robin williams views on politics

**Zboner** · 03-07-2006, 09:14 AM

Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to
argue with this logic!)

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace
but I have not heard of a plan for
peace. So, here's one plan."

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in
their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good 'ole' boys", we will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave.We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder
will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or
where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation
will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and
don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel
for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go
somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells
filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural cata strophe in the world, we
will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds,
rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need
it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "

**third_shift|studios** · 03-07-2006, 09:27 AM

know robin williams-i'm sure that is about 20 times funnier performed, rather than read.

**Tempest** · 03-07-2006, 09:29 AM

Not from Robin Williams but wish we would do something like it.

Check snopes..

**Mr. CarelessAndImprudent** · 03-07-2006, 10:51 AM

funny

**mmciau** · 03-09-2006, 11:46 PM

Perhaps it would be a benefit to mankind if at least one person who is an active member of the "coalition of the willing" (Australian Prime Minister John Howard MP) should actually read, attempt to comprehend it and act upon it!!!

Mike McInerney

**1fastcamarosss11** · 03-10-2006, 01:47 AM

robin williams is set to get chris reeves kid. because the 13 year old kids mom just died too. the is kid lost his mom, dad, and grandmother or father in the last 1 1/2. now tell me that isn't fucked up.

**TMF** · 03-10-2006, 07:10 AM

Seen that before, and it's good, but I heard it's not from Robin Williams

**pecha** · 03-10-2006, 09:05 AM

"The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE"
I like this one the most.

KOMATOS3 · 03-10-2006, 02:40 PM

Originally Posted by pecha

"The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE"
I like this one the most.

**5LtrBtr** · 03-10-2006, 03:41 PM

Now if we could get someone in the white house to follow those rules.

**310stanger** · 03-12-2006, 03:21 PM

as if i needed more reasons to love robin williams. if he did actually say that. whoever did i fuckin agree. but this stuff will never happen cause its not "pc".

**needmorepwr** · 03-12-2006, 06:27 PM

Originally Posted by pecha

"The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE"
I like this one the most.

That rings too true here in good 'ol socal!

**anewconvert** · 03-12-2006, 06:49 PM

sure doesnt sound like uber-leftie robin williams. I HOPE that his opinion, but it really doesnt sound like some of the stuff I have seen him say in the past.

BC

**310stanger** · 03-13-2006, 02:06 PM

theres been lots of lists like this that people claim are from celebrities and its always a lie. whoever wrote it i agree with them though. i am so sick of illegal immigrant mexicans. close the damn border already.

**Motrv8d Steve** · 03-13-2006, 02:40 PM

Originally Posted by 310stanger

theres been lots of lists like this that people claim are from celebrities and its always a lie. whoever wrote it i agree with them though. i am so sick of illegal immigrant mexicans. close the damn border already.

and be prepared to pay $5 or more for a head of lettuce, etc. Who's going to pick the crops? Give me an alternative and I'll listen.