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03-31-2011, 10:59 AM #1its short but its skinny.
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sarge's puzzle
An elderly man named "sarge" calls his neighbor and says,
"Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I
can't figure out how to get started."
His neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's
finished?"
Old man sarge says "According to the
picture on the box, it's a rooster."
His neighbor decides to go over and help with the
puzzle.
He lets him in and shows him where he has the puzzle
spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the
box, then turns to him and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to
be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
"Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh
"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."
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03-31-2011, 11:06 AM #2Senior Member
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03-31-2011, 11:10 AM #3Senior Member
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03-31-2011, 11:27 AM #4O U 8 1 2
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03-31-2011, 11:55 AM #5Consumer of kraut
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03-31-2011, 12:33 PM #6Veteran
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nice.....this is how you do a joke on here.
The only minor problem I see with it is Sarge needs so much bran in his diet that I'm sure he's eating oat bran or something like that. Probably just grazes on it right in the field I would guess.
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03-31-2011, 12:50 PM #7Spaz is My Mentor
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03-31-2011, 07:07 PM #8Senior Member
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wait wut?
what do you think of my haircut, trying to get it to look like Elvis, cuz he is soo cool
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03-31-2011, 07:52 PM #9Chief of his tribe!
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^^
Originally Posted by ss~zoso~ss
wait wut?
what do you think of my haircut, trying to get it to look like Elvis, cuz he is soo cool
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03-31-2011, 11:40 PM #10MANWHORE TEAM
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originally heard this in reference to "a tiger" and was frosted flakes
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