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  1. 08-22-2008, 01:54 PM #1
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    For sale 17 yr old daughter


    Dont eat much and is smart as hell. New owner must pay for 4 years of private university ( Baylor or TCU). Daughter comes equipped with new Pontiac G6 paid for and $250K worth of shoes and Gucci handbags/sunglasses.. Owner must sell now!!! Daughter is in Manhattan ( New York) school clothes shopping and has exceeded $3K in 2 days. Best Offer.....
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  2. 08-22-2008, 01:58 PM #2
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    LOL! She is beautiful!

    But, I think I'll stick with boys
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  3. 08-22-2008, 01:59 PM #3
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    I offer myself............if I can marry her that means I can sneak the GTO out when you are gone......hey what kind of gun is that on the wall ?
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  4. 08-22-2008, 01:59 PM #4
    Sarge
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    LOL! She is beautiful!

    But, I think I'll stick with boys
    Just like Burns huh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpeedAddict38 View Post
    I offer myself............if I can marry her that means I can sneak the GTO out when you are gone
    If you marry her and pay the bills I'll give you my GTO. Trust me you'll need it.
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  6. 08-22-2008, 02:00 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    Just like Burns huh?
    Burns made the same offer ?
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  7. 08-22-2008, 02:00 PM #7
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    watch out sarge, im in NY
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    couldnt really afford the upkeep on her car let alone her.. guess ill have to pass on this great offer lol
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  9. 08-22-2008, 02:01 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    If you marry her and pay the bills I'll give you my GTO. Trust me you'll need it.
    I couldnt afford her socks lol............my daughter is only 11 so at the moment shes not to expensive
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  10. 08-22-2008, 02:02 PM #10
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    Ill start the bidding...ill give you spaz for her...
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  11. 08-22-2008, 02:06 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by VenomZ View Post
    Ill start the bidding...ill give you spaz for her...
    No thanks. I already have 2 mules in the pasture now.
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  12. 08-22-2008, 02:07 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    Just like Burns huh?

    Um, I'm thinking sons...

    I've got a 23 year old who pays for all his own fast toys, and an almost 24 year old step son who is in the Marines. The Marines pay for all his shit LOL!

    They seem to be more cost effective
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    No thanks. I already have 2 mules in the pasture now.
    damn...how about my ex gf? young, blonde, great body...doesnt bitch TOO much...?
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  14. 08-22-2008, 02:13 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
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    Dont eat much and is smart as hell. New owner must pay for 4 years of private university ( Baylor or TCU). Daughter comes equipped with new Pontiac G6 paid for and $250K worth of shoes and Gucci handbags/sunglasses.. Owner must sell now!!! Daughter is in Manhattan ( New York) school clothes shopping and has exceeded $3K in 2 days. Best Offer.....
    even giving her away at this point wont be easy.
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  15. 08-22-2008, 02:27 PM #15
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    wow! you send her to NYC just for school clothes? jesus lol Theres shit loads of designer stores there, so yeah I really feel bad for you and your credit card.
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    lol jk
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    I know Y2KPeweterSS was looking for a kid or a upgrade.... Might ask him new house and all...
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    I guess I should move to NY now
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    Quote Originally Posted by nhraformula View Post
    even giving her away at this point wont be easy.
    So your saying I'm pretty much fucked here?
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