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08-06-2009, 08:24 PM #1
Shallow Sluts!!!!
Ok, I'm gonna vent right now cuz I'm in an extremely pissy mood. Here's the back story:
Stupid, pathetic me decided to join eharmony last year after a string of nothing but shit luck with females. Almost immediately, I met someone on there, Erin. She was my age, a teacher, very cute, and we had a ton of stuff in common. As time went by, we started talking more, dating, all that happy horseshit. Wasnt too long before she was 'claiming' that she loved me, wanted to be with me, was happier than ever, blah blah blah.
Well, one day, out of the blue, i get a fucking email. Yes an EMAIL, saying that we're thru. She just feels awkward and knows that things cant get back to good. Mind u, everything was perfect up until this point. No warning whatsoever!
Well that was back in January, and I finally decided to ask her tonite WTF her deal was. She reluctantly tells me the reason why she broke up with me. Ready for this BS?..............
Its because she was self conscious about her size compared to mine. Granted, I'm a lil guy (5'11, 160lbs) She was 5'10 and about the same wieight. She broke up with me cuz i'm skinny. Just wow! Could u come up with a better excuse! But of course, none of it was my fault, it was all 'hers'. I'm sorry I wasnt a big, half-negro alcoholic like her ex husband. Stupid stupid women! I've dealt with shallowness my whole life about me being little. Now, its followed me into my adult life.
Venting over. BTW, i labeled this NWS cuz pics may follow........
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08-06-2009, 08:29 PM #2
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08-06-2009, 08:32 PM #3
Your tears are delicious.
P.S. Go join a gym, skinny.
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08-06-2009, 08:32 PM #4
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Just move on and find someone else. She's out there. Don't get all bent outta shape because one girl's decided she wants to keep fishing. It's happened to me and to many others and us guys are just as guilty of the same thing.
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08-06-2009, 08:32 PM #5
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Eat a dozen Baconaters. That's bound to chunk you up some.
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