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02-17-2009, 06:27 PM #1Senior Member
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1997 Grand Cherokee- 1999 Firebird.
Screwed up bad today. Too much splooge!!
Well, as some of you may know, I got a vasectomy about a month ago. After the procedure, the doctor told me to take it easy for a while then I had to ejaculate at least 20 times and bring in a sample any time after that to make sure I have no swimmers left. Well........I had just had my nuts cut and I was jacked up on meds so I wasn't really paying that much attention to what he was saying. I THOUGHT he said I had to ejaculate at least 20 times IN the cup then bring it back. So that's pretty much what I did. 37 times to be exact. The sample cup they gave me was about 1/8 of an inch from overflowing and it was RANK!! It smelled like a peepshow and the bottom of the lid was crusty and moldy. Anyway, I wrote my name and info on it and took it to the doctors office to turn it in. The receptionist asked me what I had in the cup and she pretty much freaked out when I told her what happened. She wouldn't touch it. Eventually a nurse walked in and took the cup to the back and it sounded like all hell was breaking loose! Screaming, yelling, gagging, laughing....it was pretty bad. They gave me a new cup and clear instructions so I'll turn that in tomorrow and hope for good news!!
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02-17-2009, 06:29 PM #2Awaiting Activation
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Pewter Metallic- 2002 Trans Am WS6 M6 D1SC
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Bwahaahahahhahah, that is hilarious!
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02-17-2009, 06:36 PM #3Member
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Arctic White- 2002 A4,WS6
I can't stop laughing.................... That couldn't be true.
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02-17-2009, 06:36 PM #4Member
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White
Thats a lot of elbow grease going down the drain.
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02-17-2009, 06:38 PM #5Bone it like you own it
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Black / Stryker Blue- 2K WS.6/ 2K9 G8GT
I'd be pissed.... Alot of hard work,
just thrown out? 
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02-17-2009, 06:40 PM #6Senior Member
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Umm wow.
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02-17-2009, 06:49 PM #7A friggin fish! LOL
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Pewter- 2000 Z28
lmfao!!!! Thats way too funny. Gross to the enth power, but funny.
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02-17-2009, 06:58 PM #8Junior Member
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Silver- 98 Trans Am
wish i had that kinda excuse so i don't have to sneak lolololol
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02-17-2009, 07:01 PM #9Miss October
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lol awwwwwwww
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02-17-2009, 07:02 PM #10Miss October
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haha word
Originally Posted by FORD RECOVERY EXPERT
I'd be pissed.... Alot of hard work, just thrown out?
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02-17-2009, 07:06 PM #11Senior Member
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NBM- 99 TA
shoulda told the nurse there was only one load in the cup
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02-17-2009, 07:14 PM #12Miss October
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Originally Posted by KyleLs1
hahah if i was the nurse id say.. very impressive!! haha.. if he can go for that long.. i wonder how long he can goooo if you know what i mean haha
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02-17-2009, 07:19 PM #13Door-To-Door Pipelayer
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86 Buick GNx - Black- 08 Jeep GC SRT8 - SBM
LMMFAO!!
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02-17-2009, 07:32 PM #14Senior Member
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SS: NBM, tan top- 1998-SS, 2010 Jetta TDI
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02-17-2009, 07:59 PM #15Desert Boat Guy
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Black 2002 T/A M6- Green 1997 Ram 4x4
ahahahaHAHAHAHA...
That's awesome...
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02-17-2009, 08:01 PM #16NY Representative
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Red- 2001 ws6
ahahaha
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02-17-2009, 08:08 PM #17Member
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Blue/White- 00 TA/05 Legacy GT
At least no one was using it for facial cream.
Those of you who regularly watch Nip/Tuck will know what I mean.
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02-17-2009, 08:09 PM #18Miss October
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Originally Posted by ss~zoso~ss
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02-17-2009, 08:17 PM #19Detailing + Design
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My life is a- Ben Stiller movie.
have you ever read something so funny, that it warps your sense of humor to the point that nothing else can be considered humorous ever again?
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02-18-2009, 12:17 AM #20Senior Member
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White- '10 ZR1
Bere;ahfw;aeapogalgjalgandf,anfaoavobajerwl;argaeg v;oearge;oarjg!!!!!!!!!!
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