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01-02-2008, 10:05 AM #1Senior Member
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redneck xmas gift...
"Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"
"Yes. What can I do for you?"
"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith...He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, twelve Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They searched the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.
They sneer at Virgil and leave.
Shortly afterwards, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
"Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd... Did the Sheriff come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they split your firewood?"
"Yep!"
"Merry Christmas, buddy!"
(Rednecks know how to git-r-dun).
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01-02-2008, 10:09 AM #2Paid 2 Post Daycrew
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How about making a tank top for the g/f out of a pair of your old 'ginch'?
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01-02-2008, 10:12 AM #3O U 8 1 2
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01-02-2008, 10:45 AM #4Senior Member
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I wanted to make this for my g/f but i only have one pair and I don't want to be freeballing it in the winter...
Originally Posted by SexOnWheels
How about making a tank top for the g/f out of a pair of your old 'ginch'?
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01-02-2008, 11:07 AM #5Love buying generic GM's
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OMFG! That's hiilarious Originally Posted by SexOnWheels
How about making a tank top for the g/f out of a pair of your old 'ginch'?
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01-02-2008, 01:00 PM #6Impounded
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01-02-2008, 03:49 PM #7Member
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needs a skid mark.
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01-02-2008, 07:07 PM #8Senior Member
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Originally Posted by skar
that would be too much...
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01-02-2008, 07:25 PM #9BAHHBYE
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HAHA!!! Stupid Redneck......oh...ehh...wait a minute
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