The Ricer Game

**Sarge** · 02-22-2011, 04:37 PM

Here are the rules.
Go anywhere on the interweb. Find you a ricer "talking shit post".
Cut and paste it here.
You cannot link nor let us know what forum it came from.
Must be forum neutral. Just the post.

The game ends Saturday night with the winner being declared Sunday morning Feb 27, 2011.

Best ricer post wins a free 5 quarts of Mobil1 Extended Performance and a Fram XG filter for your car specific. Delivered to your doorstep.

Judges will be myself, Orion and Y2K,

An example.......

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Any idea on the add pack guys? I imagine the zddp will be at about 800/650 for zinc/phos (SM specs). But what do the UOAs or VOAs look like. I just changed it today and it feels nice and smooth btw, and I plan to put an ounce or two of the redline zddp additive and lubro moly mos2 additive to give it an extra boostfor when I redline that sucker repeatedly. I havnt heard or seen much on the stock add pack tho?

2008 Honda Accord Coupe V6
-K&N SRI / Magnaflow Cat-Back
-Progress 22mm Rear Sway Bar
-H&R Springs
-EBC Yellows w/ Slotted Rotors
-Royal Purple 0w40

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That is it. Let the games begin!!!!

**jiveass** · 02-22-2011, 05:14 PM

heres my first entry

The reason I have an 87 SUpra: I love SUpras and cant afford a MK4, besides the mk3 is lighter is capable of similar perofrmance when enough work has been done. Right now shes down because the 7mge caught the infamous blown headgasket bug, so im saving for a 1jzgte atm.

bahahahahahah what the hell is that?

**justinmc978** · 02-22-2011, 05:17 PM

perhaps links should be pm'd to a judge to ensure no foul play

subbed, this will be good.

**jiveass** · 02-22-2011, 06:08 PM

if a judge has doubts, all he has to do is paste the post at question into google and it will bring up the forum it came from.

**MrMasterCraft** · 02-22-2011, 06:12 PM

I love the idea...

But how do we know nobody on THIS forum will make anything up?

I'm with Justin, I believe the links should be copy and pasted with any additional info (such as a post #) that may help the member submitting. Then you, Orion, and P can post it with no worries of alterations...

Just sayin'

**blue02Z** · 02-22-2011, 06:18 PM

Dont Mix Oils!!!...!

i am lame, best i have

**c5z28** · 02-22-2011, 06:48 PM

Originally Posted by blue02Z

Dont Mix Oils!!!...!

i am lame, best i have

read the rule about no links just copy the post

**c5z28** · 02-22-2011, 06:49 PM

I would have this in the bag if I could just post a video of a particular person... They spent 26k on a used civic.

**0rion** · 02-22-2011, 06:53 PM

no links.....that's how forum wars are started.

**c5z28** · 02-22-2011, 07:13 PM

"Car = 2000 SiR (Si) with JRSC 6psi and no engine management

I have had my JRSC running at 6psi with the JR map controller, JR rising rate fuel pressure regulator, Walbro fuel pump for about 100,000km. Just resently the A/F ratio has been all out of wack and going lean as the SC starts adding boost. I have an AEM wideband to see this."

"okay, for Xmas i am suppose to get a Greddy turbo kit (2000 Si) i dont have the money for a BOV or intercooler right now, i live in NC, its winter till the end of march/early april, is there any power?, just a Greddy kit without a intercooler?..... Would my car run bad? please help "

**MrMasterCraft** · 02-22-2011, 08:00 PM

Originally Posted by c5z28

"Car = 2000 SiR (Si) with JRSC 6psi and no engine management

I have had my JRSC running at 6psi with the JR map controller, JR rising rate fuel pressure regulator, Walbro fuel pump for about 100,000km. Just resently the A/F ratio has been all out of wack and going lean as the SC starts adding boost. I have an AEM wideband to see this."

"okay, for Xmas i am suppose to get a Greddy turbo kit (2000 Si) i dont have the money for a BOV or intercooler right now, i live in NC, its winter till the end of march/early april, is there any power?, just a Greddy kit without a intercooler?..... Would my car run bad? please help "

more money than brains... and it can't cost that much

**c5z28** · 02-22-2011, 08:30 PM

Originally Posted by MrMasterCraft

more money than brains... and it can't cost that much

You referring to the first post I mentioned about the civic? It's a "mugen" you might be surprised

**LeadFarmer** · 02-22-2011, 08:35 PM

homies! what up i got a honda civic coupe cx wit a d15b vtech motor. nothin major done just an intake, cannon muffler and double stack wing. i cut my shifter down lower and cut off my ac belt for more power yo. my homie has a crx with a b20 motor with alot of blot ons. i think i can take him i mean i got a v-tech and he dont. let me know honda heads

later in conversation

Member: Instead of spending money on a wing, you should have bought something better.

