Shallow Sluts!!!!

**korndawg** · 08-06-2009, 08:24 PM

Ok, I'm gonna vent right now cuz I'm in an extremely pissy mood. Here's the back story:

Stupid, pathetic me decided to join eharmony last year after a string of nothing but shit luck with females. Almost immediately, I met someone on there, Erin. She was my age, a teacher, very cute, and we had a ton of stuff in common. As time went by, we started talking more, dating, all that happy horseshit. Wasnt too long before she was 'claiming' that she loved me, wanted to be with me, was happier than ever, blah blah blah.

Well, one day, out of the blue, i get a fucking email. Yes an EMAIL, saying that we're thru. She just feels awkward and knows that things cant get back to good. Mind u, everything was perfect up until this point. No warning whatsoever!
Well that was back in January, and I finally decided to ask her tonite WTF her deal was. She reluctantly tells me the reason why she broke up with me. Ready for this BS?..............

Its because she was self conscious about her size compared to mine. Granted, I'm a lil guy (5'11, 160lbs) She was 5'10 and about the same wieight. She broke up with me cuz i'm skinny. Just wow! Could u come up with a better excuse! But of course, none of it was my fault, it was all 'hers'. I'm sorry I wasnt a big, half-negro alcoholic like her ex husband. Stupid stupid women! I've dealt with shallowness my whole life about me being little. Now, its followed me into my adult life.

Venting over. BTW, i labeled this NWS cuz pics may follow........

**ARM5280** · 08-06-2009, 08:29 PM

subscribed....

**86 IROC-Z** · 08-06-2009, 08:32 PM

Your tears are delicious.

P.S. Go join a gym, skinny.

**SiggyZ** · 08-06-2009, 08:32 PM

Just move on and find someone else. She's out there. Don't get all bent outta shape because one girl's decided she wants to keep fishing. It's happened to me and to many others and us guys are just as guilty of the same thing.

**I.B. Pimpin** · 08-06-2009, 08:32 PM

or it didn't happen.

**korndawg** · 08-06-2009, 08:34 PM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

Your tears are delicious.

P.S. Go join a gym, skinny.

Dude, i used to work out 5-6 days a week on a 4000 calorie diet. Skinny is in my genes. Nothing changing that.

**korndawg** · 08-06-2009, 08:35 PM

Originally Posted by I.B. Pimpin

or it didn't happen.

Oh it happened, Packy and Suede have seen pics.

**ZAPFOOL!!** · 08-06-2009, 08:35 PM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

Your tears are delicious.

P.S. Go join a gym, skinny.

thats nice but something tells me this guys shares my super metabolism

**I.B. Pimpin** · 08-06-2009, 08:38 PM

Originally Posted by korndawg

Oh it happened, Packy and Suede have seen pics.

What about the rest of us? We need pics of her NOW.

**ZAPFOOL!!** · 08-06-2009, 08:40 PM

Originally Posted by I.B. Pimpin

What about the rest of us? We need pics of her NOW.

I agree with this guy

**86 IROC-Z** · 08-06-2009, 08:43 PM

Originally Posted by korndawg

Dude, i used to work out 5-6 days a week on a 4000 calorie diet. Skinny is in my genes. Nothing changing that.

Originally Posted by ZAPFOOL!!

thats nice but something tells me this guys shares my super metabolism

Stop using things out of your control as excuses.

Eat more.

**ZAPFOOL!!** · 08-06-2009, 08:45 PM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

Stop using things out of your control as excuses.

Eat more.

What I eat and how much I eat is in my control..your point is pointless...anyways where are the pics??

**86 IROC-Z** · 08-06-2009, 08:48 PM

Originally Posted by ZAPFOOL!!

What I eat and how much I eat is in my control..your point is pointless...anyways where are the pics??

Your metabolism is (mostly) out of your control.

If you eat a lot and don't gain wait because of you overactive metabolism, the obvious choice is to eat more.

**ZAPFOOL!!** · 08-06-2009, 08:49 PM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

Your metabolism is (mostly) out of your control.

If you eat a lot and don't gain wait because of you overactive metabolism, the obvious choice is to eat more.

like driving a POS 3rd gen and just buying a new car

**86 IROC-Z** · 08-06-2009, 08:49 PM

Originally Posted by ZAPFOOL!!

like driving a POS 3rd gen and just buying a new car

I don't drive a third gen.

**SiggyZ** · 08-06-2009, 08:50 PM

Eat a dozen Baconaters. That's bound to chunk you up some.

**SiggyZ** · 08-06-2009, 08:51 PM

He rides the short bus and it's white.

Originally Posted by ZAPFOOL!!

like driving a POS 3rd gen and just buying a new car

**ZAPFOOL!!** · 08-06-2009, 08:51 PM

Originally Posted by SiggyZ

Eat a dozen Baconaters. That's bound to chunk you up some.

or kill me....that sounds tatsy..where is wendys

**korndawg** · 08-06-2009, 08:52 PM

Ya, apparently I need to eat a container of crisco a day with a pacakge of bacon and wash it all down with a weight gain shake. Well in hopes of 86Iroc stopping being a giant bdag,, heres a pic.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

**I.B. Pimpin** · 08-06-2009, 08:53 PM

Originally Posted by korndawg

Ya, apparently I need to eat a container of crisco a day with a pacakge of bacon and wash it all down with a weight gain shake. Well in hopes of 86Iroc stopping being a giant bdag,, heres a pic.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,