucking chicken fried steak sammich I ever had. Ate all of it didn't say anything.
Mama just came in here and ask if I made a chicken fried steak sammich yesterday. I said yup it sucked. She said I bet it did dipshit. You made a fried potato patty sammich. Dumbass....
Guess I need to put on my glasses to make a sammich.
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02-24-2011, 04:01 PM #2
chicken fried steak sounds good right now.
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02-24-2011, 04:02 PM #3
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02-24-2011, 04:05 PM #4
so did you have chicken fried steak today?
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02-24-2011, 04:14 PM #5
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02-24-2011, 04:14 PM #6
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02-24-2011, 04:32 PM #7
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02-24-2011, 04:35 PM #8
I guess when you are old you can yourself more often
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02-24-2011, 04:43 PM #9
You didn't realize you were eating a potato?
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02-24-2011, 04:56 PM #10
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02-24-2011, 05:04 PM #11
hahahahahahaha!!!!! that could be a scene in a sitcom
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02-24-2011, 05:10 PM #12
LOL. Reminds me of my Grandpa. He was in the bathroom brushing his teeth, while doing so, he asked my Grandma why the toothpaste tastes so funny. My Grandma went in to the bathroom to find out he used Desitin as toothpaste. Nasty.
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02-24-2011, 08:15 PM #13
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02-25-2011, 05:12 AM #14
- points for me because i've NEVER heard of chicken fried steak. damn yankees.........
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02-25-2011, 05:15 AM #15
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02-25-2011, 06:43 AM #16
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02-25-2011, 07:03 AM #17
I tell you something else old people do......piss me off. You old people and your fucking tater sammiches.
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02-25-2011, 07:46 AM #18
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02-25-2011, 07:57 AM #19
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02-25-2011, 09:27 AM #20
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Are you old? Do you forget things? Do you find yourself lost in your car, wondering why you left the house in the first place? Do you make fried potato patty sammies thinking it's chicken fried steak?
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