Rumor Control

[AKIRA]

Ok, I am seeking a little bit advice here...

A woman that I have been working with (shes more or less my partner) has a tendency to create and spread rumors at work and apparently shes quite convincing. And this bitch is shitting in my universe.

Ohhh it all started one day at work when I felt a little sleepy and I decided to sleep on my break. She said "do what you gotta do, ill see you downstairs when youre done." However, while she was downstairs, she told everyone that I was "sleeping on the job." I never said anything to her and just moved on.. It was declared that she cannot be trusted and certain informations were not exchanged with her ever again.

Now comes the biggest rumor that has plagued me from Christmas until today. I apparently knocked up my digusting supervisor. Yeah, oh yeah. Because my boss..our boss, let me have some time off around Christmas, I must of been fucking her and WHOA look at that! Now our boss is pregnant! I mustve done it! Not her bfriend or fuck buddy, no, no, AKIRA is the one! What an ass load of shit.

I never said anything to her, but I did tell my supervisor and she spoke to management and it was allegidly handled. However, you cant make a person stop talking shit. In fact, you can make them worse. The only thing you can do is discredit them, make them seem like their paranoid and that they always cry wolf. Well, I thought I had that handled.

I thought it was over. I thought everything was fine.
Until today.

This sack of vomit covered shit went out last night with a couple of fellow associates to celebrate putting in her 2 weeks notice because of another job. No biggie, right? Well it just so happens that this dentured moron got drunk and brought this rumor up AGAIN. And this time its in front of a girl I want to fuck and another one I did fuck. So now, I look like a liar to both of them. And not just me, but my boss too.

Of course, I didnt know about this until today. I found out about the whole night out for drinks in celebration of her removal and hah, I thought, darn, I wouldve liked to have had a drink with her. "She wasnt that bad. She was ok. She made me laugh, etc" Here I am, looking pass past occurances and BAM! I am right back where I been!

I found out by coming up to the girl that likes me, then slowly realizing that I am being cross examined. Not to mention, the other one I had been fucking wont even talk to me.

"I heard a lot of stories last night and I dont believe them, but there were so many, some things have got to be true." Christ, I know how she feels, but I shouldnt have to go through this again!

Ok... now what do I do? I want to address this fuckface and make her aware that I know about her bullshit and that shes truly worthless. I think I can do this without getting in trouble at work cuz they failed to fix the problem.

I am NOT picturing a blow up or vulgarity, just a confrontation and possibly something mean enough to make her walk out on her job.

[LS1FirehawkWS6]

Just get everyone one involved and confront her infront of everyone, dont lose your cool...and just make her shove her own head up her ass....put an end to it.

LOL, an intervention.

[Y2KPewterSS]

Blow it off and move on.

[Y2KPewterSS]

nah..that shit has happened to me, annoying as fuck especially when theres chicks/sex involved....

Some lady at work was talking crap about me, and half of it was true...

But she didnt think that I would do anything because the part that was true was that I didnt agree with the way our supervisors does things....

So I brought her in the office with our supervisor and told him

1. It was true, I dont agree with your supervisor skills
2. This bitch is a lying cunt.

Didnt exactly say number 2 but you know what I mean




She went home crying knowing that she was wrong about me not doing anything.....


So just do it. Make it clear, or else your life is going to be a big sweaty taint

Socializing with coworkers isn't a good idea IMO, not for me anyways.

[70hemicuda]

be nice even if ur pissed. then take her out and talk to her. shes obviously trying to aleviate jealously or a short comming. shes not going anywhere so dont make enemies.

[Nhra Firebird]

Socializing with coworkers isn't a good idea IMO, not for me anyways.

... I don't go to work to make friends

[KyleLs1]

she is leaving in two weeks... after she is gone tell everyone she wanted to fuck you and you turned her down so she went around spreading lies about you.

[310stanger]

Personally I would tell her off, shes leaving anyways so its not like the employers will get in a pissiong contest because of you 2 working together. Sometimes the best way to get people to shut up or realize what they did wrong is by publicly humiliating them. She obviously has no life at all and she cant keep YOU out of her mouth and apparently her mind. Did she ever make a pass at you and you rejected her?

[310stanger]

she is leaving in two weeks... after she is gone tell everyone she wanted to fuck you and you turned her down so she went around spreading lies about you.

Thats a good one

[blackhawk01]

Rumor Control -

[67CamaroRSSS]

...a big sweaty taint

The proper term for the "tain't" (so called cuz tain't yer asshole and tain't yer balls) is perineum.

[GTP231]

she is leaving in two weeks... after she is gone tell everyone she wanted to fuck you and you turned her down so she went around spreading lies about you.

Fuck it start saying that now.

[Bigrus]

Find out her new place she is going to be working at and call in a anonymous phone call for drug testing and previous employment lawsuits.
It will make her new job hell.

[superchargedblackgto]

... I don't go to work to make friends

+1......As a matter o fact......I don't have any friends....and I like it that way....they are soooo needy...I need to borrow this, lend me that, help me do this, show me how to do that..........I have a DOG!!!...No need for friends!!....>LOL

[Y2KPewterSS]

+1......As a matter o fact......I don't have any friends....and I like it that way....they are soooo needy...I need to borrow this, lend me that, help me do this, show me how to do that..........I have a DOG!!!...No need for friends!!....>LOL

Can I borrow your leaf blower Brad?

[superchargedblackgto]

Can I borrow your leaf blower Brad?

Yes P, but it is just because you are my "BEST" friend. Look @ the message I sent you on your B-Day....LOL

from your profile section.....LOL
Preston is my best friend.......Oh thats right if you are someones ONLY friend you have to be the best @ it.....

[Y2KPewterSS]

Yes P, but it is just because you are my "BEST" friend. Look @ the message I sent you on your B-Day....LOL

from your profile section.....LOL
Preston is my best friend.......Oh thats right if you are someones ONLY friend you have to be the best @ it.....

I am sorry about what I did to your golf clubs.

[superchargedblackgto]

I am sorry about what I did to your golf clubs.

used to it.........you are always borrowing crap and breaking it, and borrowing stuff, and not giving it back....

[Y2KPewterSS]

used to it.........you are always borrowing crap and breaking it, and borrowing stuff, and not giving it back....

I ALWAYS return it.





I never guarantee the condition upon its return though

[BULLET_WS6]

blow a load in her mouth... then tell her that it wouldnt happen if she knew how to keep her mouth shut