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    Alabama Man Cheated On His Wife With A Goat




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    SMWS6TA and zapper were walking through a field and came upon a goat. SMWS6TA hits the goat in the head and the goat starts giving him a blowjob. He turns to Zapper and says " You wanna give it a try?" and Zapper says " Sure.....just don't hit me that hard."




    In all fairness the goat does look a lot like the guy's wife.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0rion View Post
    SMWS6TA and zapper were walking through a field and came upon a goat. SMWS6TA hits the goat in the head and the goat starts giving him a blowjob. He turns to Zapper and says " You wanna give it a try?" and Zapper says " Sure.....just don't hit me that hard."




    In all fairness the goat does look a lot like the guy's wife.
    Hahaha that was funny.

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    Goat looks better than his wife?

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    You moved there voluntarily...

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    That is some sick shit going on there! He is scary looking too, and, the husband and wife look like they are related on top of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KahanaReef View Post
    That is some sick shit going on there! He is scary looking too, and, the husband and wife look like they are related on top of it.
    It's not sick in Alabama...in fact, it's pretty normal.

    This shit is one of the reasons I wanted to move away after I moved there...

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    $$$$$ is good enough to live here along the coast.
    All joking aside I would move to Orange Beach or Dauphin Island in a heart beat.

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    I'm more disturbed it wasn't taken down by YouTube

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    I'm more disturbed it wasn't taken down by YouTube
    I'm more disturbed that you know it wasn't.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KahanaReef View Post
    That is some sick shit going on there! He is scary looking too, and, the husband and wife look like they are related on top of it.
    it's alabama......state law.....if you're married it has to be your brother or sister.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theorangeguy View Post
    All joking aside I would move to Orange Beach or Dauphin Island in a heart beat.
    you like your goats with tan lines huh?

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    So is this a double date night?


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    Quote Originally Posted by CJREX View Post
    So is this a double date night?

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    Scott is the one with the helmet on

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    says the guy who's mistress is a Dyson....

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    says the guy who's mistress is a Dyson....
    In his defense (GASP!!!) the Dyson does suck...

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