you want speed, pay for speed, you want rice, buy wings...LOL

OP:i know bro but i want alittle show and alittle go notin to crazy.

and about dat race we got a red light together yo. and i keep up for like 3 seconds and then he pulled ahead fast. he smoked me but i been in his ride and it feels real fast. yo. i need help homies i dont know anything about hookin up rides i want somethang like my need for speed underground car yo.

peace my fellow honda heads

Car: 93 civic cx
Mods: JDM d15 VTEC motor swap,ebay intake,dragon stickers, pep boys cone muffler

I'll just go ahead and pm you my address now

**jiveass** · 02-23-2011, 03:53 AM

Originally Posted by LeadFarmer

homies! what up i got a honda civic coupe cx wit a d15b vtech motor. nothin major done just an intake, cannon muffler and double stack wing. i cut my shifter down lower and cut off my ac belt for more power yo. my homie has a crx with a b20 motor with alot of blot ons. i think i can take him i mean i got a v-tech and he dont. let me know honda heads

later in conversation

Member: Instead of spending money on a wing, you should have bought something better.

you want speed, pay for speed, you want rice, buy wings...LOL

OP:i know bro but i want alittle show and alittle go notin to crazy.

and about dat race we got a red light together yo. and i keep up for like 3 seconds and then he pulled ahead fast. he smoked me but i been in his ride and it feels real fast. yo. i need help homies i dont know anything about hookin up rides i want somethang like my need for speed underground car yo.

peace my fellow honda heads

Car: 93 civic cx
Mods: JDM d15 VTEC motor swap,ebay intake,dragon stickers, pep boys cone muffler

I'll just go ahead and pm you my address now

haha that guy trolled the shit outta that forum!!!!

**Sarge** · 02-23-2011, 04:01 AM

Originally Posted by LeadFarmer

homies! what up i got a honda civic coupe cx wit a d15b vtech motor. nothin major done just an intake, cannon muffler and double stack wing. i cut my shifter down lower and cut off my ac belt for more power yo. my homie has a crx with a b20 motor with alot of blot ons. i think i can take him i mean i got a v-tech and he dont. let me know honda heads

later in conversation

Member: Instead of spending money on a wing, you should have bought something better.

you want speed, pay for speed, you want rice, buy wings...LOL

OP:i know bro but i want alittle show and alittle go notin to crazy.

and about dat race we got a red light together yo. and i keep up for like 3 seconds and then he pulled ahead fast. he smoked me but i been in his ride and it feels real fast. yo. i need help homies i dont know anything about hookin up rides i want somethang like my need for speed underground car yo.

peace my fellow honda heads

Car: 93 civic cx
Mods: JDM d15 VTEC motor swap,ebay intake,dragon stickers, pep boys cone muffler

I'll just go ahead and pm you my address now

LOL....

**ls1camino** · 02-23-2011, 04:39 AM

Originally Posted by Audi Forums

Hey guys, I've got a 98 1.8T. I've had a k04 and chip for a while and wanted to get more performance. I was recommended to port and polish the intake and exhaust. We found out they used abrasive material to do it like gritty sand. So I got with my friend that tunes Hondas and we decided to try it ourselves. We got a bag of sandblasting sand and hooked up into the intake and started the car. We had to hold the gas so it would run. He wanted to let the engine suck in the sand through the intake so it would port it out and then push it out the ehxaust so it would port the exhaust manifold.

I was worried that it might cause problems but he figured it'd be OK as long as we didn't make boost and it get sucked in the turbo. After running the car and letting it suck in sand we got about half way through a 25 lb bag. The check engine light was on and the engine was bucking and kicking and sounding really weird. We stopped and hooked the car back up normal and took off the sand supply. We tried to start it again and it was really hard. Once started it couldn't idle and kept making weird noises. We took it out and drove it and it started to make scraping and knocking noises.

Help! Can anyone tell me what to do! My buddy only does Hondas so he doesn't know much about Audis.

Oil Filter needs to be for a 2000 Pontiac Grand Prix GTP (3.8L S/C).

Thanks

**pewterz55** · 02-23-2011, 04:47 AM

Originally Posted by ls1camino

Oil Filter needs to be for a 2000 Pontiac Grand Prix GTP (3.8L S/C).

Thanks

**silverWS6** · 02-23-2011, 06:45 AM

Originally Posted by ls1camino

Oil Filter needs to be for a 2000 Pontiac Grand Prix GTP (3.8L S/C).

Thanks

Winner, I've read that before though

**blue02Z** · 02-23-2011, 08:20 AM

Originally Posted by c5z28

read the rule about no links just copy the post

yes sir, sorry sir, missed that one sir

**redbird555** · 02-23-2011, 09:43 AM

sup yo i out in street in my turbod prelude guy come up in yeloow z06 i be lik whassup foo want to run he liike sure light hit green he jump but then VTEC kikd in yo gain 7 lengths on him race over yo

agan honda win yo!