Sarge went shopping today.....

**0rion** · 07-29-2009, 04:51 PM

and bought THIS

**0rion** · 07-29-2009, 04:53 PM

and roller blades:

**Smkn_TA** · 07-29-2009, 04:54 PM

LMFAO, they reccommed using it as a shower brush after you use it to wipe your ass. HORK!

**Pony_Eater** · 07-29-2009, 04:55 PM

yuck

**0rion** · 07-29-2009, 04:56 PM

and these

**GTP231** · 07-29-2009, 05:01 PM

Is this where he got the funding for his shopping spree?

**0rion** · 07-29-2009, 05:05 PM

people have always wondered what he looks like...... I found a picture of him in action.

**GTP231** · 07-29-2009, 05:11 PM

You're pretending to be the dame he's chatting to. You sick bastard

**Smkn_TA** · 07-29-2009, 05:32 PM

The guy on the old lady's screen she is chatting with has a t-shirt on, the other guy does not. CONTINUITY ERROR FTW!!

**0rion** · 07-29-2009, 05:46 PM

Originally Posted by Smkn_TA

The guy on the old lady's screen she is chatting with has a t-shirt on, the other guy does not. CONTINUITY ERROR FTW!!

if you looked like the guy in the top picture ( sarge) would you actually send a picture of yourself??? Common sense FTW!!!!

**Sarge** · 07-29-2009, 06:29 PM

What if you hurt my feelings? Can I start a thread an solicit sympathy?
I am a very fragile, gentile being Orion...be careful or you may damage me permanently with your mean remarks.

**LS1FirehawkWS6** · 07-29-2009, 07:01 PM

Originally Posted by GTP231

Is this where he got the funding for his shopping spree?

sweet ride, betcha that FRAM sticker is pushin 15 horses

**third_shift|studios** · 07-29-2009, 08:22 PM

i love how it's both an asswhiper AND a back washer

**Smittro** · 07-29-2009, 08:29 PM

Originally Posted by 0rion

if you looked like the guy in the top picture ( sarge) would you actually send a picture of yourself??? Common sense FTW!!!!

**Smittro** · 07-29-2009, 08:30 PM

Originally Posted by Sarge

What if you hurt my feelings? Can I start a thread an solicit sympathy?
I am a very fragile, gentile being Orion...be careful or you may damage me permanently with your mean remarks.

**korndawg** · 07-29-2009, 08:40 PM

I expected to see a penis pump.

**ZombieSlayer909** · 07-29-2009, 08:52 PM

Originally Posted by Sarge

What if you hurt my feelings? Can I start a thread an solicit sympathy?
I am a very fragile, gentile being Orion...be careful or you may damage me permanently with your mean remarks.

**Sarge** · 07-30-2009, 03:19 AM

Originally Posted by korndawg

I expected to see a penis pump.

Dont need one. That is why I have your Mama.

**0rion** · 07-30-2009, 03:27 AM

Originally Posted by Sarge

Dont need one. That is why I have your Mama.

damn, went right for the mama joke.

**Goat-E** · 07-30-2009, 04:11 AM

I don't know about that comfort wipe thing, but I will be handing out those Get a Grip handles come Christmas like they're goin' outta style! (If you watch the commercial long enough it's a gimmie with the purchase. IE "And you'll also get")