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    Angry Screwed up bad today. Too much splooge!!

    Well, as some of you may know, I got a vasectomy about a month ago. After the procedure, the doctor told me to take it easy for a while then I had to ejaculate at least 20 times and bring in a sample any time after that to make sure I have no swimmers left. Well........I had just had my nuts cut and I was jacked up on meds so I wasn't really paying that much attention to what he was saying. I THOUGHT he said I had to ejaculate at least 20 times IN the cup then bring it back. So that's pretty much what I did. 37 times to be exact. The sample cup they gave me was about 1/8 of an inch from overflowing and it was RANK!! It smelled like a peepshow and the bottom of the lid was crusty and moldy. Anyway, I wrote my name and info on it and took it to the doctors office to turn it in. The receptionist asked me what I had in the cup and she pretty much freaked out when I told her what happened. She wouldn't touch it. Eventually a nurse walked in and took the cup to the back and it sounded like all hell was breaking loose! Screaming, yelling, gagging, laughing....it was pretty bad. They gave me a new cup and clear instructions so I'll turn that in tomorrow and hope for good news!!

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    Bwahaahahahhahah, that is hilarious!

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    I'd be pissed.... Alot of hard work, just thrown out?

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    Umm wow.

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    lmfao!!!! Thats way too funny. Gross to the enth power, but funny.

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    wish i had that kinda excuse so i don't have to sneak lolololol

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    Quote Originally Posted by FORD RECOVERY EXPERT View Post
    I'd be pissed.... Alot of hard work, just thrown out?
    haha word

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    shoulda told the nurse there was only one load in the cup

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    Quote Originally Posted by KyleLs1 View Post
    shoulda told the nurse there was only one load in the cup


    hahah if i was the nurse id say.. very impressive!! haha.. if he can go for that long.. i wonder how long he can goooo if you know what i mean haha

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