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    A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and points it at him. The man says, thank you and leaves.

    Why?

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    this is a good one, i'm sure some of you have seen it

    It's more powerful than God.
    It's more evil than the devil.
    The poor have it.
    The rich need it.
    If you eat it, you'll die.
    What am I

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    The one who makes it sells it.
    The one who buys it doesn't use it.
    The one who's using it doesn't know he's using it.
    What is it

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    Gatsby was walking back from a visit down in Branton Hill's manufacturing district on a Saturday night. A busy day's traffic had had its noisy run; and with not many folks in sight, His Honor got along without having to stop to grasp a hand, or talk; for a mayor out of City Hall is a shining mark for any politician. And so, coming to Broadway, a booming bass drum and sounds of singing, told of a small Salvation Army unit carrying on amidst Broadway's night shopping crowds. Gatsby, walking towards that group, saw a young girl, back toward him, just finishing a long, soulful oration ... "
    The above passage is taken from the book "Gatsby" written by Ernest Vincent Wright in the late 1930's

    what is strange about this passage
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    Quote Originally Posted by ss~zoso~ss View Post
    A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and points it at him. The man says, thank you and leaves.

    Why?
    he had the hiccups both the water and the scare from the shot gun helped him get rid of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ss~zoso~ss View Post
    this is a good one, i'm sure some of you have seen it

    It's more powerful than God.
    It's more evil than the devil.
    The poor have it.
    The rich need it.
    If you eat it, you'll die.
    What am I
    NOTHING

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    Quote Originally Posted by ss~zoso~ss View Post
    The one who makes it sells it.
    The one who buys it doesn't use it.
    The one who's using it doesn't know he's using it.
    What is it
    a coffin

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    do u know these or did u just google riddles annd find the answers

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    you missed one by the way

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    Quote Originally Posted by ss~zoso~ss View Post
    you missed one by the way
    I knew 2 out of 3 the other one I googled. Which one did I miss?

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    the paragraph one gatsby

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    Quote Originally Posted by ss~zoso~ss View Post
    the paragraph one gatsby
    Very interesting I didn't see that it was a riddle. I didn't see the last line " What is strange...."

    Although I didn't realize it was a lipogram.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ss~zoso~ss View Post
    Gatsby was walking back from a visit down in Branton Hill's manufacturing district on a Saturday night. A busy day's traffic had had its noisy run; and with not many folks in sight, His Honor got along without having to stop to grasp a hand, or talk; for a mayor out of City Hall is a shining mark for any politician. And so, coming to Broadway, a booming bass drum and sounds of singing, told of a small Salvation Army unit carrying on amidst Broadway's night shopping crowds. Gatsby, walking towards that group, saw a young girl, back toward him, just finishing a long, soulful oration ... "
    The above passage is taken from the book "Gatsby" written by Ernest Vincent Wright in the late 1930's

    what is strange about this passage
    No "e" anywhere.

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