Sex in Work Bathroom! Do I look pathetic?

**Hi-Po** · 03-06-2009, 03:10 PM

Alright. This sucks. Heres the story I JUST got done living.

I come home from work as usual. Girlfriend starts texting me some slightly naughty things. So I play along. Before I know it I am texting full blown sex scenes of whats to come later tonight. Thats not completely un-common for her and I to do, just a little fun and anticipation. Well, this is where I start getting pissed.

She texts me
GF: Balls
Me : In your mouth
Me : Vagina
GF : in your mouth
Me : Nom Nom Nom Nom (seriously)
GF : HAHAHAHAH
Me : I want your legs wrapped around my head
GF : No more dirty thoughts, Im getting excited.
Me : You know you dont want me to stop, you love that!
GF : You did that on purpose
Me : O sorry you said no more dirty thoughts
GF: I didnt mean that, I meant stop talking like that your getting me excited
Me: Then get over here so I can get you on your side and releive your work day stress's
GF : You are bad
GF : Then come up here and we will do it in the bathroom "lol"
Me : I will leave in 1 hour
(Me Before she sent the next text.. I realized I better leave ASAP!)
I will be there in 30 minutes
GF : No leave now
Me : I did
GF : Hurry
Me : I am!
GF : Bring food

WTF?
Me : I already left my house
GF : well go back?

Now, Not only am I thinking, SWEET kinky bathroom work sex! I am also thinking she wants some kind of food involved?!?!? Whatever, Im down.

Me: Fuck! I forgot my wallet, I will get you food later.
10 minutes later.. at least! Of me driving like a total asshole.

GF : Are you really coming up here?
Me : ummmm, Yea?
GF : You know we arent really doing it in the bathroom...
Me : ummmm. yea..... Well I guess I turn around,Total waste of time.
GF: LOL, ur an ass
Me : Well WTF?!?! you said "leave now" and "hurry!" and " lets bang in the bathrrom"

GF : You seriously thought we were gonna? I was messing with you when I said hurry.

25 minutes later,

GF : You should want to come up here to see me cuz you miss me and you love me not cause you want to fuck... in the bathroom!

BOOOOOOOMMMMMM

This TOTALLY blew up in my face!
So what the motherfucking fuck. I was seriously SO damn dissapointed. I am divastated.

I look pathetic. I think Im just a guy, right? I heard... Lets fuck in the works bathroon(backroom) and I thought... .WOW, cool, thats kinda kinky!! So I rushed to my spot. Anybody ever look this dumb before?

**Spikito** · 03-06-2009, 03:18 PM

It happens, girls set us up to look like assholes, shell get over it

**Hi-Po** · 03-06-2009, 03:21 PM

Im sucha dumbass

**Zapper2003** · 03-06-2009, 03:22 PM

You shoulda went anyhow, and whether she participated or not, you shoulda creamed the entire place. Just fuckin machine-gun that shit alll over everything.

**Hi-Po** · 03-06-2009, 03:26 PM

It was just so.... NOT cool. I was like a 4 year walking downstairs for x-mas.... only I was driving 30 over the speed limit with a hard on.

**Zapper2003** · 03-06-2009, 03:27 PM

dick in the steering wheel is never a good thing.

**cammed goat** · 03-06-2009, 03:29 PM

Originally Posted by Spikito

It happens, girls set us up to look like assholes, shell get over it

+1. I'm glad I let them trip over their own words before I make any moves.
I seem to have a knack for letting a woman's words blow up in their face. Oh well. I'm still young...well..I FEEL young.

**GTP231** · 03-06-2009, 03:43 PM

Originally Posted by Hi-Po

I look pathetic. I think Im just a guy, right? I heard... Lets fuck in the works bathroon(backroom) and I thought... .WOW, cool, thats kinda kinky!! So I rushed to my spot. Anybody ever look this dumb before?

Hi I'm jon or Carpy whichever you prefer. Obviously we've never met. Not work bathroom but other dumbass situations

**Crimson Sin** · 03-06-2009, 03:47 PM

Originally Posted by Hi-Po

Alright. This sucks. Heres the story I JUST got done living.

I come home from work as usual. Girlfriend starts texting me some slightly naughty things. So I play along. Before I know it I am texting full blown sex scenes of whats to come later tonight. Thats not completely un-common for her and I to do, just a little fun and anticipation. Well, this is where I start getting pissed.

