Roosters, don't mess with them.

**The Manalishi** · 02-04-2011, 02:41 PM

The dude died which is messed up but damn the headline made me chuckle.

http://www.komonews.com/news/national/115320454.html

Calif. man fatally stabbed by rooster

EARLIMART, Calif. -- Investigators say a 35-year-old California man who died at a hospital on Sunday was killed by a rooster.

Jose Luis Ochoa was stabbed by a knife attached to the leg of a fighting rooster, the Kern County coroner's office said Friday.

Officials said an autopsy determined Ochoa died as a result of a stab wound to the calf, and the death was ruled accidental.

The coroner did not specify exactly how the calf wound killed Ochoa, whether it was excessive bleeding, infection or something else.

Investigators said it was not known if a cockfight was under way at the time of the accident.

**98maro** · 02-04-2011, 03:44 PM

damn thats sad,,,
he was probably getting the rooster ready for fights,,

**Sarge** · 02-04-2011, 03:45 PM

Hope the rooster is OK.

**98maro** · 02-04-2011, 03:50 PM

Originally Posted by Sarge

Hope the rooster is OK.

lol.. he probably is,,
celebrating his victory on the fight.. lol

**Sarge** · 02-04-2011, 03:59 PM

Well you know Ochoa means "He whom fucks the Rooster" in Spanish.
Just sayin.............

**blackSS01** · 02-04-2011, 04:21 PM

I have heard it all now

**XLR8TOR** · 02-04-2011, 05:20 PM

What a cock.

**justinmc978** · 02-04-2011, 06:15 PM

we had some bulky alpha male type roosters out on the farm when I was younger.. I wouldn't be eager to go up against one even without razors tied to its feet.

**cuervo25_1** · 02-04-2011, 08:02 PM

No match for a wild turkey or a sharp ax though.

Other than that the asshat got what he deserved.

**bodyman5000** · 02-05-2011, 12:22 AM

good

**Smkn_TA** · 02-05-2011, 08:00 AM

Originally Posted by cuervo25_1

No match for a wild turkey or a sharp ax though.

Other than that the asshat got what he deserved.

My great-aunt had turkeys on her farm. Those things scared the shit out of me. Tall as me at the time and they puffed up and ran at the fence. Even the ostriches she had didn't scare me that much.

***SMWS6TA*** · 02-05-2011, 06:48 PM

I smell deep fried chicken on the menu.

**00z28bubba** · 02-06-2011, 12:17 AM

i thought people learned not to fuck with chickens because of zelda? i guess not.

**blackSS01** · 02-06-2011, 12:58 AM

Originally Posted by 00z28bubba

i thought people learned not to fuck with chickens because of zelda? i guess not.

You earn 10000000000000000 internet points for this answer!!

Nomination for best post of the year!!!

**Sarge** · 02-06-2011, 04:46 PM

Originally Posted by Smkn_TA

My great-aunt had turkeys on her farm. Those things scared the shit out of me. Tall as me at the time and they puffed up and ran at the fence. Even the ostriches she had didn't scare me that much.

When I was little (192 years ago) my old man came home with some geese. We had a big ol stock stank. Them sum bitches was meaner than hell. We (us kids) could not even go down there to swim or catch perch....nothing. So the old man shot 'em finally.

**Smkn_TA** · 02-07-2011, 08:40 AM

I figured you would have just grabbed a knife and went down to take them on yourself.

**Spaz** · 02-07-2011, 11:56 AM

he should have had a cock blocker...

**Schmalgar** · 02-07-2011, 12:41 PM

+1 about geese. Mean, stubborn sumbitches.

+1 about him getting what he deserved. Hard to feel sorry about someone getting killed by an animal that he wanted to watch kill/die for his amusement.

Best comment

Anytime you strap a knife to a cock bad things are gonna happen