The Retaliation Thread

**ls1camino** · 11-21-2010, 06:22 AM

What are somethings you have done in retaliation to someone being an ass or something along those lines?

I'll obviously start...

Recently (may or may not have been last night

), I had some d-bag in an SUV speed up to block me passing him on a two lane road. In a normal situation, I would have easily passed him without the fear of oncoming traffic, but this time, I had to get on the brakes to get back behind him. To add to it, when I braked, he did too...thank god the GTP brakes are F-Body swaps, and my car is lighter, so I was able to get behind him before I was creamed by a truck coming the opposite way. So, I'm now pissed that this guy is trying his best to get me killed.

So, I follow him a little way and the road opens back up to four lane road and I ge beside him at a light. I look over and he's laughing....oh, it's on motherf**ker. So the light goes green and he takes off. I drop back a few cars and turn my headlights off and fogs on (HIDs...I can see fine with either on, and I was trying to mask my car from him). He drives a few miles and turns into a shopping center. I drive to the next entrance, turn my lights off, watch him park, and go into a grocery store.

I park a fair distance away, grab my tool box out of my trunk, find my valve stem removal tool and go to town. I take out all four valve stem centers, put them in a McDonald's cup I found on the ground, and place the cup on his hood. I walk back to my car and sit and wait for him to come out. He comes out after a few minutes of me waiting, sees his tires and starts flipping out. I wasn't laughing until his anger made him knock the cup off the hood, and him realize that he needed what was in the cup. He started looking for the stems in the darkness as I drove off laughing my ass off.

Anyone else?

**dpinson** · 11-21-2010, 07:59 AM

this one was a buddy of mine

we had went out one night and I had a drink from the house

a few days later at work he is cleaning his truck out and throws my cup away instead of giving it back to me when Im standing right there

no big deal really but I give him some shit about it and he says I shouldnt have left it in his truck OKAY!

well he didnt realize that his dumbass had left his $200 dollar sunglasses in my truck the night before.

yeah he didnt like the picture i sent him with his shades at the bottom of my trash can and we almost ended it with a fight.

but I think he might have learned not to disrespect my property

**LeadFarmer** · 11-21-2010, 09:13 AM

to a friend of mine
Me and five friends were spending the night at another friends house one day. Around 3am I was the first to fall asleep so as a general rule amongst our friends the first person who falls asleep has to be fucked with. So they took the liberty of drawing all over my face with a sharpie and posting it on FB. Lucky for them I was a good sport and didn't go off, but I still wanted payback.
So on another night with the same friends at the same house I came up with a plan. Once everyone was asleep I got two of my other friends to help push my friends cobra( the guy who wrote on my face) into his neighbors parking lot. Thank god his car was a stick or this wouldn't have been possible w/o turning the car on. Now you have to realize the neighbors parking lot is behind their house, or if you will on the opposite sound of the house which faces the street. So if you were to walk out and look around the car would seem to have disappeared. After putting the car in the driveway I went and got the big ass red bow and saran wrap that I brought out of my car. (my dad used the bow she bought my mom a beemer for christmas a couple years ago.) But first before putting the bow on I saran rapped his car beyond the point of being able to tell what it was.

The following morning my friend wakes up and goes outside to find his car gone. Saying he flipped the fuck out would be an understatement Lol, he spent the next few hours basically shitting his pants and trying to come up with a rational idea as to what he should do and what happened to his car. A few hours later he got a call from the neighbors saying that they think his car was in their parking lot. After putting the phone down he just looked over and stared at me, that did it for me, I couldn't hold it any longer I just busted out laughing. After discovering his car it took him about 30 min to get all the saran wrap off, during which time I was laughing my ass off and he was yelling obscenities to me and the saran wrap.
That was a good day.

**LimeNine** · 11-21-2010, 11:11 AM

we used to vasaline the windshield wipers and door handles

I've done the valve stem core removal more than once

bitch door dinged my truck while she looked directly at me,
out comes the stem core's, funny thing was that the people
inside the restruant were just watching me.
Then the GF made me stop with only 3 flats. .
Told GF that it was a good thing GF got here when she did
or bitch would have 4 flats

**GTP231** · 11-21-2010, 11:47 AM

The newer mopar junk with the hard stem tire sensors stems are on an eternal back order. Just throwing that idea out there.....

**FSANE** · 11-21-2010, 11:59 AM