She texts me
GF: Balls
Me : In your mouth
Me : Vagina
GF : in your mouth
Me : Nom Nom Nom Nom (seriously)
GF : HAHAHAHAH
Me : I want your legs wrapped around my head
GF : No more dirty thoughts, Im getting excited.
Me : You know you dont want me to stop, you love that!
GF : You did that on purpose
Me : O sorry you said no more dirty thoughts
GF: I didnt mean that, I meant stop talking like that your getting me excited
Me: Then get over here so I can get you on your side and releive your work day stress's
GF : You are bad
GF : Then come up here and we will do it in the bathroom "lol"
Me : I will leave in 1 hour
(Me Before she sent the next text.. I realized I better leave ASAP!)
I will be there in 30 minutes
GF : No leave now
Me : I did
GF : Hurry
Me : I am!
GF : Bring food

WTF?
Me : I already left my house
GF : well go back?

Now, Not only am I thinking, SWEET kinky bathroom work sex! I am also thinking she wants some kind of food involved?!?!? Whatever, Im down.

Me: Fuck! I forgot my wallet, I will get you food later.
10 minutes later.. at least! Of me driving like a total asshole.

GF : Are you really coming up here?
Me : ummmm, Yea?
GF : You know we arent really doing it in the bathroom...
Me : ummmm. yea..... Well I guess I turn around,Total waste of time.
GF: LOL, ur an ass
Me : Well WTF?!?! you said "leave now" and "hurry!" and " lets bang in the bathrrom"

GF : You seriously thought we were gonna? I was messing with you when I said hurry.

25 minutes later,

GF : You should want to come up here to see me cuz you miss me and you love me not cause you want to fuck... in the bathroom!

BOOOOOOOMMMMMM

This TOTALLY blew up in my face!
So what the motherfucking fuck. I was seriously SO damn dissapointed. I am divastated.

I look pathetic. I think Im just a guy, right? I heard... Lets fuck in the works bathroon(backroom) and I thought... .WOW, cool, thats kinda kinky!! So I rushed to my spot. Anybody ever look this dumb before?

Oh I think most guys have done something similar.. I sure as hell have..
Bait and switch..
Girls test us all the time I think.
If a guy could figure that crap out, he'd make millions

**cammed goat** · 03-06-2009, 03:51 PM

Originally Posted by Crimson Sin

Oh I think most guys have done something similar.. I sure as hell have..
Bait and switch..
Girls test us all the time I think.
If a guy could figure that crap out, he'd make millions

If ANY man could figure women out we'd be gods.

**Crimson Sin** · 03-06-2009, 03:54 PM

Originally Posted by cammed goat

If ANY man could figure women out we'd be gods.

Truth Brother.. Truth.

**Hi-Po** · 03-06-2009, 03:57 PM

Well, she will be over in about 30 minutes anyhow. I just really wanted some weird, kinky bathroom sex for some reason. Just sounded awesome at the time. I will NOT fall for that one again.

**FORD RECOVERY EXPERT** · 03-06-2009, 04:00 PM

Originally Posted by Crimson Sin

Oh I think most guys have done something similar.. I sure as hell have..
Bait and switch..
Girls test us all the time I think.
If a guy could figure that crap out, he'd make millions

There's always the A-hole who quotes the f-n book....

**GTP231** · 03-06-2009, 04:04 PM

Originally Posted by Hi-Po

Well, she will be over in about 30 minutes anyhow. I just really wanted some weird, kinky bathroom sex for some reason. Just sounded awesome at the time. I will NOT fall for that one again.

There's always your bathroom when she gets there

**Hi-Po** · 03-06-2009, 04:05 PM

Originally Posted by GTP231

There's always your bathroom when she gets there

Its just not the same man. I wanted that bathroom.

**GTP231** · 03-06-2009, 04:06 PM

Originally Posted by Hi-Po

Its just not the same man. I wanted that bathroom.

I get what you're saying

**Crimson Sin** · 03-06-2009, 04:08 PM

Originally Posted by FORD RECOVERY EXPERT

There's always the A-hole who quotes the f-n book....

Ouch !! You bastard ..

All I wanted was to let the guy know most dudes get burnt on something like that

**FORD RECOVERY EXPERT** · 03-06-2009, 04:16 PM

**Crimson Sin** · 03-06-2009, 04:20 PM

**gd1996** · 03-06-2009, 04:28 PM

My gf and I do that kinda stuff too... however 99% of the time we follow through, she can;t turn it down then, but no bathroom for me. Unless its in my own shower. But I hear ya on the you should wanna see me stuff. Just some of womens games.